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Blades of Glory

Blades of Glory quotes

54 total quotes

Chazz Michael Michaels
Hector
Jimmy MacElroy


View Quote " These guys put the bone in Zamboni"
View Quote "...I'm a sex addict and I'm attracted to women..."
View Quote "Can one of y'all pass me a biscuit??" [While running on a treadmill]
View Quote "Chazz Michael Michaels and Jimmy MacElroy are figure skating... BOOM!!"
View Quote "Damn it. I just threw up in here people. That's the reality. Another layer to the legend. I am nothing but a human onion!! In fact we all are -- oh, encore -- " [vomits]
View Quote "Don't make me kill her!!"
View Quote "For about a month, my urine smelled like marshmallows."
View Quote "He loves food, and he likes dreams,(whispers).... and his favorite movie is Short Circuit.... and Fried Green Tomatoes."
View Quote "Hey it's me the Mac Attack, what up?"
View Quote "Hey, I was on Quaaludes, I don't even remember Oslo. But I remember Boston.... and that victory was as sweet as the cream pie for which the town was named."
View Quote "Hey, Nancy Kerrigan?? You an official here?? Because you have officially given me a boner. I'm a sex addict. It's my cross to bear."
View Quote "Hi!.......YIKES.........sorry......."
View Quote "Hi, it's Jimmy!! If you can dream it, you can do it!!"
View Quote "How'd it go with your lady?? Carve up any ice.... with your wiener??"
View Quote "I am never satisfied. It's a curse."