A scene from Kung Fu Panda 2 2011
Tigress

That must be Shen's palace, in the other side of the city.

Po

Great! We will match in the tower, and proclaim; We are the Dragon Warrior and the Furious Five, And we are here to bring you to justice!

Mantis

What are you doing? This place is crawling with wolves.

Crane

Hey! Isn't that the guy that hammered you in the face?

Po

I do not like that guy.

Tigress

We need to get to that to tower, without being spotted by those wolves.

Po

Got it.. Stealth Mode! That noodles! Ow! Hello! Yeah, okay.. Anyway. Where was I?

Tigress

Where is Po?

Mantis

How can we lose a guy that big?

Po

Guys, guys?

Monkey

He-Hey, Po!

Po

Sorry!

Crane

So, that was Stealth Mode, Huh?

Po

To be honest, not one of my stronger modes.

Wolf

This rice is raw!

Sheep

You stole of my metal pots for Lord Shen!

Wolf

Either you cook my rice, or I cook you!

Crane

Po, do something!

Po

How am I supposed to help her cook rice without getting caught? Wait.. I have a better idea!

Wolf

Three, Two, One!

Po

Hey!

Wolf

Hey!

Po

We're here to liberate the city, and bring Shen to justice.

Sheep

You will need help!

Po

Thank you brave sheep, but it's too dangerous.. I can't let you.

Sheep

Oh.. No, not me. It's not safe to speak here.

Po

Right!

Sheep

I'm talking about, Masters Ox and Croc! They are in Gongmen Jail, at Black Dragon alley.

Po

What? They're still alive?! They must be in that jail gathering intelligence, hatching a plot to use their awesomeness to defeat the weapon! Okay, let's go! Thanks, sheep.

Wolf Boss

Hey! Stop that costume!

Viper

Take.. That!

Wolf Boss

Now! Got you! Split up! Search everywhere!

Wolf

What about over there?

Wolf Boss

Is 'there' a part of everywhere?

Wolf

I.. I guess.

Wolf Boss

Then search there!

Po

They must be close. I can feel a Kung Fu chill riding up my spine.

Viper

[slides out the barrel]

Sorry, Po. It's just me.

Tigress

Look! 'Gongmen Jail'!

Wolf

Oh.. It's cute.

Mantis

Cute? Huh?

Tigress

Nice work, Po.

Monkey

At the first sight of trouble, I'll give you a signal. Ka-kaw! Kee-kee!

Po

You mean like Crane does?

Monkey

Yeah!

Crane

Excuse me! When have I ever made that noise?

Po

Master Ox! Master.. The ferocious Master Croc! And Master Storming Ox! I can't believe, I'm rescuing actual legends of Kung Fu. No, they wouldn't leave a key around here. Oh, good! You found it. Come on, you guys. Yeah! We're coming for you, Shen! Guys, are we going or not? Do you want to meet us there later? I mean, you do wanna take back your city, right?

Master Ox

Of course we do. But if we stand up against Shen, he will turn the weapon on the city!

Po

Listen to your self. You're protecting Gongmen city, by not protecting Gongmen city? If we all fight together..

Master Ox

Then the weapon would kill everyone.

Po

Oh, would it? Then we use, a sneak attack. We'll get inside, and then...

Master Croc

And then you'll be stopped! By the unstoppable weapon.

Po

Nothing is unstoppable except for me when I'm stopping you from telling me something unstoppable. Master Ox, I'm not let you stay in this cell!

Master Ox

Then let's just see how you get me out!

Po

You guys see that? It's called being awesome! Come on! Whatever happened to being heroes?

Master Croc

The only hero in this town is a dead one.

Master Ox

Like I said; You are not getting me out of this cell!

Po

Yes! Alright. Let's go!

Master Croc

I get the top bunk.

Master Ox

It's time to surrender, panda. Kung Fu is dead!

Po

I.. You.. You.. Kung Fu is a dea..aa.ad! Fine! You stay in your prison of fear! With bars made of hopelessness. And all you get is 3 square meals a day of shame!

Master Croc

With despair for dessert.

Po

We'll take on Shen and prove to all those who hunger for justice and honor that Kung Fu still lives.

Boar Prisoner

Yeah!

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