5th most-quoted character in Blockers (2018): in 4 of its 16 quotes
Most scenes with: Mitchell (4), Lisa (3)
Scenes with Hunter
4 scenes
It’s okay, you’re gonna love it! Happy first day of school. Bye, sweetie.
Hunter I’m Hunter. Sam’s mine, right there. The one with the glasses.
I’m Lisa. That’s my Julie.
I’m Mitchell. (sniffles) Kayla’s hero.
Yeah, yeah. You crying? (Breaking his voice) No, man. It’s a big day, that’s all. You know, can I have a tissue, please?
It’s a big day for all of us.
Hunter Yeah.
Hunter I think our daughters are friends. And I think that means we’re friends.
Hunter Should we go get a drink?
Hunter Yeah.
Hunter Do you guys wanna go get a drink?
Ah, they made it. (sniffles)
Hunter You guys wanna go grab a drink real quick?
Is he asking us if we wanna go grab a drink?
I’m really hoping it’s coffee.
Hunter This is so dumb. Okay? Yeah, our kids are gonna hate us because you’re gonna humiliate them.
I’m not gonna humiliate Julie. We’re best friends. I’m the cool mom.
Hunter, don’t make me sit on your balls again.
Hunter Stop, stop, stop it, stop, stop! This is how they’re gonna be remembered in high school, as the weirdos whose parents dragged them out of prom because they were afraid of their sexuality. It’s not something that should be feared, it should be celebrated. And… And… And we have to empower these young women. I mean, what year is it, guys? It’s 2018.
Hunter Jesus Christ!
Hunter Okay, you know what? That’s an unfortunate coincidence. Get a **** room!
Hunter Ugh, it’s just a bunch of paint samples and swatches.
(whispers)
Shh! Hunter! Quiet!
Hunter Why do I have to be quiet?
Shit would not fly if Marcie found out.
Hunter Who wears the pants in this house, dawg?
How are we supposed to find them in this place? It’s got, like, 20 rooms.
Hunter I’m sorry, what the **** are you talking about? “Twenty”? It’s got, like, 200! What? Twenty?
Grand Lux Suite is on the top floor.
Hunter Go, go, go! Move! Hurry, Lisa!
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