Master Shifu quotes from Kung Fu Panda 2 (2011)

Po, the day you were chosen as Dragon Warrior...was the worst day of my life. By far. Nothing else came close. It was the worst, most painful, mind destroying horrible moment... [Po: Okay.] ...I have ever experienced.

Po

Master Shifu! Master Shifu, what do we got? Pirates, Vandals of Volcano Mountain? Whatever it is, I will take them down! 'Cause I'm in a mood. I need to get something done. You know what I mean? Ahh... What you doing?

Shifu

One of master Oogway's final teachings. [performs the "Inner Peace" technique.]

Po

Whoa... how did you do that?

Shifu

Inner peace.

Po

Inner piece. That's cool. Inner piece of what?

Shifu

It's the next phase of your training. Every master must find his path to inner peace. Some chose to meditate for 50 years, in a cave just like this! Without the slimmest taste of food. Or water.

Po

Or...?

Shifu

Some find it in torture and suffering. As I did. Po, the day you were chosen as Dragon Warrior...was the worst day of my life. By far, nothing else came close. It was the worst, most painful, mind destroying horrible moment...

Po

Okay.

Shifu

...I have ever experienced. [shudders at the thought] But once I realized the problem was not you, but within me, I found inner peace and was able to harness the flow of the universe.

Po

So that's it? I just need inner peace? My innards are already super, super peaceful.. So, all I need to do, is just get this thing going. Inner peace, you're going down! Now show me what were you doing that with your feet. I saw just sort of fancy foot...

Tigress

Po! Bandits, approaching the Musician's village

Po

Danger! Tell those musicians to start playing some action music, because it is on! Don't worry, Shifu. I'll master inner peace, as soon as I get back.

Tigress

No snack stops this time.

Po

Snack stops! [then] Wait, you serious?

Shifu

Are you familiar with the master of Gongmen City?

Po

Master Thundering Rhino?

Shifu

Yes.

Po

Son of the legendary Flying Rhino?

Shifu

Yes.

Po

And the slayer of the 10,000 serpents in the Valley of Woe?

Shifu

He's dead.

Po

Whoa.

Crane

That's impossible! (What happened?)

Tigress

Rhino's horn defense is impervious to any technique!

Shifu

It was no technique! Lord Shen has created a weapon - one that breathes fire and spits metal! Unless he is stopped, this could mean the end of Kung Fu.

Po

But I just got Kung Fu!

Shifu

And now, you must save it! [points out with his staff] Go! Destroy this weapon and bring Lord Shen to justice!

Po

Okay, here we go, here we– [as the Five leave, he turns back to Shifu] Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait... How can I do this? I mean, how can Kung Fu stop something that stops Kung Fu?

Shifu

Remember, Dragon Warrior, anything is possible when you have inner peace.