Jean-Claude Van Damme movie quotes

View Quote Imagine if 6 pounds of pure plutonium is powerful enough to change the balance of the world. So, imagine what 5 tons would do.

View Quote Don't challenge me.

View Quote :[Ross charges in, guns blazing] Let's make it more dramatic. [Shoots out half the lights]

View Quote [rejects an M16A2 rifle] This is no good; unloading this into one of them will just piss them off. [takes an M4 carbine with a M203 launcher] The only way to take them out is to blow them up. And hope the pieces don't keep fighting us.

View Quote This is not your lucky day.

View Quote [Luc shoots S.E.T.H. to slow him down and push him into a cryogenic chamber]
S.E.T.H.: That doesn't work. You tried that already.
Luc: You're right. [shoots a control box, trapping S.E.T.H. in the chamber]

View Quote Colonel Guile: Are you man enough to fight with me?
Bison: Anyone who opposes me will be destroyed!

View Quote Colonel Guile: No weapon, Bison? What happened to the purity of unarmed combat?
Bison: This is merely superconductor electromagnetism, surely you've heard of it. It levitates bullet trains from Tokyo to Osaka. It levitates my desk, [summons hover platform] where I ride the saddle of the world. And it levitates... me! [hoverboots engage]

View Quote Chun Li: Colonel Guile! How about that interview... for my network?
Colonel Guile: Sure, but only if you're wearing that dress.

View Quote Boudreaux: It's always nice to see you.
Det. Marie Mitchell: You seem to have a real talent, Mr. Boudreaux, for attracting violence.
Boudreaux: Does that make me a bad person?

View Quote [Boudreaux and van Cleaf reload his guns, and before shooting]
Pick van Cleaf: Boudreaux, Boudreaux, Boudreaux. I've been looking all over for you.
Boudreaux: You've been looking in the wrong places.
Pick van Cleaf: That's good, because I know you wouldn't want to... hurt my feelings.

View Quote Uncle Douvee: We'll fix him up good. Put bandage on, it no hurt. Be strong, my boy.
Boudreaux: Douvee, I've got some people after me.
Uncle Douvee: I know. I can smell them.
Boudreaux: You've still got a .30-06, the one I gave you for you birthday?
Uncle Douvee: No. A gator ate it. But, uh, I've still got you shotgun.

View Quote Master Croc: Vengeance is served!

View Quote Tigress: That must be Shen's palace, in the other side of the city.
Po: Great! We will match in the tower, and proclaim; We are the Dragon Warrior and the Furious Five, And we are here to bring you to justice!
Mantis: What are you doing? This place is crawling with wolves.
Crane: Hey! Isn't that the guy that hammered you in the face?
Po: I do not like that guy.
Tigress: We need to get to that to tower, without being spotted by those wolves.
Po: Got it.. Stealth Mode! That noodles! Ow! Hello! Yeah, okay.. Anyway. Where was I?
Tigress: Where is Po?
Mantis: How can we lose a guy that big?
Po: Guys, guys?
Monkey: He-Hey, Po!
Po: Sorry!
Crane: So, that was Stealth Mode, Huh?
Po: To be honest, not one of my stronger modes.
Wolf: This rice is raw!
Sheep: You stole of my metal pots for Lord Shen!
Wolf: Either you cook my rice, or I cook you!
Crane: Po, do something!
Po: How am I supposed to help her cook rice without getting caught? Wait.. I have a better idea!
Wolf: Three, Two, One!
Po: Hey!
Wolf: Hey!
Po: We're here to liberate the city, and bring Shen to justice.
Sheep: You will need help!
Po: Thank you brave sheep, but it's too dangerous.. I can't let you.
Sheep: Oh.. No, not me. It's not safe to speak here.
Po: Right!
Sheep: I'm talking about, Masters Ox and Croc! They are in Gongmen Jail, at Black Dragon alley.
Po: What? They're still alive?! They must be in that jail gathering intelligence, hatching a plot to use their awesomeness to defeat the weapon! Okay, let's go! Thanks, sheep.
Wolf Boss: Hey! Stop that costume!
Viper: Take.. That!
Wolf Boss: Now! Got you! Split up! Search everywhere!
Wolf: What about over there?
Wolf Boss: Is 'there' a part of everywhere?
Wolf: I.. I guess.
Wolf Boss: Then search there!
Po: They must be close. I can feel a Kung Fu chill riding up my spine.
Viper: [slides out the barrel] Sorry, Po. It's just me.
Tigress: Look! 'Gongmen Jail'!
Wolf: Oh.. It's cute.
Mantis: Cute? Huh?
Tigress: Nice work, Po.
Monkey: At the first sight of trouble, I'll give you a signal. Ka-kaw! Kee-kee!
Po: You mean like Crane does?
Monkey: Yeah!
Crane: Excuse me! When have I ever made that noise?
Po: Master Ox! Master.. The ferocious Master Croc! And Master Storming Ox! I can't believe, I'm rescuing actual legends of Kung Fu. No, they wouldn't leave a key around here. Oh, good! You found it. Come on, you guys. Yeah! We're coming for you, Shen! Guys, are we going or not? Do you want to meet us there later? I mean, you do wanna take back your city, right?
Master Ox: Of course we do. But if we stand up against Shen, he will turn the weapon on the city!
Po: Listen to your self. You're protecting Gongmen city, by not protecting Gongmen city? If we all fight together..
Master Ox: Then the weapon would kill everyone.
Po: Oh, would it? Then we use, a sneak attack. We'll get inside, and then...
Master Croc: And then you'll be stopped! By the unstoppable weapon.
Po: Nothing is unstoppable except for me when I'm stopping you from telling me something unstoppable. Master Ox, I'm not let you stay in this cell!
Master Ox: Then let's just see how you get me out!
Po: You guys see that? It's called being awesome! Come on! Whatever happened to being heroes?
Master Croc: The only hero in this town is a dead one.
Master Ox: Like I said; You are not getting me out of this cell!
Po: Yes! Alright. Let's go!
Master Croc: I get the top bunk.
Master Ox: It's time to surrender, panda. Kung Fu is dead!
Po: I.. You.. You.. Kung Fu is a dea..aa.ad! Fine! You stay in your prison of fear! With bars made of hopelessness. And all you get is 3 square meals a day of shame!
Master Croc: With despair for dessert.
Po: We'll take on Shen and prove to all those who hunger for justice and honor that Kung Fu still lives.
Boar Prisoner: Yeah!

View Quote Master Ox: Oh.. You! What did you do? It's chaos up there. What happened to stopping Shen?
Monkey: Yeah.
Po: Yeah.. Guys, come on! Give me a little credit. I meant for him to get away. 'Cause.. It was a trick. There's a plot! I was thinking... of figuring out his plot.. more.
Mantis: That makes no sense.
Po: What do you mean? Sure it does.
Tigress: Po, the truth! You had Shen. What happened?
Po: What are you talking about? What're you.. I don't know, what are you talking about? Uh.. Yeah! Ahh.. He caught me off guard.
Tigress: The truth! Fine. They'll keep you far from danger.
Master Croc: Real far.
Po: What?
Tigress: You're staying here.
Po: Wa.. Wait! I have to go back..
Tigress: You're staying here!
Po: I'm going. And you can't stop me! Okay, I wasn't ready that time.
Viper: Guys, don't.
Tigress: Ready.
Po: Look!
Viper: Stay down.
Po: I have to get to him.
Tigress: Then, tell me why!
Po: He was there. Okay? The peacock was there, the last time I saw my parents. He knows what happened. Where I came from. Who I am. Look, I'm going. I have to know. The hard core can't understand.
Viper: Tigress... No!
Tigress: The hard core do understand. But I can't watch my friend be killed. We're going.
Crane: Hey, maybe you can't watch me be killed?
Tigress: Stop being a wimp.
Monkey: And she's back.
Master Ox: Don't worry, kid. You're better off here.

View Quote I thought... he was a tiny man.