[the Chipmunks answer the phone]

Be cool.

[slowly]

Hello?

Guys, it's me.

Dave!?

As in "Dave"?

Well, I guess since you answered the phone, you haven't burned down the house yet.

Have a little faith, Dave!

Yeah! [falls off the pot rack] Mayday! [lands on a pan, and it hits the floor]

What was that?

[whispers to Alvin]

Don't stress him out.

Uh, that was Aunt Jackie. Yeah. She's cooking us a zesty five-course meal.

Really? Well, Can I talk to her?

She's practicing her pole dancing.

[Alvin and Simon look confused]

Pole dancing? What happened to making dinner? Guys, what's goin' on?

Gotta go, Dave!

Alvin, I'm not kidding!

Feel better!

ALVI–!!

[hangs up just before Dave finishes]

Yep! Nobody does that better than him.