“Hey, I'll make you a deal - this guy will suck your dick off if you...” – Jay, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back ... Movie Quotes Database

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A scene from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 2001

Jay

Hey, I'll make you a deal - this guy

Jay

[points to Silent Bob]

will suck your dick off if you let us go.

Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon

Contrary to what you believe, not everyone in Hollywood is a homosexual.

Jay

How about this deal- he'll suck my dick while you watch and jerk off.

Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon

Alright.

Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon

[takes Jay and Silent Bob behind a wall, out of sight]

Make it fast and sexy.

In this scene

Chrissy Ali Larter More Chrissy quotes →

Jay Jason Mewes More Jay quotes →

Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon Diedrich Bader More Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon quotes →

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