Amateur assholes...
Mars
[Pissed]
Who're you calling asshole, grandpa?
Barney Ross
Sylvester Stallone · 25 quotes
Lee Christmas
Jason Statham · 11 quotes
Doc
Wesley Snipes · 10 quotes
Galgo
Antonio Banderas · 10 quotes
Trench
Arnold Schwarzenegger · 10 quotes
Stonebanks
Mel Gibson · 9 quotes
Luna
Ronda Rousey · 6 quotes
Toll Road
Randy Couture · 6 quotes
Drummer
Harrison Ford · 5 quotes
Bonaparte
Kelsey Grammer · 4 quotes
Gunnar Jensen
4 quotes
Thorn
Glen Powell · 4 quotes
Hale Caesar
Terry Crews · 2 quotes
Most scenes together: Barney Ross & Lee Christmas (7), Barney Ross & Galgo (4), Barney Ross & Bonaparte (3)
The Expendables 3 quotes
Page 2 of 5This is it? This is your evac team?
Short notice.
It's a kind of solid structure that is taking us from one place to another through unbelievable speeds. Think about it. If God- if God -if he knew he would've liked, you know, flying. Then he would've given us feathers. Do you have feathers. I don't have feathers.
It's gonna be a long ass flight fellas.
It's going to be. It's going to be a very long flight, but don't worry, I'm here because I can't sleep on planes.
Thought you should know Barney, you're walking into a shitstorm. NSA ran signals and frequencies check on your team's phones. This bastard's not even trying to hide them.
Where has he taken them?
They're in Azmanastan.
Another honey hotspot.
Who is that?!
Lee Christmas.
Not far off Christmas. Stonebank's compound is where he trains his goons. It's very heavily fortified.
What's up with the local army?
I don't understand a word this guy is saying.
Local army status.
Small, corrupt. Stonebank's got all the brass in his pocket. Been running his operations through this shithole of a country for years. Want some advice?
What's the advice?
What goddamn language is that?
They don't teach you that on the language stage either.
Look who's talking?
What's the advice Drummer?
Forget about what you're thinking. Remember our deal. We need him alive.
So he can sit in a courtroom and beat this on a technicality?
Those are orders Barney. [Barney throws phone over shoulder in frustation]
You broke the phone.
I got another one.
Think we'll make it back from this one?
You didn't have to make it back from this one Christmas.
Sure I did. Morons need friends.
Who the hell are you?
I'm the guy that just saved your ass.
Ay! [Starts cursing in Spanish] "¡Aquí no dicen nada y me confundo, después le voy a pegar un tiro a quien no se lo tengo que pegar!" (Nobody tells me anything and I'm getting confused, next I'm going to shoot someone who I'm not supposed to!)
I've been thinking about you the whole time! Do you know that?
Can we just go?
Goran Vata
Can you access [Making a mushroom motion] nuclear weapons?
I might. [Getting in close] But generally I find that people are little too emotional of ownership. And I'd hate you killing all my other customers by accident. Or on purpose.
You want to dance, big guy?
Since, when did suicide become your hobby?
I got a will.
You know, I'm probably the only friend you got.
I got lots of friends.
You walk into a room, people jump on the tables.
I missed you, Christmas.
I miss you too, you demented bastard.
You could've left it demented.
So you like knives, huh?
I'm the knife before Christmas.
You look like a proud, demented father.
You could've skipped the demented part.
That was a compliment. [They laugh and fist-bump]
You know, if you were 30 years younger...
I'd be afraid of you.
Mars
[Regarding the old Expendables]
Bunch of has-beens still trying to be hard.
You're young and you're dumb!
[Holding the young Expendables hostage]
Well, lookin' a little strung out there, kids! This is what you get for being pawns in Barney's moral chess game. [Looks at Thorn] That one looks a little slack. [Soldiers straighten Thorn out while Stonebanks turns to Luna] You know, I feel most bad for you.
I don't give a shit how you feel.
I do, I have a daughter. I have feelings. Anyway, when the CIA, I presume that is who you're working for. The CIA, am I right? I bet you don't know who you're working for. What, for Barney? Do you know who he's working for? Does HE know who he's working...? It gets very confusing. Anyway when the CIA wanted guys doing the dangerous work in the dangerous places, they called us, they didn't want to get their hands dirty. They called us. Yep, we cleared every hotspot they had, we bumped the bad guys so the good guys could roll in looking like heroes. We killed a lot. But we saved more lives than you could possibly imagine. Then, the boys on the Hill wanting no loose ends tried to bury me. I was an American! Working for America! Was. They'd eat their own children. The lesson here is... Never do business with the government. I'm going to save you that heartache. He never will.