Jimmy MacElroy "THAT was disgusting."
Played by Jon Heder 
Blades of Glory (2007) · 70 quotes
Blades of Glory (2007) · 70 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in Blades of Glory (2007): in 19 of its 70 quotes
Most scenes with: Chazz Michael Michaels (11), Coach (6)
"Hi, it's Jimmy!! If you can dream it, you can do it!!"
More lines from Jimmy MacElroy
5 quotes Jimmy MacElroy Jimmy MacElroy "I see you got fat!!"
Jimmy MacElroy "Who are you going to believe? A little girl or Jimmy MacElroy??"
Jimmy MacElroy [Standing next to Chazz Michael Michaels]
"Oh my gosh, I'm getting sick. You smell like aftershave and taco meat!!"
Jimmy MacElroy "Hey it's me the Mac Attack, what up?"
Scenes with Jimmy MacElroy
13 scenes Jimmy So, Coach. I was thinking about the music for our routine.
Really?
We're gonna skate to one song, and one song only: "Lady Hump" by the Black Eyed Peas. What you gonna do with all that junk? / All that junk inside your trunk? / I'm gonna get you, get you drunk / Get you drunk off my lady humps / My humps, my humps / My lovely lady humps.
Jimmy [disgusted]
I don't even know what that means.
No one knows what it means, but it's provocative.
Jimmy No, it's not. It's gross.
It gets the people going.
Bunk beds?
Jimmy I don't share rooms.
I don't share shit. The night is a very dark time for me.
Jimmy It's dark for everyone, moron.
Not for Alaskans or dudes wearing night-vision goggles.
All right, this has got to stop right now. From here on out, you guys are a team. You understand? You are going to eat together, sleep together. You are going to pee together. You're going to file a joint income tax return. Practice starts now. End of discussion.
Mind-bottling, isn't it?
Jimmy Did you just say "mind-bottling"?
Yeah. You know when things are so crazy, you get your thoughts trapped, like in a bottle.
Why would we step in baby food?
Jimmy He's talking about the carpet. Berber?
What are you? The rug doctor?
Jimmy Maybe I am.
I'm the rug master.
Jimmy What does that even mean?
Shut up and take off your damn shoes.
Jimmy Ugh, I'm getting sick. You smell like aftershave and taco meat.
Yes, I do. Now scoot over.
Darren MacElroy
I'm un-adopting you.
Jimmy What?
Darren MacElroy
I don't think "un-adopting" is the right word for it. Well, legally I'm disowning you.
Jimmy I call top!
No, I already called it in my head.
Jimmy What?! No, you can't do that, that doesn't count.
Yes it does. Get used to it, Jimmy; you're in Chazz's world now.
[Chazz shows Jimmy the tattoo of him he got on his arm.]
That's you. The wolf, that runs with the lone wolf. So the lone wolf never has to be alone again.
Jimmy You were drunk when you got it, weren't you?
Yes, absolutely hammered. Welcome to the pack.
Jimmy This ice has not been properly zambonied. And where's the warm-down room?
We don't have any of that. What we got is a cold storage unit that a buddy of mine let me flood with a garden hose.
This guy could not hold my jock sweat.
Jimmy I could hold it all day long. Try me!
Maybe I will.
Jimmy Maybe you should.
You challenging me, princess?
Jimmy I'm not inviting you to the Skating Federation's Annual Christmas Party!
Then bring it on!
Jimmy It is on!
Good. We're in an agreement, then.
You know what, dude. Your hand has to be on top.
Jimmy No way. The girl's goes on top.
Yeah, ergo. Chick.
Jimmy I'm not the girl, I'm stronger.
No, I'm stronger and don't have a vagina.
Jimmy You are not stronger. Watch this, fat ass.
Fat ass?
Jimmy Y-y-y-you sex demon! You sex fiend!
This isn't what it looks like.
Jimmy Impure! Impure!
Katie Van Waldenberg Jimmy, wait!
Brother man!
Jimmy, you put your clothes on! Jimmy! Damn it!
Jimmy Watch my icy, hot superslide.
Do it.
Jimmy I will.
It's not going to matter because you're flat in front like Ken!
