Viper Po's having daddy issues.
Voiced by Lucy Liu 
Kung Fu Panda 2 (2011) · 84 quotes
Kung Fu Panda 2 (2011) · 84 quotes
5th most-quoted character in Kung Fu Panda 2 (2011): in 9 of its 84 quotes
Most scenes with: Po (3), Tigress (3), Mantis (3)
Oh, sweetie, are you okay?
More lines from Viper
5 quotes Viper Viper Mantis, this isn't about you! Po is the one freaking out.
Viper Take that!
Viper Sorry, Po. It's just me.
Viper What's step two?
Scenes with Viper
3 scenes
Momma? Mom? Dad? Is that you? Mom, Dad!
Dad Panda Oh.. Hi! Hey-Hey.. Son, you are back.
Mom Panda
Huh? Honey, what you doing here?
But I thought..
Mom Panda
We replaced you, dear, with this lovely radish.
Radish!?
Dad Panda It's quiet, polite, and frankly.. It does better kung fu.
No.. No, no, no! Wait! Radish, radish, radish! Inner pea.. pea.. Inner peace. Inner peace, inner peace, inner peace... I'm... Training.
The mast is not a worthy opponent. I'm ready.
Okay.. So serious! I think I prefer the mast.
Apologies. I used to punch the ironwood trees by the palace to train. Now, I feel nothing.
That's severely cool!
Again!
[training with Tigress on the boat]
So, um, this punching ironwood trees, how long did you have to do that?
20 years.
Oh! 20... 20 years. Is there any... you know, a faster way? You know, until you'll, you know, don't feel anything?
No. Besides... [twists Po's fist, spins him in the air and lands on the floor; then smiles, watching Po's belly bounces to stop] I don't think hard style is... your thing.
Oh.
Po, why are you really out here?
I just found out that my dad... isn't really my dad.
Your dad, the goose? [Po nods; deadpan] That must have been quite a shock, and this bothers you?
Are you kidding me? We're warriors, right? Nerves of steel, souls of Platinum. Like you. So hard core, you don't feel anything!
I was…
So, what you guys talking about?
Nothing. Nothing!
Viper Po's having daddy's issues.
I'm so lucky, I don't have any problems with my dad. Maybe it's 'cause Mom ate his head before I was born. I don't know!
Viper Mantis, this isn't about you! Po is the one freaking out.
I'm not freaking out.
Po...
I'm freaking in.
Po!
What?
We're here. Gongmen city!
That must be Shen's palace, in the other side of the city.
Great! We will match in the tower, and proclaim; We are the Dragon Warrior and the Furious Five, And we are here to bring you to justice!
What are you doing? This place is crawling with wolves.
Hey! Isn't that the guy that hammered you in the face?
I do not like that guy.
We need to get to that to tower, without being spotted by those wolves.
Got it.. Stealth Mode! That noodles! Ow! Hello! Yeah, okay.. Anyway. Where was I?
Where is Po?
How can we lose a guy that big?
Guys, guys?
He-Hey, Po!
Sorry!
So, that was Stealth Mode, Huh?
To be honest, not one of my stronger modes.
This rice is raw!
Sheep
You stole of my metal pots for Lord Shen!
Either you cook my rice, or I cook you!
Po, do something!
How am I supposed to help her cook rice without getting caught? Wait.. I have a better idea!
Three, Two, One!
Hey!
Hey!
We're here to liberate the city, and bring Shen to justice.
Sheep
You will need help!
Thank you brave sheep, but it's too dangerous.. I can't let you.
Sheep
Oh.. No, not me. It's not safe to speak here.
Right!
Sheep
I'm talking about, Masters Ox and Croc! They are in Gongmen Jail, at Black Dragon alley.
What? They're still alive?! They must be in that jail gathering intelligence, hatching a plot to use their awesomeness to defeat the weapon! Okay, let's go! Thanks, sheep.
Hey! Stop that costume!
Viper Take.. That!
Now! Got you! Split up! Search everywhere!
What about over there?
Is 'there' a part of everywhere?
I.. I guess.
Then search there!
They must be close. I can feel a Kung Fu chill riding up my spine.
Viper [slides out the barrel]
Sorry, Po. It's just me.
Look! 'Gongmen Jail'!
Oh.. It's cute.
Cute? Huh?
Nice work, Po.
At the first sight of trouble, I'll give you a signal. Ka-kaw! Kee-kee!
You mean like Crane does?
Yeah!
Excuse me! When have I ever made that noise?
Master Ox! Master.. The ferocious Master Croc! And Master Storming Ox! I can't believe, I'm rescuing actual legends of Kung Fu. No, they wouldn't leave a key around here. Oh, good! You found it. Come on, you guys. Yeah! We're coming for you, Shen! Guys, are we going or not? Do you want to meet us there later? I mean, you do wanna take back your city, right?
Of course we do. But if we stand up against Shen, he will turn the weapon on the city!
Listen to your self. You're protecting Gongmen city, by not protecting Gongmen city? If we all fight together..
Then the weapon would kill everyone.
Oh, would it? Then we use, a sneak attack. We'll get inside, and then...
And then you'll be stopped! By the unstoppable weapon.
Nothing is unstoppable except for me when I'm stopping you from telling me something unstoppable. Master Ox, I'm not let you stay in this cell!
Then let's just see how you get me out!
You guys see that? It's called being awesome! Come on! Whatever happened to being heroes?
The only hero in this town is a dead one.
Like I said; You are not getting me out of this cell!
Yes! Alright. Let's go!
I get the top bunk.
It's time to surrender, panda. Kung Fu is dead!
I.. You.. You.. Kung Fu is a dea..aa.ad! Fine! You stay in your prison of fear! With bars made of hopelessness. And all you get is 3 square meals a day of shame!
With despair for dessert.
We'll take on Shen and prove to all those who hunger for justice and honor that Kung Fu still lives.
Boar Prisoner Yeah!
Oh.. You! What did you do? It's chaos up there. What happened to stopping Shen?
Yeah.
Yeah.. Guys, come on! Give me a little credit. I meant for him to get away. 'Cause.. It was a trick. There's a plot! I was thinking... of figuring out his plot.. more.
That makes no sense.
What do you mean? Sure it does.
Po, the truth! You had Shen. What happened?
What are you talking about? What're you.. I don't know, what are you talking about? Uh.. Yeah! Ahh.. He caught me off guard.
The truth! Fine. They'll keep you far from danger.
Real far.
What?
You're staying here.
Wa.. Wait! I have to go back..
You're staying here!
I'm going. And you can't stop me! Okay, I wasn't ready that time.
Viper Guys, don't.
Ready.
Look!
Viper Stay down.
I have to get to him.
Then, tell me why!
He was there. Okay? The peacock was there, the last time I saw my parents. He knows what happened. Where I came from. Who I am. Look, I'm going. I have to know. The hard core can't understand.
Viper Tigress... No!
The hard core do understand. But I can't watch my friend be killed. We're going.
Hey, maybe you can't watch me be killed?
Stop being a wimp.
And she's back.
Don't worry, kid. You're better off here.
