[Bob confronts a French, mime-like, clown-like super villain named Bomb Voyage]
Bomb Voyage.
V Voyage
Monsieur Incroyable...! [Mr. Incredible...!]
B Buddy
[offscreen]
And IncrediBoy!
V Voyage
[he breaks through the window.]
IncrediBoy?
B Buddy
[flies up to Bob using rocket boots]
Hey! Hey! Aren't you curious on how I get around so fast? [shows Bob his rocket boots] See? I have these rocket boots. And they--
V Voyage
Petit naïf libe...! [Little oaf...!]
B Buddy
[Buddy looks at Voyage]
Can we talk? [pulls Bob off to the side] You always, say, "Be true to yourself.", but you never say which part of yourself to be true to! Well I've finally figured out who I am! [walks up to Mr. Incredible] I am your ward: IncrediBoy!
And now, you have officially gone too far, Buddy. [grabs Voyage before he can escape]
B Buddy
This is because I don't have powers, isn't it? Well, not every superhero has powers, y'know! You can be super without them! I invented these. [points to his rocket boots] I can fly! Can you fly?
Fly home, Buddy. I work alone.
V Voyage
Et ton costume est complètement ridicule! [And your outfit is totally ridiculous!]
B Buddy
Could you just gimme one chance? Look, I'll show you! I'll go get the police!
[Voyage has attached a bomb to Buddy's cape; Bob notices]
Buddy, don't!
B Buddy
It'll only take a second! Really!
No! Stop! [releases Voyage] There's a bomb! [grabs onto Buddy's cape]
[Edna shows Helen the other suits she has created for the Parrs]
I started with the baby.
Shh! Darling! Shh! I cut it a little roomy for the free movement. The fabric is comfortable for sensitive skin [flamethrowers throw fire at the suit without leaving burn marks], and it can also withstand a temperature of over 1,000 degrees! Completely bulletproof. [machine guns train on the suit and empty rounds into it without causing any damage] And machine-washable, darling. That's a new feature.
What on earth do you think the baby will be doing?!
Well, I'm sure I don't know, darling. Luck favors the prepared. I didn't know the baby's powers, so I covered the basics.
Jack-Jack doesn't have any powers.
No? He'll look fabulous anyway. [moves on to Dash's suit] Your boy's suit I designed to withstand enormous friction without heating up or wearing out. A useful feature. [moves on to Violet's] Your daughter's suit was tricky, but I finally created a sturdy material that will disappear completely as she does. [moves on to Helen's new suit] Your suit can stretch as far as you can, without injuring yourself [the suit gets stretched], and still retain its shape. Virtually indestructible. [two missiles fire at the suit, but the suit sustains no damage] Yet it breathes like Egyptian cotton. As an extra feature, each suit contains a homing device, giving you the precise global location of the wearer at the touch of a button. [hands Helen one showing the tracking location of one of the suits] Well, darling? What do you think?
What do I think?! Bob is retired! I'm retired, our family is underground! You helped my husband resume secret hero-work behind my back?!
Well, I assumed you knew, darling! Why would he keep secrets from you?
He wouldn't. Didn't-- D-Doesn't.
[sighs]
Men at Robert's age are often unstable. Prone to weakness.
Oh, I am such an idiot. I let this happen, you know. The new sports car, the getting in shape, the blond hair, the lies...
[coldly]
Yes, he attempts to relive the past. [she uses the rolled-up newspaper to sweep Helen’s used tissues into a square hole in the island which incinerates them]
Now I'm losing him! [crying] What'll I do?
What are you talking about?
[Stops sobbing; looks at E]
Hmm?
You are Elastigirl! My God, pull...yourself...together! [whacks Helen with the rolled-up newspaper] What will you do? Is this a question?! You will show him you remember that he is Mr. Incredible, and you will remind him who you are! Well, you know where he is. Go, confront the problem, fight, WIN! [there's no pauses] And call me when you get back, darling, I enjoy our visits.
RD Rick Dicker
[A long, black limo cruises down the street. Mr. Incredible sits proudly with his family as Rick Dicker debriefs them. Everyone is enjoying the moment, save for Elastigirl, who has already clicked back into "mother mode" and is using the car phone to get messages]
We've frozen all of Syndrome's assets. If he even sneezes, we'll be there with a hanky and a pair of handcuffs. The people of this country are indebted to you.
BI Bob (Mr. Incredible)
Does this mean we can come out of hiding?
RD Rick Dicker
Let the politicians figure that one out. But I've been asked to assure you we'll take care of everything else. You did good, Bob.
K Kari
[Dash plays with the electric windows as Helen retrieves messages from the car phone. Window up, window down...] [beeps; over phone]
Hi, this is Kari. I have a question about Jack-Jack...
HE Helen (Elastigirl)
[...window up, up, down, up.] [to Dash]
Come on. We're in a limo.
BI Bob (Mr. Incredible)
[Bob is looking appreciatively at Violet]
Hey, you're wearing your hair back.
[stammering]
Yeah, I just... yeah.
BI Bob (Mr. Incredible)
It looks good.
[to Bob]
That was so cool when you threw that car!
BI Bob (Mr. Incredible)
Not as cool as you running on water.
Hey, Mom, that was sweet when you snagged that bad guy with your arm and kinda whiplashed him into the other guy. It was so sweet!
HE Helen (Elastigirl)
Honey, uh, yeah, I'm trying to listen to messages, honey.
K Kari
[beeps; over phone]
Mrs. Parr, it's me. Jack-Jack is fine, but weird things are happening. Jack-Jack's still fine, but I'm getting really weirded out! When are you coming back?
...aced those guys that tried to kill us! That was the best vacation ever! [flops back on the seat, exhilarated] I love our family.
K Kari
[beeps; over phone as Jack-Jack cries]
I'M NOT FINE, MRS. PARR! PUT THAT DOWN! STOP IT! YOU NEED TO CALL ME! I NEED HELP, MRS. PARR!
HE Helen (Elastigirl)
[nudges Bob, shares phone]
Bob, listen to this.
K Kari
[Helen is listening to the last message as the limo slows to a stop in front of their home] [over phone as Jack-Jack is still crying]
I'M CALL THE POLICE OR SOMEONE! [calmly] Hi, this is Kari. Sorry for freakin' out, but your baby has special needs.
BI Bob (Mr. Incredible)
"Special needs"?
K Kari
Anyway, thanks for sending a replacement sitter.
HE Helen (Elastigirl)
Replacement? I didn't call for a replacement.
[Bob's eyes widen. He and Helen jump from the car, followed by the kids. They cross the lawn and burst through the front door to reveal — Syndrome who spins, hitting the family with his Zero-point energy ray. Cradling a sleeping Jack-Jack in his arms, he grins.]
Shh....The baby is sleeping. [Evil laugh] You took away my future. I’m simply returning the favor. Oh, don’t worry, I’ll be a good mentor. Supportive, encouraging. Everything that you weren’t. And in time, who knows, he might make a good sidekick. Ha ha!
HE Helen (Elastigirl)
[Syndrome flings the family into the bookcase. He points his power band toward the roof and blows a huge hole in it, revealing his Manta Jet hovering high above. Syndrome fires his jet-boots and takes off toward the jet.]
He’s getting away, Bob!! WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING NOW!!!!
[Jack-Jack awakens to the sight of his family and home receding beneath him. He starts crying, reaching out for them. Syndrome nears the Manta Jet. Jack-Jack's crying turns angry, and he suddenly bursts into flames. Syndrome shrieks. Jack-Jack's fire goes out, revealing that the baby has turned to metal. Syndrome drops with the sudden weight. His jet-boots compensate, but Syndrome is struggling to stay aloft. The baby's flesh reverts to normal, but the baby begins to vibrate fiercely. Syndrome can barely keep hold of him]
HE Helen (Elastigirl)
Something’s happening. What’s happening??
HE Helen (Elastigirl)
[The vibrating baby begins to redden, transforming abruptly into a mini demon. The Jack-Jack monster throws a headlock around Syndrome, laughing maniacally and starts to rip apart Syndrome's Jet-boots!]
WE HAVE TO STOP HIM!!!! THROW SOMTHING!!!!
BI Bob (Mr. Incredible)
I can’t! I might hit Jack-Jack!
HE Helen (Elastigirl)
[Jack-Jack screeched while attacking Syndrome. He pulled some of Syndrome's hair and kicks his chin.] [realization, softly]
Throw me.
HE Helen (Elastigirl)
[Jack-Jack rips a valve from Syndrome's jet-boots, which propels him upward, slamming his head into the jet's wing. He loses hold of Jack-Jack, who falls after changing back into his human form and starts crying.]
BOB, THROW ME!!
[Helen leaps into Bob's arms, forming into a spear shape. Bob takes aim and flings her toward the falling baby. Helen soars — and grabs Jack-Jack! She quickly blooms into a parachute.] [Syndrome regains control. He successfully docks with the hovering Manta Jet. He stands at the docking doors, his cape blowing dramatically upwards] [his last words before his death]
NO!!! THIS ISN'T THE END OF IT! I WILL GET YOUR SON EVENTUALLY! I'LL GET YOUR SON! [laughs and gasps as he sees Mr. Incredible hurling his car into the air towards the Manta Jet.] Oh, no.
[Syndrome jumps back as the crafts collide, blowing him off his feet and up over the wing, toward the turbines. Clawing madly to escape, he looks over his shoulder in time to see the end of his cape sucked into the intake. It gets caught, then Syndrome screams as he's yanked into the turbine and sliced into pieces. Bob, Dash, and Violet react as the Manta Jet explodes. Elastigirl cradles Jack-Jack facing upwards, his back toward the ground. He looks at her, giggling and cooing]
HE Helen (Elastigirl)
Look at Mommy, honey. Don’t look down. Mommy’s got you. Everything is all right.
HE Helen (Elastigirl)
[But Jack-Jack sees burning wreckage coming toward them and starts to shriek, pointing upwards. Helen turns to see it as wreckage crashes on top of them, destroying the Parr home. Elastigirl and Jack-Jack are saved. Violet and Helen exchange a meaningful look.]
That’s my girl.
Does this mean we have to move again?
R Rusty
[Everyone chuckles at this. The smoke begins to clear, revealing a lone witness to this cataclysmic event — Rusty, whose eyes are as big as dinner plates.]
Oh, man. THAT WAS TOTALLY WICKED!!!!!!!
[A sleek-looking Manta Jet slices the sky. Bob, clad in his old (and now too-tight) Mr. Incredible suit is on board along with Mirage. She is briefing Bob on his mission.]
The Omnidroid 9000 is a top-secret prototype battle robot. Its artificial intelligence enables it to solve any problem it’s confronted with. And unfortunately...
BI Bob (Mr. Incredible)
Let me guess. It got smart enough to wonder why it had to take orders.
We lost control. And now it’s loose in the jungle, threatening our facility. We’ve had to evacuate all personnel from the island for their own safety.
BI Bob (Mr. Incredible)
How am I going in?
The Omnidroid’s defenses necessitate an airdrop from 5,000 feet. Its cloaking devices make it difficult to track. Although we’re pretty sure it’s on the southern half of the island. One more thing. Obviously, it represents a significant investment.
BI Bob (Mr. Incredible)
You want me to shut it down without completely destroying it.
[Bob is on an advanced seat, he puts his belt on, and the seat shifts into a bed, as it is about to enter a shuttle. However, being out of shape is causing a problem to get him into the shuttle. The soldier then increases the seat power and it successfully gets Mr. Incredible in the shuttle.]
I’ve got to warn you, it’s a learning robot. Every moment you spend fighting it only increases its knowledge of how to beat you.
BI Bob (Mr. Incredible)
Shut it down. Do it quickly. Don’t destroy it.
BI Bob (Mr. Incredible)
Great. Thanks.
BI Bob (Mr. Incredible)
[The shuttle ejects. It rockets down the island. After stopping, it propels with two blades. After a while, it lands. Mr. Incredible tries to get out, but his belly won't let him out. He goes back in and punches the shuttle in half. He flexes and gets ready.]
Showtime.
BI Bob (Mr. Incredible)
[He explores the jungle, prepares to find the Omnidroid.] [He sees a blade mark on a tree and a cross on the grass. Suddenly, the Omnidroid surprises him from behind, as it tries to impale him unsuccessfully. It slashes a 3rd time, only against a mark on Mr. Incredible's arm. Mr. Incredible leaps over the robot and throws a punch that sends it flying to a tree.] [gruntingly]
Yeah!
BI Bob (Mr. Incredible)
[The Omnidroid gets up, and the real fight begins.]
Uh-oh.
[The Omnidroid charges at him, as he leaps over. The robot unfortunately calculated his leaping arc, and that allowed it to swat him mid-air, slamming Mr. Incredible into another tree that toppled onto the Omnidroid. But the robot rolled out of its way, and reformed. The robot curled up again to crush him, only for Mr. Incredible to dodge it, as it knocks down some trees before charging at him quickly. Mr. Incredible sprints his way off, but he almost gets crushed by the robot as he jumps over a cliff, slides on it, and lands. The Omnidroid arrives at a similar pace, as it receives a boulder from our hero. The Omnidroid does the same 3 times, the latter hitting Mr. Incredible. It almost impales him unsuccessfully. Its claw is lodged in the cliff, as the hero runs for safety. The Omnidroid pulls its limb out of the cliff and leaps high into the air, intent on crushing Mr. Incredible, who leapt out of the way and landed in the lava fields. The Omnidroid lands and makes an attempt to push Mr. Incredible into the lava as he tried to push back. After a few seconds however, he lets out a scream while using his maximum strength and jerk-pulls the robot aside into the lava.]
BI Bob (Mr. Incredible)
[Bob laughs in what he thought was his victory, but after trying to spin, his spine cracks.]
AH! Ow, ow, ow! OH, MY BACK!
BI Bob (Mr. Incredible)
[The Omnidroid suddenly bursts out of the lava through a piece of the stone platform, making it crack. It proceeds to spin its claws, as Mr. Incredible leaps on a chunk of rock. But then the Omnidroid grabs him by his feet with one of its claws and slams him to the ground before grabbing his arms with another. It begins to pull him apart.... until it stops when it accidentally fixes his back.]
Oh....Hahaha!
[He then jack-knifes, ripping the claw off one of its arms. He runs under the robot, as it uses its lower sensor cluster. Just as it spots its target, he rips it off, and climbs inside the robot, as it unintentionally starts damaging itself. After a while, it stops, weakened. Mr. Incredible punches off its upper sensor cluster, as it whistles while riding the robot. The robot tries to pull him out, but it accidentally tears out its CPU. Mr. Incredible jumps out of the robot and casually walks away, as the Omnidroid motionlessly falls down.]
[A mecha-macaw observed everything, as it zooms to the screen.] [first words; silhouetted, to Mirage]
Surprising. We must bring him back. Sound the all-clear, and...invite him to dinner.
