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Shen: Greetings, panda. At last we meet. No. No, no, no.. We meet at last! Yes! That's it! Greetings, panda. We meet at..
Soothsayer: You are afraid for a reason.
Shen: I'm not afraid. He's coming to me in chains. If anyone should be afraid it's--
Soothsayer: You! [moves to Shen's robes]
Shen: Don't even think about it.
Soothsayer: You are afraid for a reason.
Shen: I'm not afraid. He's coming to me in chains. If anyone should be afraid it's--
Soothsayer: You! [moves to Shen's robes]
Shen: Don't even think about it.
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Shen: My father's throne. He used to let me play here, beside him. Promising with someday this throne would be mine. A little to the left.
Wolf Boss: But it's so heavy, Master.
Shen: Every thing must be exactly how I envisioned it, and I envisioned it a little to the left. Perfect! With the weapon, by my si.. A little bit more. With the weapon, by my side, all China will bow before me! We move out in 3 days, when the moon is full and the tide is high. Well, Soothsayer, why don't you tell me my...?
Soothsayer: Fortune?
Shen: Future. I was going to say future. Look into your bowl and tell me what glory awaits.
Soothsayer: [peers into her bowl] If you continue on your current path, you will find yourself... at the bottom of the stairs.
[Shen looks down and is annoyed to see he has indeed reached the bottom of the stairs leading to his throne.]
Soothsayer: [still looking] I see... I see... [Shen comes closer] I see... pain.
[She plucks out one of his feathers.]
Shen: OW!
Soothsayer: And anger.
[She chews on the hem of his robe.]
Shen: How dare you! This is the finest silk in the province!
Soothsayer: Followed by denial.
Shen: This is not fortune-telling! You're just saying what's happening right...!
Soothsayer: Now? The most important time is now. But if you really want to see the future...
Shen: What do you see?
[The Soothsayer burns a powder in a dish, creating a vision in swirling smoke.]
Soothsayer: A pea****... is defeated by a warrior, of black and white. Nothing has changed.
[Shen throws a dagger, shattering the dish.]
Shen: [laughs] That's impossible, and you know it.
Soothsayer: It is not impossible, and he knows it.
Shen: Who?
Wolf Boss: [running in] Lord Shen! I saw a panda!
Shen: A panda!? [knocks him to the ground, gripping him by the throat]
Wolf Boss: [nervously] A Kung Fu warrior. He fought like a demon! Big and furry, soft and squishy... uh, kinda plush and cuddly...
Shen: There are no more pandas.
Soothsayer: [taps the Boss's missing eye] Even with his poor eyesight, he can see the truth. Why is it that you cannot?
Shen: [to the Wolf Boss, angrily] Find this panda, and bring him to me! (pushes him away)
Wolf Boss: Yes, sir! [hurries away downstairs]
Shen: [chuckles] So, one panda lives. That does not make you right!
Soothsayer: You're right. Being right makes me right.
Shen: Then I will kill him, and make you wrong! [turns and sees her chewing the hem of his robe again] WILL YOU STOP THAT?!
Wolf Boss: But it's so heavy, Master.
Shen: Every thing must be exactly how I envisioned it, and I envisioned it a little to the left. Perfect! With the weapon, by my si.. A little bit more. With the weapon, by my side, all China will bow before me! We move out in 3 days, when the moon is full and the tide is high. Well, Soothsayer, why don't you tell me my...?
Soothsayer: Fortune?
Shen: Future. I was going to say future. Look into your bowl and tell me what glory awaits.
Soothsayer: [peers into her bowl] If you continue on your current path, you will find yourself... at the bottom of the stairs.
[Shen looks down and is annoyed to see he has indeed reached the bottom of the stairs leading to his throne.]
Soothsayer: [still looking] I see... I see... [Shen comes closer] I see... pain.
[She plucks out one of his feathers.]
Shen: OW!
Soothsayer: And anger.
[She chews on the hem of his robe.]
Shen: How dare you! This is the finest silk in the province!
Soothsayer: Followed by denial.
Shen: This is not fortune-telling! You're just saying what's happening right...!
Soothsayer: Now? The most important time is now. But if you really want to see the future...
Shen: What do you see?
[The Soothsayer burns a powder in a dish, creating a vision in swirling smoke.]
Soothsayer: A pea****... is defeated by a warrior, of black and white. Nothing has changed.
[Shen throws a dagger, shattering the dish.]
Shen: [laughs] That's impossible, and you know it.
Soothsayer: It is not impossible, and he knows it.
Shen: Who?
Wolf Boss: [running in] Lord Shen! I saw a panda!
Shen: A panda!? [knocks him to the ground, gripping him by the throat]
Wolf Boss: [nervously] A Kung Fu warrior. He fought like a demon! Big and furry, soft and squishy... uh, kinda plush and cuddly...
Shen: There are no more pandas.
Soothsayer: [taps the Boss's missing eye] Even with his poor eyesight, he can see the truth. Why is it that you cannot?
Shen: [to the Wolf Boss, angrily] Find this panda, and bring him to me! (pushes him away)
Wolf Boss: Yes, sir! [hurries away downstairs]
Shen: [chuckles] So, one panda lives. That does not make you right!
Soothsayer: You're right. Being right makes me right.
Shen: Then I will kill him, and make you wrong! [turns and sees her chewing the hem of his robe again] WILL YOU STOP THAT?!
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Shen: Oh, you want to know so badly? You think knowing will heal you, eh? Fill some... crater in your soul? Well, here's your answer: your parents didn't love you, but here... let me heal you. [jumps back to reveal a cannon aimed at Po, and lights the fuse. Po raises a wok as a flimsy shield, and the cannon blasts him back and out of the factory]
Tigress: NO!
Tigress: NO!
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Shen: Why aren't we firing?!
Wolf Boss: They're taking out our gunners, sir! They're getting close!
[Shen sees Po marching at him]
Shen: Fire! FIRE AT THEM!
Wolf Boss: But, sir, we'll kill our own!
Shen: [shouting] I SAID FIRE AT THEM! FIRE!
[Po keeps fighting the wolves, Wolf Boss looks at Shen then flings down his torch]
Wolf Boss: [last words before his death; defiantly] No.
[Shen kills Wolf Boss with one of his knifes]
[After Po destroys Shen's weapons]
Shen: [trying to catch his breath] H-- how did you... how did you do it?
Po: [shrugs] You know, you just keep your elbows up and keep the shoulders loose--
Shen: Not that! How did you find peace? I took away your parents, everything! I-I-- I scarred you for life!
Po: See, that's the thing, Shen. Scars heal.
Shen: No, they don't. Wounds heal.
Po: Oh, yeah. What do scars do? They fade, I guess?
Shen: I don't (know or) care what scars do.
Po: You should, Shen. You gotta let go of that stuff from the past, 'cause it just doesn't matter! The only thing that matters is what you choose to be now.
Shen: [last words before his death] You're right. Then I choose this!
[A duel ensues between them, lasting until Shen is crushed to death by his own cannon; Po is flung off the boat and into the water. Everyone watches worriedly; Po emerges]
Po: Whew... [looks at the dock next to him]
Tigress: [appears and helps him up] That... was pretty hardcore.
Wolf Boss: They're taking out our gunners, sir! They're getting close!
[Shen sees Po marching at him]
Shen: Fire! FIRE AT THEM!
Wolf Boss: But, sir, we'll kill our own!
Shen: [shouting] I SAID FIRE AT THEM! FIRE!
[Po keeps fighting the wolves, Wolf Boss looks at Shen then flings down his torch]
Wolf Boss: [last words before his death; defiantly] No.
[Shen kills Wolf Boss with one of his knifes]
[After Po destroys Shen's weapons]
Shen: [trying to catch his breath] H-- how did you... how did you do it?
Po: [shrugs] You know, you just keep your elbows up and keep the shoulders loose--
Shen: Not that! How did you find peace? I took away your parents, everything! I-I-- I scarred you for life!
Po: See, that's the thing, Shen. Scars heal.
Shen: No, they don't. Wounds heal.
Po: Oh, yeah. What do scars do? They fade, I guess?
Shen: I don't (know or) care what scars do.
Po: You should, Shen. You gotta let go of that stuff from the past, 'cause it just doesn't matter! The only thing that matters is what you choose to be now.
Shen: [last words before his death] You're right. Then I choose this!
[A duel ensues between them, lasting until Shen is crushed to death by his own cannon; Po is flung off the boat and into the water. Everyone watches worriedly; Po emerges]
Po: Whew... [looks at the dock next to him]
Tigress: [appears and helps him up] That... was pretty hardcore.
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Shifu: [to Po and the Furious Five, reading from a scroll] Are you familiar with the master of Gongmen City?
Po: Master Thundering Rhino?
Shifu: Yes.
Po: Son of the legendary Flying Rhino?
Shifu: [hands Po the scroll] Yes.
Po: And the slayer of the 10,000 serpents in the Valley of Woe?
Shifu: [sadly] He's dead.
[Po and the Five look at the scroll in horror]
Po: (What?) Whoa.
Crane: That's impossible! (What happened?)
Tigress: Rhino's horn defense is impervious to any technique!
Shifu: It was no technique! Lord Shen has created a weapon - one that breathes fire and spits metal! Unless he is stopped, this could mean the end of Kung Fu.
Po: But I just got Kung Fu!
Shifu: And now, you must save it! [points out with his staff] Go! Destroy this weapon and bring Lord Shen to justice!
Po: [starts running with the Five] Okay, here we go, here we– [as the Five leave, he turns back to Shifu] Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait... How can I do this? I mean, how can Kung Fu stop something that stops Kung Fu?
Shifu: Remember, Dragon Warrior, anything is possible when you have inner peace.
Po: Master Thundering Rhino?
Shifu: Yes.
Po: Son of the legendary Flying Rhino?
Shifu: [hands Po the scroll] Yes.
Po: And the slayer of the 10,000 serpents in the Valley of Woe?
Shifu: [sadly] He's dead.
[Po and the Five look at the scroll in horror]
Po: (What?) Whoa.
Crane: That's impossible! (What happened?)
Tigress: Rhino's horn defense is impervious to any technique!
Shifu: It was no technique! Lord Shen has created a weapon - one that breathes fire and spits metal! Unless he is stopped, this could mean the end of Kung Fu.
Po: But I just got Kung Fu!
Shifu: And now, you must save it! [points out with his staff] Go! Destroy this weapon and bring Lord Shen to justice!
Po: [starts running with the Five] Okay, here we go, here we– [as the Five leave, he turns back to Shifu] Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait... How can I do this? I mean, how can Kung Fu stop something that stops Kung Fu?
Shifu: Remember, Dragon Warrior, anything is possible when you have inner peace.
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Soothsayer: Your story may not have such a happy beginning, but that doesn't make you who you are. It is the rest of your story, who you choose to be.
[Realizing the truth in her words, Po remembers all the happy times he's had with his loved ones]
Soothsayer: So, who are you, panda?
Po: [slowly stands up] I am Po... and I'm gonna need a hat.
[Realizing the truth in her words, Po remembers all the happy times he's had with his loved ones]
Soothsayer: So, who are you, panda?
Po: [slowly stands up] I am Po... and I'm gonna need a hat.
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Tigress: That must be Shen's palace, in the other side of the city.
Po: Great! We will match in the tower, and proclaim; We are the Dragon Warrior and the Furious Five, And we are here to bring you to justice!
Mantis: What are you doing? This place is crawling with wolves.
Crane: Hey! Isn't that the guy that hammered you in the face?
Po: I do not like that guy.
Tigress: We need to get to that to tower, without being spotted by those wolves.
Po: Got it.. Stealth Mode! That noodles! Ow! Hello! Yeah, okay.. Anyway. Where was I?
Tigress: Where is Po?
Mantis: How can we lose a guy that big?
Po: Guys, guys?
Monkey: He-Hey, Po!
Po: Sorry!
Crane: So, that was Stealth Mode, Huh?
Po: To be honest, not one of my stronger modes.
Wolf: This rice is raw!
Sheep: You stole of my metal pots for Lord Shen!
Wolf: Either you cook my rice, or I cook you!
Crane: Po, do something!
Po: How am I supposed to help her cook rice without getting caught? Wait.. I have a better idea!
Wolf: Three, Two, One!
Po: Hey!
Wolf: Hey!
Po: We're here to liberate the city, and bring Shen to justice.
Sheep: You will need help!
Po: Thank you brave sheep, but it's too dangerous.. I can't let you.
Sheep: Oh.. No, not me. It's not safe to speak here.
Po: Right!
Sheep: I'm talking about, Masters Ox and Croc! They are in Gongmen Jail, at Black Dragon alley.
Po: What? They're still alive?! They must be in that jail gathering intelligence, hatching a plot to use their awesomeness to defeat the weapon! Okay, let's go! Thanks, sheep.
Wolf Boss: Hey! Stop that costume!
Viper: Take.. That!
Wolf Boss: Now! Got you! Split up! Search everywhere!
Wolf: What about over there?
Wolf Boss: Is 'there' a part of everywhere?
Wolf: I.. I guess.
Wolf Boss: Then search there!
Po: They must be close. I can feel a Kung Fu chill riding up my spine.
Viper: [slides out the barrel] Sorry, Po. It's just me.
Tigress: Look! 'Gongmen Jail'!
Wolf: Oh.. It's cute.
Mantis: Cute? Huh?
Tigress: Nice work, Po.
Monkey: At the first sight of trouble, I'll give you a signal. Ka-kaw! Kee-kee!
Po: You mean like Crane does?
Monkey: Yeah!
Crane: Excuse me! When have I ever made that noise?
Po: Master Ox! Master.. The ferocious Master Croc! And Master Storming Ox! I can't believe, I'm rescuing actual legends of Kung Fu. No, they wouldn't leave a key around here. Oh, good! You found it. Come on, you guys. Yeah! We're coming for you, Shen! Guys, are we going or not? Do you want to meet us there later? I mean, you do wanna take back your city, right?
Master Ox: Of course we do. But if we stand up against Shen, he will turn the weapon on the city!
Po: Listen to your self. You're protecting Gongmen city, by not protecting Gongmen city? If we all fight together..
Master Ox: Then the weapon would kill everyone.
Po: Oh, would it? Then we use, a sneak attack. We'll get inside, and then...
Master Croc: And then you'll be stopped! By the unstoppable weapon.
Po: Nothing is unstoppable except for me when I'm stopping you from telling me something unstoppable. Master Ox, I'm not let you stay in this cell!
Master Ox: Then let's just see how you get me out!
Po: You guys see that? It's called being awesome! Come on! Whatever happened to being heroes?
Master Croc: The only hero in this town is a dead one.
Master Ox: Like I said; You are not getting me out of this cell!
Po: Yes! Alright. Let's go!
Master Croc: I get the top bunk.
Master Ox: It's time to surrender, panda. Kung Fu is dead!
Po: I.. You.. You.. Kung Fu is a dea..aa.ad! Fine! You stay in your prison of fear! With bars made of hopelessness. And all you get is 3 square meals a day of shame!
Master Croc: With despair for dessert.
Po: We'll take on Shen and prove to all those who hunger for justice and honor that Kung Fu still lives.
Boar Prisoner: Yeah!
Po: Great! We will match in the tower, and proclaim; We are the Dragon Warrior and the Furious Five, And we are here to bring you to justice!
Mantis: What are you doing? This place is crawling with wolves.
Crane: Hey! Isn't that the guy that hammered you in the face?
Po: I do not like that guy.
Tigress: We need to get to that to tower, without being spotted by those wolves.
Po: Got it.. Stealth Mode! That noodles! Ow! Hello! Yeah, okay.. Anyway. Where was I?
Tigress: Where is Po?
Mantis: How can we lose a guy that big?
Po: Guys, guys?
Monkey: He-Hey, Po!
Po: Sorry!
Crane: So, that was Stealth Mode, Huh?
Po: To be honest, not one of my stronger modes.
Wolf: This rice is raw!
Sheep: You stole of my metal pots for Lord Shen!
Wolf: Either you cook my rice, or I cook you!
Crane: Po, do something!
Po: How am I supposed to help her cook rice without getting caught? Wait.. I have a better idea!
Wolf: Three, Two, One!
Po: Hey!
Wolf: Hey!
Po: We're here to liberate the city, and bring Shen to justice.
Sheep: You will need help!
Po: Thank you brave sheep, but it's too dangerous.. I can't let you.
Sheep: Oh.. No, not me. It's not safe to speak here.
Po: Right!
Sheep: I'm talking about, Masters Ox and Croc! They are in Gongmen Jail, at Black Dragon alley.
Po: What? They're still alive?! They must be in that jail gathering intelligence, hatching a plot to use their awesomeness to defeat the weapon! Okay, let's go! Thanks, sheep.
Wolf Boss: Hey! Stop that costume!
Viper: Take.. That!
Wolf Boss: Now! Got you! Split up! Search everywhere!
Wolf: What about over there?
Wolf Boss: Is 'there' a part of everywhere?
Wolf: I.. I guess.
Wolf Boss: Then search there!
Po: They must be close. I can feel a Kung Fu chill riding up my spine.
Viper: [slides out the barrel] Sorry, Po. It's just me.
Tigress: Look! 'Gongmen Jail'!
Wolf: Oh.. It's cute.
Mantis: Cute? Huh?
Tigress: Nice work, Po.
Monkey: At the first sight of trouble, I'll give you a signal. Ka-kaw! Kee-kee!
Po: You mean like Crane does?
Monkey: Yeah!
Crane: Excuse me! When have I ever made that noise?
Po: Master Ox! Master.. The ferocious Master Croc! And Master Storming Ox! I can't believe, I'm rescuing actual legends of Kung Fu. No, they wouldn't leave a key around here. Oh, good! You found it. Come on, you guys. Yeah! We're coming for you, Shen! Guys, are we going or not? Do you want to meet us there later? I mean, you do wanna take back your city, right?
Master Ox: Of course we do. But if we stand up against Shen, he will turn the weapon on the city!
Po: Listen to your self. You're protecting Gongmen city, by not protecting Gongmen city? If we all fight together..
Master Ox: Then the weapon would kill everyone.
Po: Oh, would it? Then we use, a sneak attack. We'll get inside, and then...
Master Croc: And then you'll be stopped! By the unstoppable weapon.
Po: Nothing is unstoppable except for me when I'm stopping you from telling me something unstoppable. Master Ox, I'm not let you stay in this cell!
Master Ox: Then let's just see how you get me out!
Po: You guys see that? It's called being awesome! Come on! Whatever happened to being heroes?
Master Croc: The only hero in this town is a dead one.
Master Ox: Like I said; You are not getting me out of this cell!
Po: Yes! Alright. Let's go!
Master Croc: I get the top bunk.
Master Ox: It's time to surrender, panda. Kung Fu is dead!
Po: I.. You.. You.. Kung Fu is a dea..aa.ad! Fine! You stay in your prison of fear! With bars made of hopelessness. And all you get is 3 square meals a day of shame!
Master Croc: With despair for dessert.
Po: We'll take on Shen and prove to all those who hunger for justice and honor that Kung Fu still lives.
Boar Prisoner: Yeah!
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Wolf Boss: Is that all you got? 'Cause it feels like I'm fighting a big old fluffy cloud!
Po: Well, this cloud is about to bring the thunder! Why are there.. so.. many.. signs? Come here! Alaka-squasho! Yes! Taste of the defeat. Let me tell you something.. Next time you miss with a panda, you better bring a whole...
Wolf Boss: Guess nobody told you, if you mess with the wolf, you get the fangs. I've hit you twice.. what are you gonna do now?
Po: We surrender!
Crane: You could chain my body but you will never chain my.. warrior spirit.
Po: They don't forget the little guy!
Mantis: Did you just called me..
Tigress: Po, what are you doing?
Po: Trust me, I gotta a... pla..ww! No way! Eight point acupressure cuffs! Just like the one that held Tai Lung, the more you move the tighter they get.. These are the best cuffs.
Po: Well, this cloud is about to bring the thunder! Why are there.. so.. many.. signs? Come here! Alaka-squasho! Yes! Taste of the defeat. Let me tell you something.. Next time you miss with a panda, you better bring a whole...
Wolf Boss: Guess nobody told you, if you mess with the wolf, you get the fangs. I've hit you twice.. what are you gonna do now?
Po: We surrender!
Crane: You could chain my body but you will never chain my.. warrior spirit.
Po: They don't forget the little guy!
Mantis: Did you just called me..
Tigress: Po, what are you doing?
Po: Trust me, I gotta a... pla..ww! No way! Eight point acupressure cuffs! Just like the one that held Tai Lung, the more you move the tighter they get.. These are the best cuffs.
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[Last line; in a location far from the Valley of Peace, a large circular shape is sitting in a shrine. It gets up and is revealed to be a male panda]
Li Shan: My son is alive. [steps out of the shrine and looks down upon a small farming village, which is populated by pandas just like himself. The pandas below catch his gaze]
Li Shan: My son is alive. [steps out of the shrine and looks down upon a small farming village, which is populated by pandas just like himself. The pandas below catch his gaze]
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[Soothsayer: Goodbye, Shen. I wish you happiness] Happiness must be taken, and I will take mine.
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[as the tower starts to collapse] Goodbye!
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[From a deleted scene] You guys, did you see that? I just was like, WA-TIIIIIEEEEEE!!! Yeah! [Tigress faceplams]
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[last words before his death] You're right. Then I choose this!
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[referring to Po] How many times do I have to kill the same stinking panda?!
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[slow motion] I LOVE YOU GUYS!!!