Most-quoted character in The Expendables (2010): in 8 of its 9 quotes
Most scenes with: Lee Christmas (5)
Damn, that thing's loud!
Warning shot!
Barney Ross No!
A little low...
Barney Ross Let's just keep it simple. If the money's right, we don't care where the job is. Got it?
Let's quit jerkin' off, get down to business, see who's hungry. We know your real name's probably not "Barney Ross". You don't need to know my name. The only thing you need to know is the job's real, and the money's real. But since we're in this nice place, you might as well just call me "Mr. Church".
Barney Okay, Church, what can I do for you?
In a minute. I'm still waiting for one more guy.
Barney Who?
You know him?
Barney Yeah, we used to be on the same team together. What's my oldest, worst friend doin' here?
Both your names came to the top of the list. That a problem?
Barney Yeah, should'a shot him when I had the chance.
Big Barney Ross!
Barney Bigger Trent Mauser.
What are you doing here? Praying for work?
Barney Could be.
Have you been sick? You've lost weight.
Barney Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found, pal.
You guys aren't gonna start sucking each other's dicks, are you? [Barney looks suggestively at Trent and Church laughs sarcastically] Let's get down to business, see who wants to work. You ever hear of an island called Vilena?
Barney No.
Yeah. It's a little island in the Gulf.
That's right.
You should read more.
Barney Thanks.
There are resources on that island that my people are very interested in.
But a general by the name of Garza has overthrown their half-ass government.
That's right. My people have a problem with this fanatic Garza.
Barney So you want Garza gone?
I want him dead!
All it takes is a little army. Only an idiot would do this job.
Barney How much?
Oh, like I said. [winks at Barney] Well, I'm busy anyway. [to Church] So, give this job to my friend here. [to Barney] He loves playing in the jungle, right?
Barney Ross Right.
That's right.
Hey, why don't we have dinner?
Barney Sure, when?
In a thousand years.
Barney Too soon.
What's his **** problem?
Barney Ross He wants to be president. [Trent looks back at Barney] I've gotta recon this island first.
I got a contact for you on the island.
Barney Good riddance. [to Church] I've got a feeling everyone else has passed on this job, so our fee is five-mil.
Five mil?
Barney I want half up front and the other half in an offshore account. You got a problem with that?
No. What I have a problem with is people trying to **** me over! So if you take this money and you don't deliver, you try to **** me in some kind of weird, cockamamie scheme of yours, me and my people are gonna come get you and your people, and chop you up into little, **** dog treats. [mockingly] You got a problem with that?
Barney Let's talk.
What are your names?
Follow me, please. [walks away]
Barney Ross Buda and Pest. Nice.
Barney Ross What's wrong with this picture?
Everything.
Are you crazy? You could've killed me!
Barney Ross You're welcome.
[Lee angrily shrugs his shoulders and is mimicked by Barney]
Barney Ross Munroe!
Drop the weapons, or I will put a bullet through her eye! Don't test me.
No, no!
Shut up or I'll kill you. [to Barney, who is getting up, in reference to Mr. Church] The Agency's parasites hired you, didn't they? I'd have paid you twice as much... to go fishing! You'd have to think I'm pretty freakin' stupid to surrender to the Agency. Why would I do that? [referring to his control and drug business in Vilena] I created this. I made it all happen! And they wanted me out. Why? Because I saw the big picture! [Barney is now on his feet and approaching] Stop walking! And what about me and you? We are both the same. We're both mercenaries. We're are both dead inside. So why the hell did you come after me?
Barney Ross I didn't come after you, dipshit. I came for her! [Sandra breaks free of Munroe's hold]
Call it a tie.
All right, baby, all right. Come on! Let's see what you got! [Lee throws knife near the center of the board]
Oh! Oh!
There's my boy! [throws knife closer to the center]
Oh! Go... go... go south!
Barney Ross So, you're back from the dead. How are you healin'?
Good... considering you could have killed me.
I forgive you.
Okay.
I would've won.
Of course.
Hey, Gunnar, whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger, brother: therapy. [Gunnar nods his head]
Barney The man's got a point.
You know what? I'm gonna do you a favor, Tool. [reciting a limerick] I once knew a man called Tool...
Barney I love poetry. [Hale makes a confused face]
To me, he was the epitome of cool. [Toll Road laughs] He was good with a knife... bad with the wife. [Yin and Toll laugh]
Barney That hurt.
To think he could beat me, dreamin' he'd defeat me, Cool Tool, you gotta be a fool! [the team shows a confused reaction] Oh yeah! [now standing in the street, shocks the Expendables by throwing a bull's eye]
Barney Ross
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Barney Ross
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Weaver
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