“It's either this or jail. And you know what they do to you in jail.” – Jay, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back ... Movie Quotes Database

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A scene from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 2001

Jay

[to Silent Bob]

It's either this or jail. And you know what they do to you in jail.

Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon

I was a guard. Alright, and after it's all over, you say "Ooh, what a lovely tea party".

In this scene

Chrissy Ali Larter More Chrissy quotes →

Jay Jason Mewes More Jay quotes →

Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon Diedrich Bader More Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon quotes →

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