A scene from The Expendables 2 2012
Toll Road
[Eating some spoiled food]

Oh. This tastes like shit. [To Caesar] How's yours?

Hale Caesar

Can't complain about rigatoni. Plan ahead, fellas. That's all I have to say. Y'all, what if you knew you were going to die tomorrow? What would your last meal be? One choice.

Toll Road

One choice?

Hale Caesar

It'd probably be cereal for you, huh?

Toll Road

What the hell's wrong with cereal?

Gunner Jensen

It's cliché.

Hale Caesar

You gotta be original. You know, if you were an original, broad-thinking man, you'd probably come up with some special cereal, like Earios. You know, just like your ear. You know, pour milk on them suckers, they just lay there and you don't hear shit.

Toll Road

For the record, my hearing is 20/20.

Hale Caesar

Barney?

Barney Ross

Donuts and most food that kills ya.

Hale Caesar

That's deep, man.

Barney Ross
[Chuckles]

You think so?

Hale Caesar

Maggie?

Maggie

Crispy aromatic duck with plum sauce. Very sexy. [Pauses] But I like Italian, too.

Hale Caesar

I'm starting to think Italian's overrated. [Everyone laughs]

Gunner Jensen

Hey. What about me? My favorite Swedish dinner would be, baby seal, and whale ass, in the summer. [To Maggie] But I'd really die for some Chinese.

Barney Ross

Then you're gonna starve to death. [Everyone laughs]

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