Dennis Haysbert movie quotes
18 quotes from 4 movies
Major League (1989) as Pedro
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Pedro Cerrano: I stuck up for you Jobu. You no help me now...I say **** you Jobu. I do it myself.
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Pedro Cerrano: Hats for bats, keep bats warm.
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Pedro Cerrano: I'm pissed off now, Jobu... I go to you. I stick up for you. And you no help me now... I say **** YOU, Jobu. I do it myself.
Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers (2022) as Zipper
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Dale, old chum. The sight of you lights my heart aglow.
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Chip: No way. Is that...?
Gadget: Wow, those ears are huge.
Monty: Gadget, Zipper! I must be dreaming.
Dale: Can you believe it? All the Rescue Rangers together.
Chip: It has been a long time. It's really good to see you guys.
Zipper: It is wonderful to see you all.
Gadget: Wow, those ears are huge.
Monty: Gadget, Zipper! I must be dreaming.
Dale: Can you believe it? All the Rescue Rangers together.
Chip: It has been a long time. It's really good to see you guys.
Zipper: It is wonderful to see you all.
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Zipper: Ah, there it is. The foreboding fortress on the horizon.
Gadget: Oh, I love it when you talk fancy, honey.
Zipper: Thank you, my love.
Dale: Aw.
Gadget: Looks like the only way in is through that exhaust pipe.
Dale: [using a firework] Okay, good. Try to line me up with it.
Zipper: Are you sure you wanna do this, Dale?
Dale: As sure as I've ever been.
Gadget: But you're, like, known for constantly making terrible decisions.
Dale: I know, right?
Zipper: [lights a match] Rescue Rangers, away.
Gadget: Oh, I love it when you talk fancy, honey.
Zipper: Thank you, my love.
Dale: Aw.
Gadget: Looks like the only way in is through that exhaust pipe.
Dale: [using a firework] Okay, good. Try to line me up with it.
Zipper: Are you sure you wanna do this, Dale?
Dale: As sure as I've ever been.
Gadget: But you're, like, known for constantly making terrible decisions.
Dale: I know, right?
Zipper: [lights a match] Rescue Rangers, away.
Kung Fu Panda 2 (2011) as Master Ox
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Master Ox: [showing up at the boat battle with Master Croc] Your friend there is very persuasive. [gestures to Shifu appearing in the fight]
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Tigress: That must be Shen's palace, in the other side of the city.
Po: Great! We will match in the tower, and proclaim; We are the Dragon Warrior and the Furious Five, And we are here to bring you to justice!
Mantis: What are you doing? This place is crawling with wolves.
Crane: Hey! Isn't that the guy that hammered you in the face?
Po: I do not like that guy.
Tigress: We need to get to that to tower, without being spotted by those wolves.
Po: Got it.. Stealth Mode! That noodles! Ow! Hello! Yeah, okay.. Anyway. Where was I?
Tigress: Where is Po?
Mantis: How can we lose a guy that big?
Po: Guys, guys?
Monkey: He-Hey, Po!
Po: Sorry!
Crane: So, that was Stealth Mode, Huh?
Po: To be honest, not one of my stronger modes.
Wolf: This rice is raw!
Sheep: You stole of my metal pots for Lord Shen!
Wolf: Either you cook my rice, or I cook you!
Crane: Po, do something!
Po: How am I supposed to help her cook rice without getting caught? Wait.. I have a better idea!
Wolf: Three, Two, One!
Po: Hey!
Wolf: Hey!
Po: We're here to liberate the city, and bring Shen to justice.
Sheep: You will need help!
Po: Thank you brave sheep, but it's too dangerous.. I can't let you.
Sheep: Oh.. No, not me. It's not safe to speak here.
Po: Right!
Sheep: I'm talking about, Masters Ox and Croc! They are in Gongmen Jail, at Black Dragon alley.
Po: What? They're still alive?! They must be in that jail gathering intelligence, hatching a plot to use their awesomeness to defeat the weapon! Okay, let's go! Thanks, sheep.
Wolf Boss: Hey! Stop that costume!
Viper: Take.. That!
Wolf Boss: Now! Got you! Split up! Search everywhere!
Wolf: What about over there?
Wolf Boss: Is 'there' a part of everywhere?
Wolf: I.. I guess.
Wolf Boss: Then search there!
Po: They must be close. I can feel a Kung Fu chill riding up my spine.
Viper: [slides out the barrel] Sorry, Po. It's just me.
Tigress: Look! 'Gongmen Jail'!
Wolf: Oh.. It's cute.
Mantis: Cute? Huh?
Tigress: Nice work, Po.
Monkey: At the first sight of trouble, I'll give you a signal. Ka-kaw! Kee-kee!
Po: You mean like Crane does?
Monkey: Yeah!
Crane: Excuse me! When have I ever made that noise?
Po: Master Ox! Master.. The ferocious Master Croc! And Master Storming Ox! I can't believe, I'm rescuing actual legends of Kung Fu. No, they wouldn't leave a key around here. Oh, good! You found it. Come on, you guys. Yeah! We're coming for you, Shen! Guys, are we going or not? Do you want to meet us there later? I mean, you do wanna take back your city, right?
Master Ox: Of course we do. But if we stand up against Shen, he will turn the weapon on the city!
Po: Listen to your self. You're protecting Gongmen city, by not protecting Gongmen city? If we all fight together..
Master Ox: Then the weapon would kill everyone.
Po: Oh, would it? Then we use, a sneak attack. We'll get inside, and then...
Master Croc: And then you'll be stopped! By the unstoppable weapon.
Po: Nothing is unstoppable except for me when I'm stopping you from telling me something unstoppable. Master Ox, I'm not let you stay in this cell!
Master Ox: Then let's just see how you get me out!
Po: You guys see that? It's called being awesome! Come on! Whatever happened to being heroes?
Master Croc: The only hero in this town is a dead one.
Master Ox: Like I said; You are not getting me out of this cell!
Po: Yes! Alright. Let's go!
Master Croc: I get the top bunk.
Master Ox: It's time to surrender, panda. Kung Fu is dead!
Po: I.. You.. You.. Kung Fu is a dea..aa.ad! Fine! You stay in your prison of fear! With bars made of hopelessness. And all you get is 3 square meals a day of shame!
Master Croc: With despair for dessert.
Po: We'll take on Shen and prove to all those who hunger for justice and honor that Kung Fu still lives.
Boar Prisoner: Yeah!
Po: Great! We will match in the tower, and proclaim; We are the Dragon Warrior and the Furious Five, And we are here to bring you to justice!
Mantis: What are you doing? This place is crawling with wolves.
Crane: Hey! Isn't that the guy that hammered you in the face?
Po: I do not like that guy.
Tigress: We need to get to that to tower, without being spotted by those wolves.
Po: Got it.. Stealth Mode! That noodles! Ow! Hello! Yeah, okay.. Anyway. Where was I?
Tigress: Where is Po?
Mantis: How can we lose a guy that big?
Po: Guys, guys?
Monkey: He-Hey, Po!
Po: Sorry!
Crane: So, that was Stealth Mode, Huh?
Po: To be honest, not one of my stronger modes.
Wolf: This rice is raw!
Sheep: You stole of my metal pots for Lord Shen!
Wolf: Either you cook my rice, or I cook you!
Crane: Po, do something!
Po: How am I supposed to help her cook rice without getting caught? Wait.. I have a better idea!
Wolf: Three, Two, One!
Po: Hey!
Wolf: Hey!
Po: We're here to liberate the city, and bring Shen to justice.
Sheep: You will need help!
Po: Thank you brave sheep, but it's too dangerous.. I can't let you.
Sheep: Oh.. No, not me. It's not safe to speak here.
Po: Right!
Sheep: I'm talking about, Masters Ox and Croc! They are in Gongmen Jail, at Black Dragon alley.
Po: What? They're still alive?! They must be in that jail gathering intelligence, hatching a plot to use their awesomeness to defeat the weapon! Okay, let's go! Thanks, sheep.
Wolf Boss: Hey! Stop that costume!
Viper: Take.. That!
Wolf Boss: Now! Got you! Split up! Search everywhere!
Wolf: What about over there?
Wolf Boss: Is 'there' a part of everywhere?
Wolf: I.. I guess.
Wolf Boss: Then search there!
Po: They must be close. I can feel a Kung Fu chill riding up my spine.
Viper: [slides out the barrel] Sorry, Po. It's just me.
Tigress: Look! 'Gongmen Jail'!
Wolf: Oh.. It's cute.
Mantis: Cute? Huh?
Tigress: Nice work, Po.
Monkey: At the first sight of trouble, I'll give you a signal. Ka-kaw! Kee-kee!
Po: You mean like Crane does?
Monkey: Yeah!
Crane: Excuse me! When have I ever made that noise?
Po: Master Ox! Master.. The ferocious Master Croc! And Master Storming Ox! I can't believe, I'm rescuing actual legends of Kung Fu. No, they wouldn't leave a key around here. Oh, good! You found it. Come on, you guys. Yeah! We're coming for you, Shen! Guys, are we going or not? Do you want to meet us there later? I mean, you do wanna take back your city, right?
Master Ox: Of course we do. But if we stand up against Shen, he will turn the weapon on the city!
Po: Listen to your self. You're protecting Gongmen city, by not protecting Gongmen city? If we all fight together..
Master Ox: Then the weapon would kill everyone.
Po: Oh, would it? Then we use, a sneak attack. We'll get inside, and then...
Master Croc: And then you'll be stopped! By the unstoppable weapon.
Po: Nothing is unstoppable except for me when I'm stopping you from telling me something unstoppable. Master Ox, I'm not let you stay in this cell!
Master Ox: Then let's just see how you get me out!
Po: You guys see that? It's called being awesome! Come on! Whatever happened to being heroes?
Master Croc: The only hero in this town is a dead one.
Master Ox: Like I said; You are not getting me out of this cell!
Po: Yes! Alright. Let's go!
Master Croc: I get the top bunk.
Master Ox: It's time to surrender, panda. Kung Fu is dead!
Po: I.. You.. You.. Kung Fu is a dea..aa.ad! Fine! You stay in your prison of fear! With bars made of hopelessness. And all you get is 3 square meals a day of shame!
Master Croc: With despair for dessert.
Po: We'll take on Shen and prove to all those who hunger for justice and honor that Kung Fu still lives.
Boar Prisoner: Yeah!
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Master Ox: Oh.. You! What did you do? It's chaos up there. What happened to stopping Shen?
Monkey: Yeah.
Po: Yeah.. Guys, come on! Give me a little credit. I meant for him to get away. 'Cause.. It was a trick. There's a plot! I was thinking... of figuring out his plot.. more.
Mantis: That makes no sense.
Po: What do you mean? Sure it does.
Tigress: Po, the truth! You had Shen. What happened?
Po: What are you talking about? What're you.. I don't know, what are you talking about? Uh.. Yeah! Ahh.. He caught me off guard.
Tigress: The truth! Fine. They'll keep you far from danger.
Master Croc: Real far.
Po: What?
Tigress: You're staying here.
Po: Wa.. Wait! I have to go back..
Tigress: You're staying here!
Po: I'm going. And you can't stop me! Okay, I wasn't ready that time.
Viper: Guys, don't.
Tigress: Ready.
Po: Look!
Viper: Stay down.
Po: I have to get to him.
Tigress: Then, tell me why!
Po: He was there. Okay? The peacock was there, the last time I saw my parents. He knows what happened. Where I came from. Who I am. Look, I'm going. I have to know. The hard core can't understand.
Viper: Tigress... No!
Tigress: The hard core do understand. But I can't watch my friend be killed. We're going.
Crane: Hey, maybe you can't watch me be killed?
Tigress: Stop being a wimp.
Monkey: And she's back.
Master Ox: Don't worry, kid. You're better off here.
Monkey: Yeah.
Po: Yeah.. Guys, come on! Give me a little credit. I meant for him to get away. 'Cause.. It was a trick. There's a plot! I was thinking... of figuring out his plot.. more.
Mantis: That makes no sense.
Po: What do you mean? Sure it does.
Tigress: Po, the truth! You had Shen. What happened?
Po: What are you talking about? What're you.. I don't know, what are you talking about? Uh.. Yeah! Ahh.. He caught me off guard.
Tigress: The truth! Fine. They'll keep you far from danger.
Master Croc: Real far.
Po: What?
Tigress: You're staying here.
Po: Wa.. Wait! I have to go back..
Tigress: You're staying here!
Po: I'm going. And you can't stop me! Okay, I wasn't ready that time.
Viper: Guys, don't.
Tigress: Ready.
Po: Look!
Viper: Stay down.
Po: I have to get to him.
Tigress: Then, tell me why!
Po: He was there. Okay? The peacock was there, the last time I saw my parents. He knows what happened. Where I came from. Who I am. Look, I'm going. I have to know. The hard core can't understand.
Viper: Tigress... No!
Tigress: The hard core do understand. But I can't watch my friend be killed. We're going.
Crane: Hey, maybe you can't watch me be killed?
Tigress: Stop being a wimp.
Monkey: And she's back.
Master Ox: Don't worry, kid. You're better off here.
Mr. Peabody & Sherman (2014) as Judge
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If a boy can adopt a dog, I see no reason why a dog cannot adopt a boy.
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Judge: Mr. Peabody, you're a Nobel Prize-winning scientist, a world-renowned explorer, an advisor to heads of state, a captain of industry. Why would you want to adopt a boy?
Mr. Peabody: Because, your honor, when I found Sherman, it reminded me of how I started out in life. And now, I am going to give him the one thing I always wanted: a home.
Judge: And you're sure you're capable of meeting all the challenges of raising a human boy?
Mr. Peabody: With all due respect, how hard could it be?
Judge: [lowers his glasses] Very well then. If a boy can adopt a dog, I see no reason why a dog cannot adopt a boy.
[The Judge bangs his gavel and an off screen person hands Baby Sherman to Peabody and hugs him]
Baby Sherman: Dada!
Mr. Peabody: No, Sherman, not "Dada". You shall call me "Mr. Peabody", or in less formal moments, simply "Peabody".
Baby Sherman: Mr. Peababa?
Mr. Peabody: That's right. Mr. Peababa. [Hugs Sherman and holds him up for a photo shot]
Mr. Peabody: Because, your honor, when I found Sherman, it reminded me of how I started out in life. And now, I am going to give him the one thing I always wanted: a home.
Judge: And you're sure you're capable of meeting all the challenges of raising a human boy?
Mr. Peabody: With all due respect, how hard could it be?
Judge: [lowers his glasses] Very well then. If a boy can adopt a dog, I see no reason why a dog cannot adopt a boy.
[The Judge bangs his gavel and an off screen person hands Baby Sherman to Peabody and hugs him]
Baby Sherman: Dada!
Mr. Peabody: No, Sherman, not "Dada". You shall call me "Mr. Peabody", or in less formal moments, simply "Peabody".
Baby Sherman: Mr. Peababa?
Mr. Peabody: That's right. Mr. Peababa. [Hugs Sherman and holds him up for a photo shot]
