Vilain
:[Ross charges in, guns blazing] Let's make it more dramatic. [Shoots out half the lights]
The Expendables 2 quotes
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Barney Ross
Christmas, my friend. Please tell me you ain't going through this.
Lee Christmas
Of course I am. Look at that girl. Who wouldn't marry her?
Barney Ross
She cheated on you.
Lee Christmas
It was a half-cheat.
Barney Ross
Which is?
Lee Christmas
The other side of a half-truth. The facts are murky.
Barney Ross
Murky. I hate to break this to you, pal, but your girlfriend over there has a world-class cheating gene.
Lee Christmas
I should stab you in the heart.
Barney Ross
Too late.
Barney Ross
I got an idea. And your ego, I think you're gonna love it.
Lee Christmas
My ego?
Barney Ross
Your ego.
Lee Christmas
What do you mean, my ego?
Barney Ross
You've got a big ego.
Lee Christmas
Well, check your ego out.
Barney Ross
Oh, please. Your ego is like the size of a dinosaur. Huge.
Barney Ross
I thought you were the Lone Wolf.
Booker
Sometimes, it's fun to run with the pack.
Barney Ross
I've heard another rumor, that you were bitten by a king cobra?
Booker
Yeah, I was. But after five days of agonizing pain, the cobra died.
Barney Ross
Trench?
Trench
Oh, this is embarrassing.
Barney Ross
Yeah, it sure is.
Lee Christmas: What's he doing here?
Trench
Saving this Chinese billionaire.
Barney Ross
Oh, yeah? That's funny. So are we.
Trench
Well, then we have a scheduling problem, don't we? [To Gunner] Cut me loose, Frankenstein.
Barney Ross
Don't get nuts, Gunner. Do it.
Barney Ross
[To Booker sitting in helicopter]
What are you doing here?
Booker
Moving on. You killed all my business.
Barney Ross
I thought you were the lone wolf.
Booker
Sometimes its fun to run with the pack.
Barney Ross
Sure, you got a point. You take care Maggie.
Church
Oh, I almost forgot, as a token of gratitude my violent friend, I got you and the little rascals a ride home. [Motions head] Behold. Consider it a gift.
Barney Ross
[Observing their new plane]
That thing belongs in a museum.
Trench
We all do.
Church
Hey, fun, right?
Barney Ross
Yeah, fun.
Barney Ross
[To Maggie's first show of skills]
You got guts... No common sense...
Church
Barney Ross.
Barney Ross
What do you want from me, Church?
Church
Not too good in the memory category, are you, Barney? You made me a deal with me. You gave me your word. And you end up blowing up half of Vilena, punching holes and a bowie knife through a fellow CIA agent, even if he was a dirtbag. But what breaks my heart is that you stole $5 million from me. And for all this male pattern badness, I could've put you in the deepest, darkest hole in Gitmo. No sunlight. But I kept you out.
Barney Ross
Great.
Church
Because I knew the day would come when you were gonna pay me back. Today is that day.
Church
Did you win?
Barney Ross
I think so.
Trench
Well, where's the proof?
Barney Ross
[Pulls out Vilain's head in a bag]
Heads up. [Throws head onto the ground]
Trench
Nice touch.
Barney Ross
Mm-hm.
Church
It is a nice touch. A little extreme, but nice.
Trench
Mm-hm.
Church
As much as I hate to say this, bam-bam, now that we got control of the plutonium, that makes us even.
Barney Ross
Good.
Church
So Maggie, you'll be coming with us? [She's silent] When you're ready. [He and Trench walk away and then stop to observe, with Maggie still watching]
Barney Ross
So, I just want... [Barney realises Maggie is still watching Church and Trench and he makes a go-away-gesture to them]
Church
Wow. [They walk to helicopter]
Barney Ross
They're okay, just a little immature.
Maggie
I don't have to go. If you want me to stay, I'll stay. And I did save the babysitter's life.
Barney Ross
That you did do.
Maggie
Maybe I'm good luck for you.
Barney Ross
But I could be bad luck for you, and I can't allow that.
Maggie
If you ever want help... call me, or you're dead.
Barney Ross
I'll do that. [They walk to helicopter]
Church
I'll be back
Trench
Yippie-ki-yay
Gunner Jensen
Booker. You're the one people call the Lone Wolf?
Booker
I've been called that. But I have mellowed.
Barney Ross
[Glances at the Sang soldiers Booker just killed]
Not that much.
Gunner Jensen
I got a plan. Everybody calm down. Phosphate rock.
Lee Christmas
What's he doing?
Barney Ross
Probably making a bomb.
Lee Christmas: You serious?
Barney Ross
Ask him.
Lee Christmas
What you doing, Gunner?
Gunner Jensen
I'm making a bomb. You mind?
Barney Ross
A maniac with brains.
Lee Christmas
Scary.
Gunner Jensen
[A bomb's fuse goes out]
Well, the phosphorus must have been damp.
Lee Christmas
Yeah, right.
Toll Road
Or you suck.
Hale Caesar
There's that.
Maggie
Don't cry, Gunner.
Barney Ross
You almost had an idea.
Hale Caesar
[Driving around deserted war-ravaged streets]
This is weird.
Gunner Jensen
It's like home.