I call top!
No, I already called it in my head.
What?! No, you can't do that, that doesn't count.
Yes it does. Get used to it, Jimmy; you're in Chazz's world now.
Chazz Michael Michaels
Will Ferrell · 51 quotes
Jimmy MacElroy
Jon Heder · 19 quotes
Hector
Nick Swardson · 9 quotes
Coach
Craig T. Nelson · 7 quotes
Most scenes together: Chazz Michael Michaels & Jimmy MacElroy (11), Jimmy MacElroy & Coach (6), Chazz Michael Michaels & Coach (5)
Blades of Glory quotes
Page 5 of 5So, Coach. I was thinking about the music for our routine.
Really?
We're gonna skate to one song, and one song only: "Lady Hump" by the Black Eyed Peas. What you gonna do with all that junk? / All that junk inside your trunk? / I'm gonna get you, get you drunk / Get you drunk off my lady humps / My humps, my humps / My lovely lady humps.
No one knows what it means, but it's provocative.
No, it's not. It's gross.
It gets the people going.
This ice has not been properly zambonied. And where's the warm-down room?
We don't have any of that. What we got is a cold storage unit that a buddy of mine let me flood with a garden hose.
Ugh, I'm getting sick. You smell like aftershave and taco meat.
Yes, I do. Now scoot over.
Y-y-y-you sex demon! You sex fiend!
This isn't what it looks like.
Impure! Impure!
Katie Van Waldenberg Jimmy, wait!
Brother man!
[Chazz shows Jimmy the tattoo of him he got on his arm.]
That's you. The wolf, that runs with the lone wolf. So the lone wolf never has to be alone again.
You were drunk when you got it, weren't you?
Yes, absolutely hammered. Welcome to the pack.
Get that damn bird out of my face before I break its neck!
[Leaving a message on Jimmy's answerphone]
"Hey, turdface. I've just taken every single one of your teddy bears and I've stuffed them down my pants!!"
[Standing next to Chazz Michael Michaels]
"Oh my gosh, I'm getting sick. You smell like aftershave and taco meat!!"