Jack Houriskey God gave us alcohol as a social lubricant. Make men brave, make women loose.
Played by Donal Logue 
Just Like Heaven (2005) · 61 quotes
Just Like Heaven (2005) · 61 quotes
Tied for 3rd most-quoted character in Just Like Heaven (2005): in 9 of its 61 quotes
Most scenes with: David Abbot (4), Elizabeth Masterson (4)
... because one day, trust me, I'm gonna need help movin' a body, and when that day comes, I don't want to hear any shit from you.
More lines from Jack Houriskey
4 quotes Jack Houriskey Jack Houriskey Stop swimming around in your own mind. That is a dangerous neighborhood that you should not go into alone.
Jack Houriskey Did your imaginary friend come out to play?
Jack Houriskey Oh God, David, the felonies just keep piling up!
Scenes with Jack Houriskey
4 scenes Jack Fine,fine. If she is really there tell me, tell me what I have behind my back. Rock, paper, or scissor.
Rock!
Rock!
Scissors!
Scissors!
Paper!
Paper!
Rock, again!
Rock,again!
Are you flipping her off?
[Despite his doubts, Jack is helping to remove Elizabeth's body from the hospital.]
David, tell him thank you.
Jack? We're really grateful.
Jack I'm not doing it for you.
Well, then why are you doing it?
Jack Because someday, trust me, I'm gonna need help moving a body, and when that day comes, I don't wanna hear any shit from you.
Jack [David is trying to convince Jack that Elizabeth is with them]
If your friend's really behind me, ask her what I'm doing with my hand. Rock, paper, or scissors.
Rock!
Rock!
Scissors!
Scissors!
Paper!
Paper!
Rock, again!
Rock, again!
Are you flipping her off? [angrily] You're flipping her off!
Jack [Jack, slightly creeped out, nervously checks behind him.] (nervously)
What? How did you - okay, okay, sometimes people with mental or emotional disturbances can have psychic moments, all right? But even if she was real, do you know what you're risking for this woman?
Yes!
Jack WHY?
BECAUSE I LOVE HER! (Calms down) I love her. (faces Elizabeth) I do. I love you.
[Despite his doubts, Jack is helping to remove Elizabeth’s body from the hospital.]
David, tell him thank you.
We're really grateful, Jack.
Jack I'm not doing it for you.
Well, then why are you doing it?
Jack Because someday, trust me, I'm gonna need help moving a body, and when that day comes, I don't wanna hear any shit from you.
Jack Oh my God. David -
I know, she’s pretty, right?
That’s really sweet, but we've gotta go.
Jack No, that’s not it, this is her. This is the woman I set you up with, this is the woman you stood up that night!
Jack And she didn't make it either, because she had an accident...[David turns to face Elizabeth]
How do you know her?
Jack I'm friends with her sister, Abby, we went out years ago.
I knew I'd seen him before...That’s J.J.!
Jack is J.J.?
Jack What did you just — No one's called me J.J. since college.
He’s older and hairier, but it’s him.
He’s the one who tongued Abby at the wedding?
Jack How the hell do you know that? Nobody knows that.
It’s Elizabeth!
Jack Oh-oh my god. She really is here, isn't she?
I told you!
Jack Well, let’s get her on the gurney, I don’t want them killing Abby’s little sister!
