Craig T. Nelson movie quotes

69 quotes from 4 movies

The Incredibles (2004) as Bob

View Quote [repeated phrase] Showtime!

View Quote Every superhero has a secret identity. I don't know a single one who doesn't. I mean, who wants the pressure of being super all the time?

View Quote No matter how many times you save the world, it always manages to get back in jeopardy again. Sometimes I just want it to stay saved! You know?! For a little bit. I feel like the maid: "I just cleaned up this mess! Can we keep it clean for, for 10 minutes?! Please?!"

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Incredibles 2 (2018) as Bob

View Quote [under Evelyn's control] Your bodies and your character are weak. Your promises are empty and you will pay for it.

View Quote Well, that went poorly.

View Quote [takes away the Sugar Bombs cereal box from Dash and pours some Fiber-O's cereal into his bowl] No Sugar Bombs on my watch.

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Poltergeist (1982) as Steve Freeling

View Quote [Bodies begin shooting out of his house & yard; to Teague] You son of a bitch, you moved the cemetery but you left the bodies, didn't you? You son of a bitch, you left the bodies and you only moved the headstones!! YOU ONLY MOVED THE HEADSTONES!!! WHY?! WHY?!

View Quote So. What side of the rainbow are we working tonight, Dr. Lesh? Is this your Knott's Berry Farm solution?

View Quote A three meter board is like an air pocket, sweetheart. When you dive off, it's like free-falling.

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Blades of Glory (2007) as Coach

View Quote Chazz: Why would we step in baby food?
Jimmy: He's talking about the carpet. Berber?
Chazz: What are you? The rug doctor?
Jimmy: Maybe I am.
Chazz: I'm the rug master.
Jimmy: What does that even mean?
Coach: Shut up and take off your damn shoes.

View Quote Jimmy: This ice has not been properly zambonied. And where's the warm-down room?
Coach: We don't have any of that. What we got is a cold storage unit that a buddy of mine let me flood with a garden hose.

View Quote Coach: Jimmy, you put your clothes on! Jimmy! Damn it!
Jimmy: Watch my icy, hot superslide.
Chazz: Do it.
Jimmy: I will.
Chazz: It's not going to matter because you're flat in front like Ken!

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