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Po! Incoming! [Flings three cymbal discs to block the arrows]
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Man, I'm so lucky. I don't have any problems with my dad! Maybe it's 'cause Mom ate his head before I was born. I don't know.
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What are you doing? This place is crawling with wolves.
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CUTE?!
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Did you just call me little guy?!
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Fear the bug!
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Hope you like it, 'cause you can't return it!
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Honestly, guys, I never thought I'd die like this. I always thought I'd meet a nice girl, and settle down, and then she'd eat my head. So sad.