Hooper X
[pointing at Holden]
See that man over there? He the Devil! Never take your eye off the man.
5th most-quoted character in Chasing Amy (1997): in 8 of its 61 quotes
Most scenes with: Banky Edwards (3)
All the boys need to feel like they're Marco **** Polo when it comes to sex.
More lines from Hooper X
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Hooper X
Honey, don't give me that "all for one" shit. I got to deal with being a minority in a minority of a minority, and nobody supports my ass.
Hooper X
Archie was the bitch and Jughead was the butch. That's why he was always going around wearing that crown-looking hat... he was the king of queen Archie's world.
Scenes with Hooper X
4 scenes
Hooper
Check this shit. You got cr***er farm boy Luke Skywalker, Nazi poster boy, blond hair, blue eyes. And then you got Darth Vader, the blackest brother in the galaxy, Nubian god!
What's a "Nubian"?
Hooper
Shut the **** up!
Hooper
For years in this industry, whenever an African American character, hero or villain, was introduced - usually by white artists and writers - they got slapped with racist names that singled them out as N*****s. Now, my book, "White-Hating C**n," don't have none of that bullshit. The hero's name is Maleekwa, and he's descended from the black tribe that established the first society on the planet, while all you European mother****ers were hiding out in caves and shit, all terrified of the sun. He's a strong role model that a young black reader can look up to. Cause I'm here to tell you, the chickens is coming home to roost, y'all. The black man's no longer gonna play the minstrel in the realm of comics and sci-fi fantasy. We keepin it real, and we gonna get respect by any means necessary.
Ah, come on, that's a bunch of horse shit! Lando Calrissian was a black guy. You know, and he got to fly the Millennium Falcon, what's the matter with you?
Hooper
Who said that?
I did! Lando Calrissian is a strong role-model in the realm of science fiction/fantasy.
Hooper
**** Lando Calrissian! Un***-T*m n*er!
Hooper
And Jedi's the most insulting installment. Because Vader's beautiful black visage is sullied when he pulls off his mask to reveal a feeble, crusty, old white man! They tryin' to tell us that deep inside we all wants to be white!
Well, isn't that true?
Hooper
I need to sell the image to sell the book. I mean, would the audience still buy the whole black rage angle if they found out the book was written by a... you know...
****?
Hooper
When you say it, it sounds so sexy. [kisses Banky]
