"I remember when we were hanging out at the bus stop in Tucson, and Gary said, 'Hey, I've got a third ball.'" [vomits]
Chazz Michael Michaels
Will Ferrell · 51 quotes
Jimmy MacElroy
Jon Heder · 19 quotes
Hector
Nick Swardson · 9 quotes
Coach
Craig T. Nelson · 7 quotes
Most scenes together: Chazz Michael Michaels & Jimmy MacElroy (11), Jimmy MacElroy & Coach (6), Chazz Michael Michaels & Coach (5)
Blades of Glory quotes
Page 2 of 5"I see you got fat!!"
"I see you still look like a 15 year old girl, but not hot!!"
"I started working with that Ukrainian skater, you know, the one that looks like Elvis?? And I moved to the Ukraine, and it was cold, and everyone had guns and smelled like soup."
"I swear to god, if you cut my head off...."
"I totally want to cut off your skin and wear it to my birthday.... it's coming up."
"I wanna wear the gold medal.... naked."
"I'll get inside your face."
"I'm still going to kill you someday."
"If we went to a Halloween party as Batman and Robin, I'd go as Robin. That's how much you mean to me."
"It makes my hair shine like Orion's belt out there on the ice."
"It's not gonna matter cuz' you're flat in front like Ken!!"
"Jimmy!! I sent you a cup of my blood. Did you get my blood??"
"Michaels and MacElroy are a freight train from Hell, okay?? We're going straight up the ass of the competition, Scott."
"No exaggeration, I couldn't love a human baby as much as I love this brush."