Lee Christmas quotes from The Expendables (2010) ... Movie Quotes Database

Played by Jason Statham

The Expendables (2010) · 9 quotes

2nd most-quoted character in The Expendables (2010): in 5 of its 9 quotes
Most scenes with: Barney Ross (5)

Scenes with Lee Christmas

5 scenes

Sandra Garza

[meeting Lee Christmas and Barney Ross for the first time]

What are your names?

Lee Christmas

[pointing to himself]

Buda. [pointing to Barney] Pest.

Sandra

Follow me, please. [walks away]

Barney Ross

[slowly turns to Lee]

Buda and Pest. Nice.

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Barney Ross

[after seeing Dan Paine and his men terrorize a local market]

What's wrong with this picture?

Lee Christmas

Everything.

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Lee Christmas

[tapping his head after Barney barely misses it while shooting a soldier behind him]

Are you crazy? You could've killed me!

Barney Ross

You're welcome.
[Lee angrily shrugs his shoulders and is mimicked by Barney]

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Barney Ross

[James Munroe is running away with Sandra Garza] [aiming at Munroe]

Munroe!

James Munroe

[holding Sandra at gunpoint]

Drop the weapons, or I will put a bullet through her eye! Don't test me.

Sandra Garza

[Barney drops his guns and Munroe shoots his bulletproof vest] [screaming]

No, no!

Munroe

[to Sandra]

Shut up or I'll kill you. [to Barney, who is getting up, in reference to Mr. Church] The Agency's parasites hired you, didn't they? I'd have paid you twice as much... to go fishing! You'd have to think I'm pretty freakin' stupid to surrender to the Agency. Why would I do that? [referring to his control and drug business in Vilena] I created this. I made it all happen! And they wanted me out. Why? Because I saw the big picture! [Barney is now on his feet and approaching] Stop walking! And what about me and you? We are both the same. We're both mercenaries. We're are both dead inside. So why the hell did you come after me?

Barney Ross

I didn't come after you, dipshit. I came for her! [Sandra breaks free of Munroe's hold]

Lee Christmas

[Barney shoots Munroe five times in the chest with his revolver] [throws knife throws Munroe's back]

Call it a tie.

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Tool

[in a knife throwing contest with Lee Christmas]

All right, baby, all right. Come on! Let's see what you got! [Lee throws knife near the center of the board]

Hale Caesar

Oh! Oh!

Tool

There's my boy! [throws knife closer to the center]

Hale

Oh! Go... go... go south!

Barney Ross

[Lee and Tool both throw knives, inching closer to the bull's eye and evoking laughter from Hale] [to Gunnar Jensen, who he earlier shot]

So, you're back from the dead. How are you healin'?

Gunnar Jensen

[recovering from a gunshot wound three inches away from the heart]

Good... considering you could have killed me.

Yin Yang

[referring to Gunnar's earlier attempt to kill him]

I forgive you.

Gunnar

Okay.

Yin

[referring to their fight]

I would've won.

Gunnar

[giving a thumbs and winking at Yin]

Of course.

Toll Road

[who sees a therapist]

Hey, Gunnar, whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger, brother: therapy. [Gunnar nods his head]

Barney

The man's got a point.

Lee Christmas

[stops before throwing a knife and laughs]

You know what? I'm gonna do you a favor, Tool. [reciting a limerick] I once knew a man called Tool...

Barney

I love poetry. [Hale makes a confused face]

Lee

To me, he was the epitome of cool. [Toll Road laughs] He was good with a knife... bad with the wife. [Yin and Toll laugh]

Barney

That hurt.

Lee

[speaking the film's final lines]

To think he could beat me, dreamin' he'd defeat me, Cool Tool, you gotta be a fool! [the team shows a confused reaction] Oh yeah! [now standing in the street, shocks the Expendables by throwing a bull's eye]

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