Sylvester Stallone movie quotes

View Quote [To Maggie after killing Vilain] You know how to carve a turkey?

View Quote [To Lee] I hate to break it to you pal, but your girlfriend over there a the world-class cheating gene.

View Quote [Observing plane wreckage] Looks like somebody had a bad day.

View Quote [to a laborer who owes money] You wanna dance, you gotta pay the band, you understand? If you wanna borrow, you gotta pay the man. Hey, I ain't emotionally involved, Bob, ya understand? Gimmme some money. C'mon.... gimmme some money.

View Quote [to his pet turtles] If you guys could sing or dance, I wouldn't be doin' this, you know?

View Quote [to Adrian] I wanna kiss ya. You don't have to kiss me back if ya don't wanna. I wanna kiss you.

View Quote [After Smilee performs an outrageous stunt] Couldn't take the stairs?

View Quote Barney Ross: [Sees Stonebanks] It can't be...

View Quote [After Barney shoots Conrad] I am The Hague.

View Quote In America, there's a burglary every 11 seconds, an armed robbery every 65 seconds, a violent crime every 25 seconds, a murder every 24 minutes and 250 rapes a day.

View Quote Hey dirtbag, you're a lousy shot. I don't like lousy shots. You wasted a kid... for nothing. Now I think it's time to waste you.

View Quote As long as we play by these bullshit rules and the killer doesn't, we're gonna lose.

View Quote The law can't apologize!

View Quote Court's adjourned.

View Quote Emotions. There oughta be a law against them.

View Quote Weaver: [to Z] Are you nuts?! You want me to switch places with you? Do you know how much trouble you can get into for even talkin' about impersonatin' a soldier? You can get in trouble just for listening to someone talkin' about impersonatin' a soldier! [Everyone who was listening in pretends to fall back asleep]

View Quote Ladybug: This tastes just like crap.
Beetle: Really? Let me try some. Hey, it is crap. Not bad.
Mosquito: What if, like, we're just these tiny things... and we're just, like, part of this whole other huge universe...that's, like, so big we don't even know it exists?
Ladybug: Man, that is so deep.
Bala : Excuse me. I guess you didn't recognize me. My name is Princess Bala. I've been traveling, and I'm all... schlumpy.
Chip: It's worse than I thought. They're Euro-trash.
Bala : Haven't I seen you somewhere before?
Z: Well, maybe, then again, maybe not, and then again... yowch.
Bala : That's it. You're the guy from the bar.
Z: Shhh.
Queen: Bar? What bar?
Bala : I... danced with this guy at the bar the other night. He was just a worker, then.
Queen: What were you doing at a bar?
General Mandible: Precisely what I want to know.
Bala : No. This isn't about me. I mean, Look at this worker. Look what he's done.
Z: I think - I think you're thinking of someone else. After all, I am a soldier.
Bala : Exactly. You WERE a worker, but now you're a war hero.
Queen: He's a worker?
General Mandible: A worker danced with my fiance?
Z: F-fiance? Hey, w-wait a minute. Th-this is not how it looks. I-I can explain this... hey, SHE was the one making all the moves.
Bala : Don't you get it? I chose you because you were the most pathetic bug in the joint.
Z: You know, I was going to let you become a part of my most erotic fantasies, but now you can just write it off.
Bala : I've been kidnapped by the village idiot.
Z: Who's the bigger idiot? The idiot, or the idiot who gets kidnapped by the idiot?
Z: Let me ask you something - what made you come to the bar that night?
Bala : I guess I was looking for a little trouble.
Z: Well, trouble's my middle name. Actually, my middle name is Marion, but I don't want you spreading that around.
Weaver: Z, I've known you for a long time, right?
Z: Definitely; you were born two seconds after me.
Weaver: And ever since I've known you, all you do is complain; what are you bitching about? If you haven't noticed, us ants are runnin' the show. We're the lords of the Earth!
Z: Hey. Don't talk to me about "Earth", 'cause I just spent my day hauling it around.

View Quote Bartender: Two aphid beers.
Z Marion-4195: Why'd I have to be born a worker? Soldiers get all the glory, plus you get to go out in the world. You meet interesting insects, you get to kill them.
Weaver: Yeah. But you get to spend all day with those beautiful worker girls.
Z Marion-4195: Weaver, they're career girls. They're obsessed with digging. [sighs] I don't think I'm ever gonna meet the right girl for me.
Weaver: [to Z] Who said a girl for you? I was talking about a girl for me. Don't you want your aphid beer?
Z Marion-4195: Call me crazy, but... [clears throat] I have a thing about drinking from the anus of another creature. Okay?
Weaver: Suit yourself. Ah, me,? I'm cutting a lose. We got a royal inspection coming up.
Z Marion-4195: Inspection, meaning you're gonna stand around like an idiot while a bunch of blue bloods smirk at you. I don't know how you put up with it, Weaver.
Weaver: Z, I've known you for a long time. Right?
Z Marion-4195: Definitely. You were born two seconds after me.
Weaver: Yeah, and ever since we were little, I've been listening to you complain. What are you b*tching about? In case you haven't noticed, we ants are running the show! We're the lords of the earth!
Z Marion-4195: Hey, don't talk to me about earth, okay? 'Cause I just spent all day hauling it around. [he sighs] There's just got to be a better place.
Grebs: There is. I've been there.
Z Marion-4195: I'm sorry. Were you talking to me?
Grebs: There is a better place, Insectopia.
Z Marion-4195: Oh, really. Lunatic at 3:00.
Grebs: You can't understand until you go there and see it yourself. You can be your own ant there. The streets are paved with food. Nobody tellin' you what to do. No wars. No colony. I shoulda never left.
Z Marion-4195: [chuckling] Oh, yeah. Fascinating.
Grebs: We were on a long-range recon. I got cut off from my unit.
Z Marion-4195: Nothing like post-traumatic stress disorder to make your day complete.
Grebs: Then I saw it, Insectopia!
Worker Ant #1: Hey!
Grebs: You head towards the monolith. Ten clicks past the great canyons to the land of red and white.
Guard Ant #1: [takes Grebs] Hey, gramps. You've had enough for one tonight. Come on. Before you get in trouble.
Grebs: Head for the monolith. Listen to me! The monolith!
Weaver: [chuckling] That guy's got a screw loose.
Grebs: Cross the lake!
Z Marion-4195: Insectopia. [he scoffs] Wouldn't it be great if it were that easy?
Weaver: [chuckling] Yeah. Dream on, Z.
Grebs: Cross the lake! Look for the land of red and white.
[Bala sneaks into the bar with two handmaidens]
Princess Bala: [excited] Wow...This is so...gritty!
Handmaiden #1: Ten minutes and we're out of here, right? I mean, this place is off limits.
Princess Bala: Just blame it on me. Say it was all my idea.
Handmaiden #2: It is all your idea!
Princess Bala: [removes her crown] Besides, no one's gonna recognize us. Come on, girls, what do you say? Let's take a walk on the wild side.

View Quote [Reply to the Afghan freedom fighter who inquired if he had used guns in the past] I've fired a few shots.

View Quote [Soviet forces block Trautman and Rambo as they try to escape Afghanistan]
Zaysen: Drop your weapons! Now! You have no chance of escape! Come forward! I wish to take you back alive! This is your last warning! The choice is yours!
Colonel Trautman: What do you say John?
John Rambo:...**** 'em. [opens fire]

View Quote [Hamid the boy is curious about Rambo]
Hamid: Where do you come from?
John Rambo: Arizona.
Hamid: How many days' walk?
Rambo: Two years.

View Quote So smart, Me. Enjoy book so much.

View Quote Where go, Friends?

View Quote Bird.

View Quote [regarding Apollo Creed] Time beat him. Time, y'know, takes everybody out; it's undefeated.

View Quote That bell don't mean school's out, Donnie. Keep going. That bell means hell.

View Quote One step at a time. One punch at a time. One round at a time.

View Quote When a man like Phoenix has a gun to your head, ten seconds is nine and a half seconds longer than you live.

View Quote [Upon learning that commercial jingles are now considered popular music] Somebody put me back in the fridge.

View Quote John Spartan: Is it cold in here, or is it just me?
Simon Phoenix: Good memory.

View Quote Sir, do we get to win this time?

View Quote Rambo: To survive a war, you gotta become war.
Co-Bao: That why they pick you? Because you like to fight?
Rambo: Nah... I'm expendable.
Co: Expendable... What mean expendable?
Rambo: It's like... someone... invites you to a party, and you don't show up; doesn't really matter.

View Quote [Col. Trautman sees off Rambo]
Trautman: Good luck son.
Rambo: Murdock said he was with 2nd Battalion, 3rd Marines at Kon Tum in '66.
Trautman: Yeah.
Rambo: The 2nd Battalion was at Kud Sank. You're the only one I trust. [gets aboard plane]

View Quote [After Hale Caesar fired a full drum magazine of his AA-12 shotgun] Damn, that thing's loud!

View Quote [The Expendables are negotiating the release of hostages from a group of Somalian pirates]
Gunnar Jensen: [lifting a grenade launcher] Warning shot!
Barney Ross: No!
Gunnar: [fires at the leader and rips him in half] A little low...

View Quote Sandra Garza: [meeting Lee Christmas and Barney Ross for the first time] What are your names?
Lee Christmas: [pointing to himself] Buda. [pointing to Barney] Pest.
Sandra: Follow me, please. [walks away]
Barney Ross: [slowly turns to Lee] Buda and Pest. Nice.

View Quote Moe Tilden: See sheriff, I got a sticky problem. My jurisdiction ends, in a sense, at the George Washington Bridge. But half the men I watch live beyond that bridge, where no one's watching.
Freddy Heflin: I'm watching.

View Quote Gary Figgis: Look Freddy, I say it's okay to be jealous. You save this girl's life, right? From it, from risking yourself, from saving her sorry ass, you go deaf as a result.
Freddy Heflin: In one ear.
Gary Figgis: In one ear. Then you have to watch this girl you saved, this beauty queen, marries this ****.

View Quote Freddy Heflin: What about Babitch?
Moe Tilden: What about him? **** him.
Freddy Heflin: What about Donlan?
Moe Tilden: **** him too.
Freddy Heflin: What about Joey Randone?
Moe Tilden: He fell off a building. Don't you read the papers?

View Quote [with knife at Sheriff Teasle's neck] I could have killed 'em all. I could kill you. In town you're the law. Out here it's me. Don't push it. Don't push it or I'll give you a war you won't believe. Let it go. Let it go.

View Quote Rambo: There's one man dead. It's not my fault. I don't want any more hurt.
Sheriff Teasle: [on top of a cliff above Rambo] Freeze, or I'll blow your head off.
Rambo: [backing away] But I didn't do anything.
Teasle: FIRE!

View Quote Rambo: There's one man dead! It's not my fault! I don't want any more hurt!
Sheriff Teasle: Freeze, stand right where you are, give yourself up!
Rambo: But I didn't do anything!
Sheriff Teasle: I'm warning you boy, don't make a move or I'll blow your head off!
Rambo: I didn't do anything!

View Quote [deleted scene; eulogizing Spider Rico] I'm sad you're gone 'cause you're, like... my last friend from the old days. But I'm glad too, 'cause I know... wherever you're going has gotta be better than where you've been.

View Quote [Rocky and Donnie argue over the Dragos' challenge]
Adonis "Donnie" Johnson Creed: I got to take the fight.
Rocky Balboa: Why?
Donnie: These dudes killed my pops. Now they’re parading around, talking shit. I can’t let that slide. I’m the champ, right?
Rocky: Yeah.
Donnie: So I ain’t got a choice.
Rocky: Choice? That’s the same thing your father said, and he died right here, in my hands. Look what his choice put your mother through. You don’t want to really bring all that stuff up again, do you, kid?
Donnie: I thought you would get it. If I don’t take this fight, I got to live with it right now.
Rocky: That kid was raised in hate, you know what I’m talking about? You weren’t. Don’t do it.
Donnie: But you did.
Rocky: It’s different.
Donnie: It was different?
Rocky: A lot different. I was supposed to be in there with Drago that night and not your father, and I could’ve thrown in the towel, but I didn’t. And I got to live with that. And when I did get in that ring, that guy broke things in me that ain’t never been fixed. It’s not worth it. Not at all. Why do you want to fight?
Donnie: What are you talking about? I just told you why.
Rocky: No, you didn’t, Donnie. Why do you want to fight? I get why they want to fight you. I know what they’re fighting for. What about you? Listen to me, you got everything to lose. He’s got nothing to lose. When a fighter ain’t got nothing to lose, he’s dangerous!
Donnie: I'm dangerous!!

View Quote [Rocky has brought Adonis to a desert training camp, and Adonis is curious]
Adonis Creed: You gotta be messing with me right?
Rocky Balboa: Heard this is a place where fighters go, to start over, to get reborn.
Little Duke Evers: What took you all so long? Had some wild shit.
Creed: Yeah looks like hell to me.
Rocky: 'Cause you're going back to hell. Might as well get used to it. Let's go.

View Quote [At Yondu's funeral]
Martinex: He didn't let us down after all, Captain?
Stakar Ogord: No, he did not, son. He did not.
Charlie-27: Fare thee well, old friend.
Aleta Ogord: Yondu Odonta, I will see you in the stars.

View Quote Yondu: Stakar. It's been some time.
Stakar Ogord: [Disdainfully] It seems like this establishment is the wrong kind of disreputable. [He and his crew start to leave]
Innkeeper's Wife: Sir!
Yondu: Stakar!
Stakar Ogord: There’s a hundred Ravager factions. You lost the business of 99 of them by serving one.
Innkeeper's Wife: Please, sir. Please!
Stakar Ogord: [Pushing her away] Get away from me.
Yondu: [Shouting after him] YOU CAN GO TO HELL, THEN! I don't give a damn what you think of me!
Stakar Ogord: So what are you following us for?!
Yondu: Because you're gonna listen to what I gotta say!
Stakar Ogord: I don't gotta listen to nothing! You betrayed the code! Ravagers don't deal in kids!
Yondu: I told you before! I didn't know what was going on!
Stakar Ogord: You didn't know 'cause you didn't want to know, 'cause it made you rich!
Yondu: [Desperately] I demand a seat at the table! I wear these flames, same as you!
Stakar Ogord: You may dress like us, but you'll never hear the hordes of freedom when you die, Yondu, and the colours of Ogord will never flash over your grave. [In a quieter, more sad tone] If you think I take pleasure in exiling you, you're wrong. You broke all our hearts.

View Quote [Mid-credits scene 1: After Yondu's funeral, Stakar Ogord and some of his old friends from the Ravagers reunite]
Stakar Ogord: You know, it's a shame that it took the tragedy of losing Yondu to bring us all together again. But I think he would be proud knowing that we're back as a team.
Charlie-27: I'm in.
Martinex: Dope.
Mainframe: I missed you guys so much!
Aleta Ogord: Hell. Yes.
[Another Ravager, Krugarr, fabricates 2 thumbs up]
Stakar Ogord: What say we go steal some shit?

View Quote [outside a Miami night club, Ray Quick sees Tomas Leon romancing May Munro/Adrian Hastings. Tomas notices him looking at them as he passes by]
Tomas Leon: Hey, you! [Ray looks around] Yeah, I'm talking to you. You think you know me? I asked you a question. You think you know me? 'Cause the way you're looking at me, we must be old friends. Where did we meet?
Ray Quick: Nowhere.
Tomas: [grabs Ray] Nowhere. You like the bitch? Huh? [Ray starts to walks away but Tomas grabs him] Maybe you like me.
Ray: No, I don't like you.
Tomas: Then don't stare so hard. Somebody could... [pulls out switchblade] put something in your eye.

View Quote [Ray responds to another BBS message board ad's number but something is not right with the response]
Ray Quick: Who is this?
Woman: She's okay. She wants to meet you.
Ray: No, I don't think so. Put Trent on the line.
Woman: What did you say?
Ray: Trent. He's standing next to you. I want to talk to him. Put him on the line! [woman puts down her headset and Ray's voice booms inside the police surveillance room] Ned, can you hear me? Talk to me. Talk to me, Ned. Your playmates know what kind of man you are? Why the Agency fired you? That killing people was like jerking off for you? Watching those bloody bodies going though the air gets you off. [as Trent nudges an officer to run a trace] Talk to me. When you crawl into your hole at night alone... and you are alone, aren't you? Tell me what burns you the most. Losing your job as a CIA attack dog... or knowing that I turned you in and I'm still alive? Talk to me! You'll sell your service to the highest bidder! You stinking maggot!
Ned Trent: **** you, Ray! **** YOU!!! You killed! Your bombs! How many? 10, 50, 100, before you lost count? It was your bombs on the bridge in Bogota! Your bomb in the cabana! But you're getting sloppy, Ray. You broke your famous code, didn't you? You killed an innocent bystander, Ray and it's just is eating you up inside, isn't it? You were always too **** sensitive, but guess what? I'm coming Ray. I'm coming to take all the pain away. I'm gonna **** cut it right out of you, and I'm gonna close your heart in my hand. I'm right behind you and I know you. I know you!
Ray: You've got no mercy. You got no **** loyalty. And you got no code.
Ned: Listen to me, you son of a bitch-
Ray: [looks at watch] All right Time's up, 58 seconds. [hangs up]
Ned: Ray? Ray! [tries recorder] Goddamn it! Son of a bitch! [pries out and throws down tape reel] I'll **** kill you! I'll vaporize your ass! [everybody in the room looks at him] What're you looking at? Turn around! Nobody... says a word. [to tech] Tell me that you got a trace. Just tell me.

View Quote [at the Leon family villa, Joe Leon reads a newspaper with the deaths of Ray, May, and Ned on the front page]
Joe Leon: [looks up] Thank you. You're a kind God. Thank you. [folds newspaper and opens packet to see a locket. He sees a picture of a young May Munro and her parents, as countdown clock sounds. Shocked, he looks up again] You bastarda- [bomb blows up]
[outside the house, May walks to Ray in his car]
Ray Quick: How you feeling?
May: Better. [they drive off]