Chicken Joe
[almost being eaten by the Undertaker]
Whoa, man, don't eat me! I'm not the food!
A line from Chicken Joe
Man, this teaching thing is harder than I thought.
More lines from Chicken Joe
3 quotes Chicken Joe
Chicken Joe
Uh, I don't think I'm quite ready for the big chicken bucket up in the sky just yet. Oh, hey, how about an honorary membership?
Chicken Joe
[picks up the conch, puts it to his ear]
Uh-huh. Yeah? Yeah? Whoa! So that's why everything tastes like me. Thanks, dude! [wears it on his head]
Scenes with Chicken Joe
6 scenes
Mr. McMahon
We'll be there in four, three, two... [a lobster grabs his head] Oh! Oh!
Mr. McMahon
This is the moment we've been waiting for!
Paige
Whoa, this is amazing!
Mr. McMahon
[laughing]
Let's ride!
Mr. McMahon
Come on, guys. We've got a lot of ground to cover. Remember what we talked about last night. After all, this journey isn't just about getting to the Trenches. One of you will be replacing me on the Hang 5. Those are some big shoes to fill, so show me you've got big feet. [raises his foot and wiggles his toes]
Chicken Joe
****-a-doodle-dude!
Mr. McMahon
Alright, here's how this works. Don't panic, work as a team, and keep an eye out on each other. And we'll all make it through this.
Tank 'The Shredder' Evans
Whoa!
Hunter
Here we go, Tank. This is your last test. Mr. McMahon thinks you're a yellow-bellied coward.
Tank 'The Shredder' Evans
But I told him...
Hunter
What?
Tank 'The Shredder' Evans
You were the real deal.
Hunter
Don't let me down, Tank. Or we'll all die.
Tank 'The Shredder' Evans
Do not...
Mr. McMahon
I repeat, do not go rogue out there. We're all counting on each other. Got it?
Cody Maverick
[from outtakes]
Undertaker, quick, give me a boost!
Cody Maverick
[Undertaker throws him at a palm tree]
Agh!
[The coconuts from the tree fall on him]
Mr. McMahon
[opens a chest]
What I hold here is the key that will unlock one of the greatest mysteries of our time.
Chicken Joe
Why everything seems to taste like me?
Mr. McMahon
No. This is the map to the most legendary surfing spot on the planet. [drumroll] The Trenches!
Cody
I thought that the Trenches were just, like, made up...to scare little kids.
Paige
Oh, it's real, alright. And everything you hear about it is true.
Hunter
It's hidden somewhere on Slaughter Island, the most dangerous and mysterious place on the planet.
JC
Jagged rocks, huge cliffs.
Undertaker
It's a surfer's graveyard.
Mr. McMahon
And we're going to ride it! RTL! Am I right, guys?
Paige
Heck yeah! RTL!
Hang 5
RTL!
Cody
Hey Joe, what does RTL mean?
Chicken Joe
I don't know, man. Rumbly tummy...ooh, something? [farts] Oh, I shouldn't have eaten all those escargogos.
Mr. McMahon
Surfing the Trenches will be the greatest ride of my life. [frowns] And my last.
Chicken Joe
Because you're gonna die?!
Mr. McMahon
No! Because I'm retiring.
Hang 5
[surprised]
WHAT?!
JC
Boss, you can't be serious!
Mr. McMahon
Hey, I'm not getting any younger. It's time for me to settle down.
Hunter
What does that mean? We're gonna be the Hang 4 from now on?
Mr. McMahon
Maybe not. Big Z always said Pen Gu breeds great surfers. I think it's time we add a new member.
Paige
Have somebody in mind, boss?
Mr. McMahon
[laughs]
I'm not gonna give away the surprise just yet. But I think I might've found someone very special. [Cody looks back and smiles, assuming he'll be part of the Hang 5]
Chicken Joe
****-a-doodle-dude!
Hunter
[wakes up furiously]
HRAAAAGH!!!!! ****-a-doodle-SHUT UP!!!
Cody
[lands his glider]
Alright!!! Who's awesome? I'm awesome! [sees the team surrounding Chicken Joe] Whoa, what's going on, everyone? [gasps]
Chicken Joe
[wakes up]
The Undertakes saved me from death. Ironic! [faints]
Cody
[confused]
W-Where's your board?
Undertaker
You destroyed it when you bumped Tank into Joe.
Cody
[shocked]
What?! [turns to Chicken Joe] Joe, man, I'm so sorry. I-I didn't mean to...
JC
"Sorry" doesn't cut it, Cody. What the heck were you thinking?
Tank
Yeah, man, why'd I ever do to you? All these years of friendship, and he still... [sniff] He still keeps these-these walls up, and...I don't know how to break 'em down. [fakes crying] I just don't know what to think anymore.
Cody
[scoffs in annoyance]
Are you kidding me, dude? [points at Tank] This guy's been sabotaging me since day 1!
Hunter
And you think that makes it okay?
Cody
Well, I, yeah. I-I was just tryna win, y'know? So I could prove I can be one of you.
JC
Putting your friends in danger only proves that you're nothing like us.
Mr. McMahon
The Hang 5 is a family.
Paige
We have each other's back, no matter what.
Cody
Lani, please tell 'em I didn't mean for this to happen. Alright? You know me!
Lani
[as she carries Chicken Joe on her shoulder]
Yeah, Cody, I do. And that's why I'm just so disappointed in you right now.
JC
[the rest of the team walk away] [picks up his board]
And you were doing so well too. [walks away]
Mr. McMahon
Cody Maverick, you're one bodacious surfer. But even more importantly, a good dude. On behalf of the Hang 5, we'd be honored to have you join us.
Chicken Joe
[waves his hand in a gesture]
Gnarly.
Cody
[pause for a moment's contemplation]
Joining the Hang 5 would be the biggest honor of my entire life. But I-I have to decline.
Hang 5
[shocked]
No!
Lani
Wait, what?
Chicken Joe
Dude, are you sure?
Cody
Yeah, bro, I am. All this time, I thought joining the Hang 5, the greatest surf team on the planet, would make me a somebody, a winner that everyone respected. [turns to his friends] But now I know I'm already a part of a great team, [referring to Chicken Joe] with the coolest chicken of the sea, [referring to Lani] and the best, raddest surfer on Pen Gu.
Chicken Joe
[confused]
Tank? [Lani hugs Cody] Oh, right, yeah.
Undertaker
Friendship is truly the universe's...most precious gift.
Paige
But what does this mean for us? Now we're 1 member short.
Mr. McMahon
I'm staying! [laughs]
Paige
[excitedly]
Really?!
Mr. McMahon
Yeah, our adventures our too much fun. Who wants to just drink fish milk coladas on the beach all day anyways? [gets an idea] Hey, you guys know what we've never done before? Surf during a tsunami! Who's up for it?! [the Hang 5 cheer]
Chicken Joe
I picked this up for you while I was on tour. [hands Cody a scrolled poster]
Cody
Aw, thanks, Joe!
Chicken Joe
I know how much you like these... [Cody opens the scroll, revealing a selfie of Chicken Joe, and laughs] Oh! Um...
