Christopher Smith / Peacemaker quotes from The Suicide Squad (2021)

Christopher Smith / Peacemaker

Starfish is a slang term for a butthole. Think there's any connection? [Amanda Waller: No.]

Christopher Smith / Peacemaker

You’re being facetious, but if this whole beach was completely covered in dicks and somebody said I had to eat every dick until the beach was clean for liberty, I would say "no problemo!" [Ratcatcher 2: Why would someone put penises all over the beach?] Who knows why madmen do what they do?

Christopher Smith / Peacemaker

I cherish peace with all my heart. I don't care how many men, women and children I need to kill to get it.

Christopher Smith / Peacemaker

It's not a toilet seat, it's a beacon of freedom!

Amanda Waller

Each member of your team is chosen for his or her own completely unique set of abilities. This is Christopher Smith, known as Peacemaker. In his hands, anything is a deadly weapon. His father was a soldier who trained his son how to kill from the moment he was born.

Bloodsport

Are you having a laugh?

Amanda Waller

What?

Bloodsport

You just said each member of the team is chosen for their unique abilities. He does exactly what I do!

Peacemaker

But BETTER.

Bloodsport

I always hit my targets dead center.

Peacemaker

I hit them MORE in the center.

Bloodsport

Well, you can't hit something more in the center.

Peacemaker

I use smaller bullets.

Bloodsport

What?

Peacemaker

They go inside your bullet holes without even touching the sides.

Amanda Waller

Miss Cazo, will you be joining us?

I just woke up. I don't function well early in the morning.

Amanda Waller

My deepest apologies for disturbing you.

It's all right.

Amanda Waller

Get your ass out here!

Peacemaker

Millenials.

Amanda Waller

They call him the Polka-Dot Man.

Peacemaker

Polka-Dot Man. What's he do, throw polka-dots at people? [Waller remains silent] He does. He throws polka-dots at people.

Peacemaker

"Starfish" is a slang term for a butthole. Think there's any connection?

Amanda Waller

No.

Peacemaker

"No... connection".

Amanda Waller

Nanaue?

King Shark

Hand.

Amanda Waller

Yes, that is your hand, Nanaue. Very good.

Bloodsport

We're all gonna die.

I hope so.

Bloodsport

Oh, for f**k's sake...

Peacemaker

You've gotta be kidding me. You're gonna risk the entire mission for a mental defective dressed as a court jester?

Bloodsport

THIS coming from a guy that wears a toilet seat on his head.

Peacemaker

God damn it, Nanaue. [pointing sternly] No! Quit being a playbaby.

Nanaue

Peacemaker.

Peacemaker

...It's actually very nice. Just put it against the wall. It looks nothin' like me.