... because one day, trust me, I'm gonna need help movin' a body, and when that day comes, I don't want to hear any shit from you.
David Abbot
Mark Ruffalo · 26 quotes
Elizabeth Masterson
Reese Witherspoon · 25 quotes
Jack Houriskey
Donal Logue · 9 quotes
Katrina
Ivana Miličević · 7 quotes
Abby
Dina Spybey-Waters · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Elizabeth Masterson & David Abbot (15), David Abbot & Jack Houriskey (4), Elizabeth Masterson & Jack Houriskey (4)
Just Like Heaven quotes
Page 1 of 5I will chop you! I swear, I will chop you! [while wielding a meat cleaver]
Who put SpongeBob in the pasta?!
Brett We sometimes find it's best to just ask God's forgiveness and not prolong the inevitable.
Dr. Walsh Unlike some others, you spend more time being concerned with what's best for the patient than kissing my ass. A risky move, but I like it.
Dry cleaner I think of her, I think of… sadness. Loneliness.
Fran It would have been so awful if she'd gone through her whole life not knowing what it was all about.
So what kind of encounter have you had?
Encounter?
Ectoplasm? Soniferous ether? I have a killer s?ance book if you're into communication.
Communicating is not her problem.
[on the phone with his realtor Grace]
Grace, this is David. The people who rented me this apartment, do you have their number?
Grace Why, is something wrong?
No, I was just wondering about the previous tenant, that’s all.
Grace Well, the woman I was dealing with didn't really want to talk about it. Some family matter.
So you think the tenant died?
Grace You’d better hope so, that’s the only way to get off this month by month thing and get a real lease.
Well, that’s not exactly what I meant.
Grace Come on, David, grow up, it’s got a view, it’s got a fireplace, people would kill their grandmothers for a lot less in this city.
Are-are-are you here? Come on, I think you're here. [waits] Okay. I've got a hot, moist cup of coffee in my hand. There is no coaster on this table. I'm going to set it down on this lovely mahogany—
Ah! We-we need to talk.
I'm trying to help you face the fact that you are—
I'm not dead!
Look around you. There should be a bright light nearby.
There's no light.
Walk into the light, Elizabeth!
There is no light! I am not dead. I think I would know if I was dead. [looks down and notices a table bisecting her at the waist] What's happening to me?!
You're DEAD!
Let me ask you, has anything, uh, dramatic happened to you recently?
Like what?
I don't know, like… dying, maybe?
All I know is-is when I'm not with you it's like I don't… exist. Oh, my God. Maybe I am dead.
Oh, come on now. I'm, I'm sorry I said you were dead. Maybe you're not dead. Maybe you're just very… light.
Look, you have two realities to choose from. First one being that a woman has come into your life in a very unconventional way, and she happens to need your assistance.
Right.
The second one is that you're an insane person, and you're sitting on a park bench right now talking to yourself.
I think I prefer the first one.
Father Flanagan
(while splashing holy water on the wood floor)
The power of Christ compels you! The power of Christ compels you!