Randy Couture movie quotes

View Quote Damn, that's cool!

View Quote Doc: [Looks at the young Expendables] Ama-teur.
Toll Road: Amateur assholes...
Mars: [Pissed] Who're you calling asshole, grandpa?
Toll Road: [Confronts him] Grandpa's about to crush your windpipe.

View Quote Toll Road: Heard you killed more people than the plague!
Doc: How 'bout that.
Gunnar Jensen: Why do they call you 'Doctor Death'?
Doc: Used to be a medic. But that was a long time ago.
Toll Road: So why'd you get locked away?
Doc: Tax evasion.

View Quote Gunner Jensen: [A bomb's fuse goes out] Well, the phosphorus must have been damp.
Lee Christmas: Yeah, right.
Toll Road: Or you suck.
Hale Caesar: There's that.
Maggie: Don't cry, Gunner.
Barney Ross: You almost had an idea.

View Quote Pilar: Who you are?
Barney Ross: We're Americans.
Lee Christmas: Since when?
Gunner Jensen: Swedish.
Hale Caesar: Blackfoot.
Maggie: Chinese.
Toll Road: ****.
Barney Ross: [To Toll Road] You done?

View Quote Toll Road: [Eating some spoiled food] Oh. This tastes like shit. [To Caesar] How's yours?
Hale Caesar: Can't complain about rigatoni. Plan ahead, fellas. That's all I have to say. Y'all, what if you knew you were going to die tomorrow? What would your last meal be? One choice.
Toll Road: One choice?
Hale Caesar: It'd probably be cereal for you, huh?
Toll Road: What the hell's wrong with cereal?
Gunner Jensen: It's cliché.
Hale Caesar: You gotta be original. You know, if you were an original, broad-thinking man, you'd probably come up with some special cereal, like Earios. You know, just like your ear. You know, pour milk on them suckers, they just lay there and you don't hear shit.
Toll Road: For the record, my hearing is 20/20.
Hale Caesar: Barney?
Barney Ross: Donuts and most food that kills ya.
Hale Caesar: That's deep, man.
Barney Ross: [Chuckles] You think so?
Hale Caesar: Maggie?
Maggie: Crispy aromatic duck with plum sauce. Very sexy. [Pauses] But I like Italian, too.
Hale Caesar: I'm starting to think Italian's overrated. [Everyone laughs]
Gunner Jensen: Hey. What about me? My favorite Swedish dinner would be, baby seal, and whale ass, in the summer. [To Maggie] But I'd really die for some Chinese.
Barney Ross: Then you're gonna starve to death. [Everyone laughs]

View Quote [On being asked if he can create a diversion] Does the Pope shit in the woods ?