Maura Ellis
Dear Diary, today I tried a tampon. No thanks, Tom Hanks.
Played by Amy Poehler 
Sisters (2015) · 15 quotes
Sisters (2015) · 15 quotes
We need a little less Forever 21 and a little more Suddenly 42.
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Maura Ellis
Can I borrow me your bathroom? Number one only.
Scenes with Maura Ellis
3 scenes
Old Patient
No. I don’t need lotion in there.
Maura
Ssshh. Yeah. You do need lotion in there.
Maura
Wait. Where are we going?
Kate
One last errand.
Kate
When you’re flirting with Mr. Man, don’t weave your divorce tale.
Maura
Drunk people like to show off with fire. Shut it down.
Kate
Over-pronounce things, because he is gonna be watching your mouth.
Maura
Remember, don’t leave someone when they’re throwing up. Sleep-barfing kills.
Kate
Once you’re in the bedroom, lock the door so I can’t burst in and take a commemorative picture.
Maura
Kate, can you clean up this gel, please?
Kate
Yes! Stop asking me about it. (She is putting finishing touches to the swimming pool)
