2nd most-quoted character in Blockers (2018): in 8 of its 16 quotes
Most scenes with: Lisa (5), Hunter (4), Kayla (3)
Scenes with Mitchell
8 scenes
It’s okay, you’re gonna love it! Happy first day of school. Bye, sweetie.
I’m Hunter. Sam’s mine, right there. The one with the glasses.
I’m Lisa. That’s my Julie.
Mitchell I’m Mitchell. (sniffles) Kayla’s hero.
Mitchell Yeah, yeah. You crying? (Breaking his voice) No, man. It’s a big day, that’s all. You know, can I have a tissue, please?
Mitchell Thank you.
It’s a big day for all of us.
Mitchell Thanks. (exhales)
I think our daughters are friends. And I think that means we’re friends.
Should we go get a drink?
Do you guys wanna go get a drink?
Mitchell Ah, they made it. (sniffles)
You guys wanna go grab a drink real quick?
Is he asking us if we wanna go grab a drink?
Mitchell I’m really hoping it’s coffee.
(Off-screen)
I’m in the bathroom.
Thanks, I was looking for that.
Mitchell You mind telling me what this is?
Mitchell Yeah. Yeah, fuzz. It’s what I thought it was and then on further investigation, it is clearly an unraveled filter of a cigarette. Kayla, are you a smoker?
What? No. (She goes back to the bathroom) I’m not a smoker, Dad.
Mitchell Hey, haven’t you seen the billions of ads that tell you not to do this stuff?
Dad! You can’t teach someone not to try things. Okay? That’s what trying things is for. To teach you things. It’s a contradiction. It’s like telling me not to go for a triple on a base hit to the gap when I’ve made a good turn around first and I know that the right fielder has a weak arm.
Mitchell Damn it, you’re smart.
Okay. Yeah. All right. Time to get ready for school, Dad.
Mitchell Okay, all right.
Mitchell Ready, Kayla?
Mitchell And now, standing at 5’ 7”, 5’ 9” if you count the heels, straight out of Great Lakes High School, the prettiest girl in all of prom, Kayla Mannes.
Mitchell Oh. Just high-fives from now on.
Oh, honey, I never thought I’d see you in a dress!
Mitchell Technically it’s not a full dress. Some material is missing from the middle there.
All right, yeah, I think it’s time to go.
Yes. Yeah. Honey, we gotta go.
Dad, are you okay? It’s like when he watched Frozen.
Hi! How are you? Hi, Marcie.
Oh. Uh-huh. Hey, Mitchell.
Mitchell Hey! Haven’t seen you in a while.
Mitchell You know, I was worried when I never heard back from you about hot yoga. Called you a bunch of times. I ended up having to eat that two-for-one Groupon.
Oh, yeah, I don’t really do the hot yoga thing. It’s just…
Mitchell Well, we should catch up, though, right?
Mitchell Like a lunch, I don’t know.
Yeah, maybe. Yeah, give me a call.
Mitchell I’ve been calling you.
Mitchell It doesn’t work. It’s not effective.
Mitchell What the hell is that?
This is so dumb. Okay? Yeah, our kids are gonna hate us because you’re gonna humiliate them.
I’m not gonna humiliate Julie. We’re best friends. I’m the cool mom.
Mitchell Hunter, don’t make me sit on your balls again.
Stop, stop, stop it, stop, stop! This is how they’re gonna be remembered in high school, as the weirdos whose parents dragged them out of prom because they were afraid of their sexuality. It’s not something that should be feared, it should be celebrated. And… And… And we have to empower these young women. I mean, what year is it, guys? It’s 2018.
Mitchell Oh, gross.
Okay, you know what? That’s an unfortunate coincidence. Get a **** room!
Ugh, it’s just a bunch of paint samples and swatches.
Mitchell (whispers)
Shh! Hunter! Quiet!
Why do I have to be quiet?
Mitchell Shit would not fly if Marcie found out.
Who wears the pants in this house, dawg?
Mitchell How are we supposed to find them in this place? It’s got, like, 20 rooms.
I’m sorry, what the **** are you talking about? “Twenty”? It’s got, like, 200! What? Twenty?
Grand Lux Suite is on the top floor.
Go, go, go! Move! Hurry, Lisa!
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