Undertaker I slept like a corpse.
Played by Mark Calaway 
Surf's Up 2: WaveMania (2017) · 40 quotes
Surf's Up 2: WaveMania (2017) · 40 quotes
Tied for 6th most-quoted character in Surf's Up 2: WaveMania (2017): in 7 of its 40 quotes
Most scenes with: Cody Maverick (4), Chicken Joe (3), Mr. McMahon (3)
That tickled.
More lines from Undertaker
2 quotes Undertaker Undertaker [after being shocked by jellyfish held by Chicken Joe]
Now that was gnarly.
Scenes with Undertaker
4 scenes
[opens a chest]
What I hold here is the key that will unlock one of the greatest mysteries of our time.
Why everything seems to taste like me?
No. This is the map to the most legendary surfing spot on the planet. [drumroll] The Trenches!
I thought that the Trenches were just, like, made up...to scare little kids.
Oh, it's real, alright. And everything you hear about it is true.
It's hidden somewhere on Slaughter Island, the most dangerous and mysterious place on the planet.
Jagged rocks, huge cliffs.
Undertaker It's a surfer's graveyard.
And we're going to ride it! RTL! Am I right, guys?
Heck yeah! RTL!
Hang 5
RTL!
Hey Joe, what does RTL mean?
I don't know, man. Rumbly tummy...ooh, something? [farts] Oh, I shouldn't have eaten all those escargogos.
Surfing the Trenches will be the greatest ride of my life. [frowns] And my last.
Because you're gonna die?!
No! Because I'm retiring.
Hang 5
[surprised]
WHAT?!
Boss, you can't be serious!
Hey, I'm not getting any younger. It's time for me to settle down.
What does that mean? We're gonna be the Hang 4 from now on?
Maybe not. Big Z always said Pen Gu breeds great surfers. I think it's time we add a new member.
Have somebody in mind, boss?
[laughs]
I'm not gonna give away the surprise just yet. But I think I might've found someone very special. [Cody looks back and smiles, assuming he'll be part of the Hang 5]
[lands his glider]
Alright!!! Who's awesome? I'm awesome! [sees the team surrounding Chicken Joe] Whoa, what's going on, everyone? [gasps]
Undertaker You destroyed it when you bumped Tank into Joe.
"Sorry" doesn't cut it, Cody. What the heck were you thinking?
Yeah, man, why'd I ever do to you? All these years of friendship, and he still... [sniff] He still keeps these-these walls up, and...I don't know how to break 'em down. [fakes crying] I just don't know what to think anymore.
[scoffs in annoyance]
Are you kidding me, dude? [points at Tank] This guy's been sabotaging me since day 1!
And you think that makes it okay?
Well, I, yeah. I-I was just tryna win, y'know? So I could prove I can be one of you.
Putting your friends in danger only proves that you're nothing like us.
The Hang 5 is a family.
We have each other's back, no matter what.
Lani, please tell 'em I didn't mean for this to happen. Alright? You know me!
[as she carries Chicken Joe on her shoulder]
Yeah, Cody, I do. And that's why I'm just so disappointed in you right now.
[the rest of the team walk away] [picks up his board]
And you were doing so well too. [walks away]
Undertaker [eats some sand]
The taste...of death. This is crushed whale bones. I should move here!
Cody Maverick, you're one bodacious surfer. But even more importantly, a good dude. On behalf of the Hang 5, we'd be honored to have you join us.
[pause for a moment's contemplation]
Joining the Hang 5 would be the biggest honor of my entire life. But I-I have to decline.
Hang 5
[shocked]
No!
Wait, what?
Dude, are you sure?
Yeah, bro, I am. All this time, I thought joining the Hang 5, the greatest surf team on the planet, would make me a somebody, a winner that everyone respected. [turns to his friends] But now I know I'm already a part of a great team, [referring to Chicken Joe] with the coolest chicken of the sea, [referring to Lani] and the best, raddest surfer on Pen Gu.
Undertaker Friendship is truly the universe's...most precious gift.
But what does this mean for us? Now we're 1 member short.
I'm staying! [laughs]
Yeah, our adventures our too much fun. Who wants to just drink fish milk coladas on the beach all day anyways? [gets an idea] Hey, you guys know what we've never done before? Surf during a tsunami! Who's up for it?! [the Hang 5 cheer]