What bird stuff can you do?
Well, what bear stuff can you do? [Yoshi roars at him] You win this round.
Dolittle (2020) · 20 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in Dolittle (2020): in 4 of its 20 quotes
Most scenes with: Plimpton (3)
What bird stuff can you do?
Well, what bear stuff can you do? [Yoshi roars at him] You win this round.
Okay, okay, enough with the pampering. You need to go and help the queen.
There are things I no longer do: work with humans or leave the house.
Or bathe. [covers his nose]
Oh, exercise.
Express emotional vulnerability.
Wake up, John! If the queen dies, the Treasury takes the deed and we lose this house.
You're talking out of your tail feathers, Poly. The deed was for life. Last time I checked, I was very much alive. [about to drink his tea]
The queen's life, John, not yours. [Dolittle spits his tea]
Look at that. It just rolls off my back. [she shakes the tea out of her feathers]
I knew I shouldn't have let monkeys proofread the contract. Elliot, Elsie, you are FIRED! [the monkeys gasp]
It gets worse. We'll be thrown out of these gates right in the middle of HUNTING SEASON!
WHAT?!
No no no. Breathe, Chee-Chee.
We get kicked out if the queen dies?
We're gonna be hunted!
Everybody calm down! [gives Chee-Chee a paper bag and Chee-Chee breathes in it] Look at the state of him now. Hmm!
Fear not, I have an inn at, uh, Regent's Park Zoo. Everyone pack your bags! [Chee-Chee's paper bag explodes]
Uh-uh!
You help the queen or we are leaving.
You're bluffing.
Don't make me count.
Don't make me count.
1...
3!
2...
Right, let's get you ready to go, honey.
I'll go as I am.
Just grab my doctor's bag.
Apologies, Doc.
Hold still now.
What kind of polar bear works on their tan?
Well, what kind of bird... [gets up] Wait, are you even a bird?
Of course I am.
Well, can you fly?
No.
Can you swim?
No.
Well, what can you do?
I can run.
I can run. What bird stuff can you do?
Well, what bear stuff can you do? [Yoshi roars at him] You win this round.
Hey, big bird, you doin' okay?
No, nothing about me is okay. My father was right about me. I should've been an omelet.
Pff! I know how you feel. My dad said he was going out for a pack of seals one night...and never came back. Guess we got something in common after all, Plimpton.
What is this feeling? I'm all warm and fuzzy inside.
That's friendship, bro.
Huh. Not bad, bro.
I'm not crying, you're crying. [bawls]