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Shen
Gary Oldman · 25 quotes
Po
Jack Black · 24 quotes
Tigress
Angelina Jolie · 15 quotes
Mantis
Seth Rogen · 12 quotes
Crane
David Cross · 8 quotes
Wolf Boss
Danny McBride · 8 quotes
Monkey
Jackie Chan · 7 quotes
Soothsayer
Michelle Yeoh · 7 quotes
Master Shifu
Dustin Hoffman · 4 quotes
Master Ox
Dennis Haysbert · 4 quotes
Li Shan
3 quotes
Master Croc
Jean-Claude Van Damme · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Po & Tigress (7), Shen & Wolf Boss (5), Po & Shen (4)
Kung Fu Panda 2 quotes
Page 1 of 6Vengeance is served!
Mr. Ping
Oh, Po, your story may not have such a happy beginning, but look how it turned out. You got me, you got kung fu, and you got noodles!
[first lines; narrating]
Long ago, in ancient China. The Peacocks ruled over Gongmen city. They brought great joy, and prosperity to the city. For they had invented fireworks. But their son, Lord Shen saw darker power in the fireworks. What had brought color and joy... could also bring darkness and destruction. Shen's troubled parents consulted a Soothsayer. She foretold that if Shen continued, down this dark path, he would be defeated by a warrior of black and white. The young Lord set out to change his fate. But what he did next… only sealed it. Shen returned to his parents, full of pride. But in their faces, he saw only horror. He was banned from the city forever. But Shen swore revenge. Someday, he would return, and all of China would bow at his feet.
I'll tell you what's gonna be yours - my fist in your plush, cuddly, super-soft face! [Monkey and Crane knock out his companions] ...Uh-oh. [flees]
[showing up at the boat battle with Master Croc]
Your friend there is very persuasive. [gestures to Shifu appearing in the fight]
Fire. [?; to Wolf Boss] Well, lighten...thing! [Wolf Boss: Uhhhh, did.]
Nothing stands in my way. FIRE!
[The citizens barely manage to clear the bridge before it is completely obliterated. The cannon blasts the bridge. They dodge falling debris as they run. The Furious Five reacted to Shen's act.] [to Shen; enraged]
YOU COWARD!!
It's almost done, Lord Shen. But we're running out of metal.
[After Po is injured from a flying cannonball blast, and is rescued by Soothsayer. Po then looks at Soothsayer with a mug of hot medicine] [exclaims, groans]
Yeah. Like, you could make me drink that... [Soothsayer sticks a needle in his forehead, making his eyes bulge and his mouth pop wide open, tosses the hot medicine in his mouth and yanks the needle, making him swallow] Ew! [coughs]
If I wanted you dead, I would have left you in that river.
So you can fulfill your destiny.
What are you talking about? Where am I? [notices that they are among the burned remains of a small panda village] What is this place?
I am surprised that you remember so little...but then, you were so little when it happened. [Po suddenly hears screaming inside his head and cries out in pain. He crawls towards the edge of the house ruin. gazes at him] Perhaps you do remember.
What? It's just a stupid nightmare.
Nightmare...or memory?
[Shen emerges from the smoke on a walkway just above Po. Po spots the eye emblem on his tail feathers again and shields his eyes, barely resisting another flashback.] [angrily]
Tell me what happened that night!
That night!
Ahh. That night.
Yes! [falters] We're talking about the same night, right?
Yes, I was there. Yes, I watched as your parents abandoned you; it's a terrible thing. I believe it went something like THIS! [starts to fight with Po]
Oh.. You! What did you do? It's chaos up there. What happened to stopping Shen?
Yeah.
Yeah.. Guys, come on! Give me a little credit. I meant for him to get away. 'Cause.. It was a trick. There's a plot! I was thinking... of figuring out his plot.. more.
That makes no sense.
What do you mean? Sure it does.
Po, the truth! You had Shen. What happened?
What are you talking about? What're you.. I don't know, what are you talking about? Uh.. Yeah! Ahh.. He caught me off guard.
The truth! Fine. They'll keep you far from danger.
Real far.
What?
You're staying here.
Wa.. Wait! I have to go back..
You're staying here!
I'm going. And you can't stop me! Okay, I wasn't ready that time.
Guys, don't.
Ready.
Look!
Stay down.
I have to get to him.
Then, tell me why!
He was there. Okay? The peacock was there, the last time I saw my parents. He knows what happened. Where I came from. Who I am. Look, I'm going. I have to know. The hard core can't understand.
Tigress... No!
The hard core do understand. But I can't watch my friend be killed. We're going.
Hey, maybe you can't watch me be killed?
Stop being a wimp.
And she's back.
Don't worry, kid. You're better off here.