Kung Fu Panda 2 2011 quotes, page 3

84 quotes · 13 characters
Kung Fu Panda 2 (2011) poster
Characters
Shen Gary Oldman · 25 quotes
Po Jack Black · 24 quotes
Tigress Angelina Jolie · 15 quotes
Mantis Seth Rogen · 12 quotes
Viper Lucy Liu · 9 quotes
Crane David Cross · 8 quotes
Wolf Boss Danny McBride · 8 quotes
Monkey Jackie Chan · 7 quotes
Soothsayer Michelle Yeoh · 7 quotes
Li Shan 3 quotes

Most scenes together: Po & Tigress (7), Shen & Wolf Boss (5), Po & Shen (4)

Kung Fu Panda 2 quotes

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Is that all you got? 'Cause it feels like I'm fighting a big old fluffy cloud!

Po

Well, this cloud is about to bring the thunder! Why are there.. so.. many.. signs? Come here! Alaka-squasho! Yes! Taste of the defeat. Let me tell you something.. Next time you miss with a panda, you better bring a whole...

Guess nobody told you, if you mess with the wolf, you get the fangs. I've hit you twice.. what are you gonna do now?

Po

We surrender!

Crane

You could chain my body but you will never chain my.. warrior spirit.

Po

They don't forget the little guy!

Did you just called me..

Po, what are you doing?

Po

Trust me, I gotta a... pla..ww! No way! Eight point acupressure cuffs! Just like the one that held Tai Lung, the more you move the tighter they get.. These are the best cuffs.

Li Shan
[Last line; in a location far from the Valley of Peace, a large circular shape is sitting in a shrine. It gets up and is revealed to be a male panda]

My son is alive. [steps out of the shrine and looks down upon a small farming village, which is populated by pandas just like himself. The pandas below catch his gaze]

[Soothsayer: Goodbye, Shen. I wish you happiness]

Happiness must be taken, and I will take mine.

Po
[From a deleted scene]

You guys, did you see that? I just was like, WA-TIIIIIEEEEEE!!! Yeah! [Tigress faceplams]

[referring to Po]

How many times do I have to kill the same stinking panda?!

[threatningly pointing his blade at Po]

The only reason you are still alive is that I find your stupidity mildly amusing.

[to Boss Wolf]

Search the farthest villages! Find more metal! China will be mine!

[to Master Ox and Croc]

You stay in your prison of fear, with bars made of hopelessness... and all you get are three square meals a day of... shame! [Croc: ...With despair for desert.] We'll take on Shen, and prove to all those who are hungry for justice... and honor... that kung fu still lives!

[to the Soothsayer when she eyes his robes]

Don't even think about it.