Robert DuBois / Bloodsport quotes from The Suicide Squad (2021)

Robert DuBois / Bloodsport

Tyla, I told you when I came here that any goodness I ever had in me had been wrung out bare by my old man. I also told you to go out there and do your own thing, and to stay far away from me or anyone like me, didn't I? So why are you here when you and I both know I have nothing good to offer you?

Robert DuBois / Bloodsport

You're threatening my f***ing daughter!

Robert DuBois / Bloodsport

We're all gonna die.

Robert DuBois / Bloodsport

Oh, for f**k's sake.

Robert DuBois / Bloodsport

We find out any information you've given us is false, you die.

Robert DuBois / Bloodsport

F***.

Robert DuBois / Bloodsport

It's your Mom!

Bloodsport

Next time you wanna nick something, you take a partner and they can be a lookout.

That's your advice?

Bloodsport

Yeah.

You're a terrible father.

Bloodsport

Hey, I didn't ask to be a father in the first place.

I know. You make that perfectly clear.

Bloodsport

Your mother sprung that one on me.

Well, she's not around anymore, so you can lay off of her, okay?

Bloodsport

Oh, I tried to lay off her, but then she dragged out the paternity test.

F*** YOU!

Bloodsport

No, F*** YOU!

F*** YOU!

Bloodsport

F*** YOU!

F*** YOU!

Bloodsport

F*** YOU!

F*** YOU!

Bloodsport

F*** you!

F*** YOU! I can't believe you don't care that I stole, only that I got caught!

Bloodsport

I don't only care that you got caught, I care that you got caught for stealing something as STUPID as a f***ing TV watch!

It does other things too!!

Bloodsport

Nothing better that your phone can't **** do, it's embarrassing!

No, what's f***ing embarrassing is having you as my father!

Bloodsport

To get me to lead your sh**e f***ing mission, you're gonna send my fourteen year-old daughter to prison?

Amanda Waller

No. [pause] Your daughter is sixteen, DuBois. You're a real father of the year.

Amanda Waller

Each member of your team is chosen for his or her own completely unique set of abilities. This is Christopher Smith, known as Peacemaker. In his hands, anything is a deadly weapon. His father was a soldier who trained his son how to kill from the moment he was born.

Bloodsport

Are you having a laugh?

Amanda Waller

What?

Bloodsport

You just said each member of the team is chosen for their unique abilities. He does exactly what I do!

Peacemaker

But BETTER.

Bloodsport

I always hit my targets dead center.

Peacemaker

I hit them MORE in the center.

Bloodsport

Well, you can't hit something more in the center.

Peacemaker

I use smaller bullets.

Bloodsport

What?

Peacemaker

They go inside your bullet holes without even touching the sides.

Bloodsport

Oh, no way. That's not coming with us.

Amanda Waller

She controls rats.

Bloodsport

I know, I caught that. It's a DISGUSTING superpower!

This is Sebastian. Say hello, Sebastian. [the rat offers its paw]

Bloodsport

I'm not shaking the rat's hand.

Peacemaker

"Starfish" is a slang term for a butthole. Think there's any connection?

Amanda Waller

No.

Peacemaker

"No... connection".

Amanda Waller

Nanaue?

King Shark

Hand.

Amanda Waller

Yes, that is your hand, Nanaue. Very good.

Bloodsport

We're all gonna die.

I hope so.

Bloodsport

Oh, for f**k's sake...

Peacemaker

You've gotta be kidding me. You're gonna risk the entire mission for a mental defective dressed as a court jester?

Bloodsport

THIS coming from a guy that wears a toilet seat on his head.

Bloodsport

Once we're clear, we blow the tits off that thing, and go home.

Gaius Grieves

This is suicide.

Rick Flag

Well, that's kind of our thing.

Bloodsport

Are you Milton?

Si!

I knew Sebastian sensed good in you for a reason.

Bloodsport

Just keep that f***ing rat away from me.

Bloodsport

Oh, that’s just a taste of what’s on that drive. I’ve uploaded it all to a secure server. Now, if you kill any one of us, or my daughter ever sees the inside of a prison, it goes public. If we all go free, it never has to see the light of day.

Amanda Waller

I told you I’d make you a leader, DuBois. You got a deal.