Chazz Michael Michaels "Michaels and MacElroy are a freight train from Hell, okay?? We're going straight up the ass of the competition, Scott." Chazz Michael Michaels "Troubled childhood?? If you call being a nine year old kid with a thirty-five year old girlfriend troubled." Chazz Michael Michaels "Hey, turdface. I've just taken every single one of your teddy bears and I've stuffed them down my pants!!"