A character in The Expendables 2 (2012)

Gunner Jensen quotes from The Expendables 2 (2012)

Dolph Lundgren

Tied for 5th most-quoted character in The Expendables 2 (2012): in 9 of its 61 quotes
Most scenes with: Barney Ross (6), Hale Caesar (5), Lee Christmas (4)

A line from Gunner Jensen [As Yang and the Chinese millionaire jump out of the plane]

Now that's some real Chinese take out.

Scenes with Gunner Jensen

8 scenes
Gunner Jensen
[The crew is in the air and Gunner making strange grunting noise to get Maggie's attention despite being seated far apart]

She's into me.

She hates you.

Gunner Jensen

Watch this. [Feigns coughing and Maggie just stares at him unimpressed and Hale makes a throat slashing gesture with a razor blade]

[To Barney]

You know, if something happens to her, it's coming back on us. Did you ever think to ask for my opinion?

I told you ten times before, I didn't have a choice, unless you don't mind going to jail.

Yeah, well, Church intimidated you.

Really?

[Lee's phone rings]

Oh, is that the woman you can never fully trust, calling again?

[To Barney]

You know, I will stab you one day. [To Lacy] Hey baby. Yeah, course I'm thinking about you. What else to think about? [Makes thumbs-down gesture to Barney]

[Scoffs]

Hopeless.
...

[To Bill]

Hey. You were in the Army, right? I can tell.
Bill 'The Kid' Timmons: Yes, ma'am. Three years. Last tour was Afghanistan, Kunar Province.

Didn't like it anymore?
Bill 'The Kid' Timmons: Uhh... long story.

Bill 'The Kid' Timmons: All right. I, uh, I was trained as sniper, and as an instructor, too. But, I actually wanted to mix it up, get in on the action. Uh, this one time, we're stuck out in this hell-hole valley. About 30 Taliban opened up from these house above us. And they got about eight of us pinned down bad. So I called in for artillery support. But; "no way", says the captain. Didn't wanna endanger the locals. So we scattered. Some crawled to a ditch, some... to the dry riverbed and the rest bailed, but... we were still stuck in the kill zone. And we battled for... I don't know, three hours. And finally, an Apache gunship chopper showed up to provide air cover. Scattered the Hadjis, but... smoke clears and four of my squad are dead in the ditch and two in the riverbed. Yeah, I was... mad and sick, all dead for nothing. You know, the most... screwed thing up of all... is when I got back to base that night, I found out that they shot this stray dog I had adopted. Commander's orders to get rid of all animals on the base. I mean, you'd think we had enough damn shooting for one day, you know? And, anyway, I, uh, I figured it was time to move on. I heard these guys were looking for someone, and here I am. [Maggie looks down and back heartfelt]

Gunner Jensen
[Yang walks away]

Who am I gonna pick on?

Yin Yang

You find some other minority.

[Eating some spoiled food]

Oh. This tastes like shit. [To Caesar] How's yours?

Can't complain about rigatoni. Plan ahead, fellas. That's all I have to say. Y'all, what if you knew you were going to die tomorrow? What would your last meal be? One choice.

One choice?

It'd probably be cereal for you, huh?

What the hell's wrong with cereal?

Gunner Jensen

It's cliché.

You gotta be original. You know, if you were an original, broad-thinking man, you'd probably come up with some special cereal, like Earios. You know, just like your ear. You know, pour milk on them suckers, they just lay there and you don't hear shit.

For the record, my hearing is 20/20.

Barney?

Donuts and most food that kills ya.

That's deep, man.

[Chuckles]

You think so?

Maggie?

Crispy aromatic duck with plum sauce. Very sexy. [Pauses] But I like Italian, too.

I'm starting to think Italian's overrated. [Everyone laughs]

Gunner Jensen

Hey. What about me? My favorite Swedish dinner would be, baby seal, and whale ass, in the summer. [To Maggie] But I'd really die for some Chinese.

Then you're gonna starve to death. [Everyone laughs]

Gunner Jensen

Booker. You're the one people call the Lone Wolf?

I've been called that. But I have mellowed.

[Glances at the Sang soldiers Booker just killed]

Not that much.

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