The Suicide Squad (2021) quotes

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The Suicide Squad (2021) quotes

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Starro the Conquerer
(last words)

I was happy... floating, staring at the stars.

Abner Krill / Polka-Dot Man
(last words)

I'm a Superhero! I'm a motherf**ing su-!

Rick Flag
(last words)

Peacemaker. What a f***in' joke.

George "Digger" Harkness / Captain Boomerang
(last words)

Strewth!

Christopher Smith / Peacemaker
(regarding his helmet)

It's not a toilet seat, it's a beacon of freedom!

Amanda Waller
[introducing Abner Krill]

They call him the Polka-Dot Man.

Peacemaker
[scoffs]

Polka-Dot Man. What's he do, throw polka-dots at people? [Waller remains silent] He does. He throws polka-dots at people.

Amanda Waller

Each member of your team is chosen for his or her own completely unique set of abilities. This is Christopher Smith, known as Peacemaker. In his hands, anything is a deadly weapon. His father was a soldier who trained his son how to kill from the moment he was born.

Bloodsport

Are you having a laugh?

Amanda Waller

What?

Bloodsport

You just said each member of the team is chosen for their unique abilities. He does exactly what I do!

Peacemaker

But BETTER.

Bloodsport

I always hit my targets dead center.

Peacemaker

I hit them MORE in the center.

Bloodsport

Well, you can't hit something more in the center.

Peacemaker

I use smaller bullets.

Bloodsport

What?

Peacemaker

They go inside your bullet holes without even touching the sides.

Amanda Waller

Miss Cazo, will you be joining us?

Cleo / Ratcatcher 2
[groans]

I just woke up. I don't function well early in the morning.

Amanda Waller

My deepest apologies for disturbing you.

Ratcatcher 2

It's all right.

Amanda Waller
[bangs on cell door]

Get your ass out here!

Ratcatcher 2
[groans and gets up]
Peacemaker
[scoffs]

Millenials.

Bloodsport
[notices a rat on Ratcatcher's shoulder]

Oh, no way. That's not coming with us.

Amanda Waller

She controls rats.

Bloodsport

I know, I caught that. It's a DISGUSTING superpower!

Ratcatcher 2

This is Sebastian. Say hello, Sebastian. [the rat offers its paw]

Bloodsport

I'm not shaking the rat's hand.

Bloodsport

Are you Milton?

Milton
[traumatized and crying]

Si!

Bloodsport

Next time you wanna nick something, you take a partner and they can be a lookout.

Tyla Dubois

That's your advice?

Bloodsport

Yeah.

Tyla Dubois

You're a terrible father.

Bloodsport

Hey, I didn't ask to be a father in the first place.

Tyla Dubois

I know. You make that perfectly clear.

Bloodsport

Your mother sprung that one on me.

Tyla Dubois

Well, she's not around anymore, so you can lay off of her, okay?

Bloodsport

Oh, I tried to lay off her, but then she dragged out the paternity test.

Tyla Dubois

F*** YOU!

Bloodsport

No, F*** YOU!

Tyla Dubois

F*** YOU!

Bloodsport

F*** YOU!

Tyla Dubois

F*** YOU!

Bloodsport

F*** YOU!

Tyla Dubois

F*** YOU!

Bloodsport

F*** you!

Tyla Dubois

F*** YOU! I can't believe you don't care that I stole, only that I got caught!

Bloodsport

I don't only care that you got caught, I care that you got caught for stealing something as STUPID as a f***ing TV watch!

Tyla Dubois

It does other things too!!

Bloodsport

Nothing better that your phone can't **** do, it's embarrassing!

Tyla Dubois

No, what's f***ing embarrassing is having you as my father!

Bloodsport

Oh, that’s just a taste of what’s on that drive. I’ve uploaded it all to a secure server. Now, if you kill any one of us, or my daughter ever sees the inside of a prison, it goes public. If we all go free, it never has to see the light of day.

Amanda Waller

I told you I’d make you a leader, DuBois. You got a deal.

Bloodsport

Once we're clear, we blow the tits off that thing, and go home.

Gaius Grieves

This is suicide.

Rick Flag

Well, that's kind of our thing.

Bloodsport

To get me to lead your sh**e f***ing mission, you're gonna send my fourteen year-old daughter to prison?

Amanda Waller

No. [pause] Your daughter is sixteen, DuBois. You're a real father of the year.

Calendar Man

Hey, Polka-Dot Man! I was hoping you'd entertain my kid's birthday party! YA F***IN' PUSSY!!! (laughs maniacally)