"No one can obsess like I can!"
Chazz Michael Michaels
Will Ferrell · 51 quotes
Jimmy MacElroy
Jon Heder · 19 quotes
Hector
Nick Swardson · 9 quotes
Coach
Craig T. Nelson · 7 quotes
Most scenes together: Chazz Michael Michaels & Jimmy MacElroy (11), Jimmy MacElroy & Coach (6), Chazz Michael Michaels & Coach (5)
Blades of Glory quotes
Page 3 of 5"Oh, bring it on! Let it rain down on me!" [vomits]
"Okay, but start up there at the crotch.... that's a better access point."
"Okay, I'll go over here.... sandwich!!"
"Personal philosophy -- clothing optional."
"SNOWFLAKE!!"
"THAT was disgusting."
"That, young man, is how babies are made!!"
"They carve it out of illegal whale bone."
"They laughed at Louis Armstrong when he said he was going to the moon. Now he's up there, laughing at them."
"Think of it as a boob handshake.... between me and your lady's boo -- look, that's not coming out right, just call me back so I can explain, okay?? It's me, Chazz."
"This is my brother!! And this is my brother's new girlfriend. And she is NOT a whore!!"
"Throw me some chicken!!" [While running on a treadmill eating a biscuit]
"Troubled childhood?? If you call being a nine year old kid with a thirty-five year old girlfriend troubled."
"Was it good for you, Stockholm?? 'cause it was good for me, let's have a smoke!!"