Hale Caesar
'Bout time you boys showed up!
The Expendables 3 quotes
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Barney Ross
And you, I thought you retired.
Trench
I lied.
Barney Ross
Better get out of that seat and move to the back, Christmas is coming.
Galgo
But it's only June...
Barney Ross
Galgo, get out of the seat!
Barney Ross
Great to have you back.
Doc
No better place to be.
Barney Ross
I missed you, Christmas.
Lee Christmas
I missed you too, you demented bastard.
Barney Ross
You could've left out the demented part.
Barney Ross
If you're looking to go the family route, this is the wrong job for you.
Luna
There are different kinds of family. When my life is on the line, that's my family fighting with me.
Barney Ross
Lucky ring on!
Lee Christmas
Feel so much safer.
Barney Ross
So, you're with Trench now?
Yin Yang
Yeah, he pay me more money!
Barney Ross
What happened to Church?
Drummer
You don't have to worry about Church any more. He's out of the picture.
Barney Ross
You know, it's very hard for me to say this, but at one time, you guys were the best. Maybe still are. But nothing lasts forever. Hard as it is to hear, we aren't the future any more. Unfortunately for us, we're part of the past.
Lee Christmas
You, uh, you done swingin' with us?
Barney Ross
As I see it, if we keep this life up, the only way this thing ends, for all of us, is in a hole in the ground, and no one giving a shit. Now if that's the way I'm supposed to go out, I can live with that. For me. But what I can't live with - and won't live with - is taking you with me.
Barney Ross
[At a nightclub]
Where is the candidate?
Bonaparte
[Points at Luna]
Right there in the red dress, about to chop those guys in half.
Barney Ross
[Luna approaches drunk patrons fighting]
The hostess?
Bonaparte
Not the hostess, she's the bouncer.
Barney Ross
[Barney prepares to rescue the young team when Galgo suddenly appears]
How in the hell did you find me?
Galgo
I... peop... people talk, I hear things. You got a mission, I can help. My name is Galgo. Let me fill you in. I am good - very good. At warfare, you know, with memory. Afraid of nothing. I want to be your friend.
Barney Ross
I don't need a friend.
Galgo
Yes, you do. Everybody does. You know, I don't have any friends. That is why I know. But besides by friendship issues, what I really need now is something to do. Well... not just anything, but... what I was BORN to do.
Barney Ross
Best bet, this is a one-way trip.
Galgo
Excuse me, sir, but one-way trip is better than no-way. Which is the way I live now.
Barney Ross
[Pauses briefly]
Help me with the crate.
Galgo
[Barney turns away; Galgo does excited happy dance. Barney turns back; Galgo calms down quick]
Sir.
Barney Ross
[Breaking up an argument between the older and younger Expendables]
It's not an accident that we're trapped in here! This is exactly what he knew would happen, us tearing at each other! This stops now! We can do this, but only if we do this together. If we work as a team, we just may get out of this alive. Now, do you wanna make it work? That simple.
Smilee
You got any weapons?
Barney Ross
[Watching Luna fight]
I could do that.
Bonaparte
You wanna slip on a dress and give it a shot?
Barney Ross
[Bonaparte is flying a plane to the next recruit]
Hey, did you turn off the auto-pilot?
Bonaparte
I didn't touch the auto-pilot.
Barney Ross
[Sees Bonaparte drinking]
Give me the booze. Are we off course?
Bonaparte
Where in the hell are we? Here, hang on a second. [Looks outside] Is that... is that the big dipper? Yeah, we gotta turn around.
Barney Ross
[Deadpan]
Wow...