"We didn't even get to second base.... well, maybe I did...."
Chazz Michael Michaels
Will Ferrell · 51 quotes
Jimmy MacElroy
Jon Heder · 19 quotes
Hector
Nick Swardson · 9 quotes
Coach
Craig T. Nelson · 7 quotes
Most scenes together: Chazz Michael Michaels & Jimmy MacElroy (11), Jimmy MacElroy & Coach (6), Chazz Michael Michaels & Coach (5)
Blades of Glory quotes
Page 4 of 5"We love you, Denver!! City by the bay.... John Denver!!"
"Who are you going to believe? A little girl or Jimmy MacElroy??"
"Whoever invented rope was a real a-hole."
"You smell like a winner. You smell like USA!!"
Bunk beds?
I don't share rooms.
I don't share shit. The night is a very dark time for me.
It's dark for everyone, moron.
Not for Alaskans or dudes wearing night-vision goggles.
All right, this has got to stop right now. From here on out, you guys are a team. You understand? You are going to eat together, sleep together. You are going to pee together. You're going to file a joint income tax return. Practice starts now. End of discussion.
Mind-bottling, isn't it?
Did you just say "mind-bottling"?
Yeah. You know when things are so crazy, you get your thoughts trapped, like in a bottle.
This guy could not hold my jock sweat.
I could hold it all day long. Try me!
Maybe I will.
Maybe you should.
You challenging me, princess?
I'm not inviting you to the Skating Federation's Annual Christmas Party!
Then bring it on!
It is on!
Good. We're in an agreement, then.
Why would we step in baby food?
He's talking about the carpet. Berber?
What are you? The rug doctor?
Maybe I am.
I'm the rug master.
What does that even mean?
Shut up and take off your damn shoes.
You know what, dude. Your hand has to be on top.
No way. The girl's goes on top.
Yeah, ergo. Chick.
I'm not the girl, I'm stronger.
No, I'm stronger and don't have a vagina.
You are not stronger. Watch this, fat ass.
Fat ass?
Jimmy, you put your clothes on! Jimmy! Damn it!
Watch my icy, hot superslide.
Do it.
I will.
It's not going to matter because you're flat in front like Ken!
Darren MacElroy
I'm un-adopting you.
What?
Darren MacElroy
I don't think "un-adopting" is the right word for it. Well, legally I'm disowning you.
Darren MacElroy
You're fired.
What?! I brought you the gold medal.
Darren MacElroy
No, you brought me half a gold medal. If I wanted him to share I would have bought him a brother.
Fairchild Van Waldenberg What's that, mother? You and father are sad that you were killed, driving Katie to her ice-skating lesson all those years ago? Yeah, me too.
Stranz Van Waldenberg Remember how they used to be alive?
Grublets on Ice Manager
Hey, Michaels, let's go. Lace up. The fog machines are primed. Second show's almost three-quarters full. you drunk?
No. [Breaks the top off of the bottle of liquor he's holding] But this oughta do it.
Grublets on Ice Manager
I would fire you if you weren't so goddamn beautiful out there. You smell like urine.
A lot?
Grublets on Ice Manager
Get your head on.