" These guys put the bone in Zamboni"
Chazz Michael Michaels
Will Ferrell · 51 quotes
Jimmy MacElroy
Jon Heder · 19 quotes
Hector
Nick Swardson · 9 quotes
Coach
Craig T. Nelson · 7 quotes
Most scenes together: Chazz Michael Michaels & Jimmy MacElroy (11), Jimmy MacElroy & Coach (6), Chazz Michael Michaels & Coach (5)
Blades of Glory quotes
Page 1 of 5"...I'm a sex addict and I'm attracted to women..."
"Can one of y'all pass me a biscuit??" [While running on a treadmill]
"Chazz Michael Michaels and Jimmy MacElroy are figure skating... BOOM!!"
"Damn it. I just threw up in here people. That's the reality. Another layer to the legend. I am nothing but a human onion!! In fact we all are -- oh, encore -- " [vomits]
"Don't make me kill her!!"
"For about a month, my urine smelled like marshmallows."
"He loves food, and he likes dreams,(whispers).... and his favorite movie is Short Circuit.... and Fried Green Tomatoes."
"Hey it's me the Mac Attack, what up?"
"Hey, I was on Quaaludes, I don't even remember Oslo. But I remember Boston.... and that victory was as sweet as the cream pie for which the town was named."
"Hey, Nancy Kerrigan?? You an official here?? Because you have officially given me a boner. I'm a sex addict. It's my cross to bear."
"Hi!.......YIKES.........sorry......."
"Hi, it's Jimmy!! If you can dream it, you can do it!!"
"How'd it go with your lady?? Carve up any ice.... with your wiener??"
"I am never satisfied. It's a curse."