Jon Heder movie quotes

79 quotes from 4 movies

Napoleon Dynamite (2004) as Napoleon Dynamite

View Quote Yeah, there's like a butt-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join 'cause I'm pretty good with a bo staff.

View Quote [To Trisha over the phone] It took me, like, 3 hours to finish the shading on your upper lip. It's pretty much the best drawing I've ever done.

View Quote [To Pedro] Just listen to your heart. That's what I do.

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Surf's Up 2: WaveMania (2017) as Chicken Joe

View Quote Man, this teaching thing is harder than I thought.

View Quote [almost being eaten by the Undertaker] Whoa, man, don't eat me! I'm not the food!

View Quote Uh, I don't think I'm quite ready for the big chicken bucket up in the sky just yet. Oh, hey, how about an honorary membership?

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Just Like Heaven (2005) as Darryl

View Quote I'm like, 99.9 % parched, here. I could really use a cola.

View Quote I agree with her, dude. She's not dead.

View Quote UFOlogy. It's not even a real science.

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Surf's Up (2007) as Chicken Joe

View Quote Cody's around here somewhere, I can feel it in my nuggets!

View Quote Squidito on stickito?

View Quote [repeated line] Radical.

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