Jack Houriskey quotes
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God gave us alcohol as a social lubricant. Make men brave, make women loose.
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Stop swimming around in your own mind. That is a dangerous neighborhood that you should not go into alone.
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Did your imaginary friend come out to play?
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Oh God, David, the felonies just keep piling up!
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... because one day, trust me, I'm gonna need help movin' a body, and when that day comes, I don't want to hear any shit from you.