Kate

When you’re flirting with Mr. Man, don’t weave your divorce tale.

Maura

Drunk people like to show off with fire. Shut it down.

Kate

Over-pronounce things, because he is gonna be watching your mouth.

Maura

Remember, don’t leave someone when they’re throwing up. Sleep-barfing kills.

Kate

Once you’re in the bedroom, lock the door so I can’t burst in and take a commemorative picture.

Maura

Kate, can you clean up this gel, please?

Kate

Yes! Stop asking me about it. (She is putting finishing touches to the swimming pool)