A character in Blockers (2018)

Sam quotes from Blockers (2018)

Gideon Adlon

Scenes with Sam

3 scenes
Kayla

Julie! Sam!

Julie

Hey, girl!

Kayla

Whoa!

Sam
(laughing)
Kayla

I almost died.

Julie and Sam

Prom night!

Julie

I’m so, so excited!

Kayla

Me, too.

Sam

So realistic.

Sam

Ugh.

Brenda
(Off-screen)

Come on, Sam, we’re waiting.

Sam

Be right there!

All
(laughing)
Julie

I don’t even know! Wait, wait, wait.

Kayla

Oh, my gosh, thank you.

Julie

You guys, you guys. Wait, this is, like, the best lighting with the Valencia filter, so wait, wait.

Kayla

Oh, God. All right. Here we go.

Julie

Yeah, okay, that’s enough.

Kayla

One more.

Sam

We’re good.

Kayla

Oh, my God, we need to get this party started. Ooh, okay, Julie.

Julie

Hmm?

Kayla

I got you something. (She gives her a bag of coconut oil) It’s coconut oil. For lube. I hear it works just as well and it makes blowjobs taste like Almond Joy.

Julie
(sighs)

Thank God it doesn’t taste like Mounds. I’d rather eat 10 dicks than one Mound. Thank you. That’s so sweet!

Julie

Oh, my God. I’m so excited.

Kayla

Me, too. You have to text me, like, right away.

Julie

Oh, my God, we’re gonna be doing it at the same time.

Kayla
(gasps)

Oh, my God. We have to talk about it tomorrow.

Julie

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You’re gonna know every detail.

Kayla

There’s gonna be so much to talk about.

Sam

Guys? Hey, guys! I want in on this sex pact.

Julie

Are you sure? You don’t have to do this just because we are.

Sam

No, that’s not why. I want to have sex. Yeah. That’s something all 3 of us have in common.

Julie

Mmm-hmm.

Sam

Chad is gonna tap that ass with his penis, and I doubt we’ll have anal the first time, but…

Kayla

All right!

Julie

This is gonna make tonight even more perfect.

Sam

Yeah.

Kayla

It’s gonna be the three of us!

Sam

Yes!

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