Surf's Up 2: WaveMania 2017 quotes, page 2

Undertaker

Now that was gnarly.

Chicken Joe

Whoa, man, don't eat me! I'm not the food!

Undertaker

That tickled.

Chicken Joe

Uh-huh. Yeah? Yeah? Whoa! So that's why everything tastes like me. Thanks, dude! [wears it on his head]

Cody Maverick

"Here lies the great hero of Slaughter Island, the bravest and most honored surfer of all. He gave up his chance at fame and fortune, and he chose to stay with his people to protect them from the treacherous waters of the Trenches by performing the sacred rites of Ride The Lightning.". RTL! [looks back and sees lightning] Oh no! I gotta tell Lani and Joe! [runs off to warn his friends]

JC

That's what I saw in him.

Lani Aliikai

We can't let him win, Cody.

Tank "The Shredder" Evans

Fight through the pain. It's part of your training.

Lani Aliikai

I can't watch. But I can't not watch. I'm a lifeguard, Joe! I'm supposed to protect all beachgoers! I swore a Hippocratic oath!

Mr. McMahon

I leave you alone for 10 minutes and this is what you do? I expect rookie mistakes from rookies, but you guys know better. And Cody Maverick, we'll never get to the Trenches if you keep starting fights with your teammates.

JC

I make this look good!

Undertaker

I slept like a corpse.

Hunter

I think you have something to say to Cody. [shoves Tank in Cody's direction]

Hunter

I told you guys, I sat on a puddle!

Hunter

If you kids think JC's dumb old stories are cool, watch me uproot this tree. [runs into the tree, coconuts fall on his head]