Gadget Hackwrench quotes from Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers (2022)

View Quote Honey, someone's doing a cool pose in the driveway.

View Quote Chip: And so, I just wanna thank all of you for the greatest three years of my life. When I think back to where this all started, me finding Dale sitting all alone in the cafeteria, so sad.
Dale: Well, I wasn't that sad.
[the cast and the crew members laugh]
Monterey "Monty" Jack: That's funny.
Chip: But never in my wildest dreams did I think we'd be here now. So, to you, Dale, my best friend, and to all of you.
Gadget: And to everyone who loves a short toast.
Chip: [chuckles] Okay, okay. To many more seasons of the Rescue Rangers. Cheers!
Cast and Crew: Cheers!

View Quote [In a garage, a figure works on a car. The figure lifts its torch shielding mask. Gadget, wearing a black tanktop, blue jeans and brown gloves, wipes sweat off and notices Dale]
Gadget: Honey, someone's doing a cool pose in the driveway.
Zipper: [arrives with the mouse-fly hybird children] Excuse me. Dale, old chum. The sight of you lights my heart aglow.
Dale: Rangers, I need your help.
Gadget: We love you, bud, but we just can't invest in any more of your independent movies.
Dale: What? No, I'm not here for that. I'm here for something very important. Although that script was pretty good. Did you even read it?

View Quote [Dale, Gadget, and Zipper are using the Rescue Ranger's airship to fly to Sweet Pete's hideout to save Chip]
Dale: This is awesome! I'm amazed this thing actually flies. And you know how to fly it.
Gadget: Yeah. I guess my character from the old show, and my character in real life are basically exactly the same.
Dale: Yeah, I guess so. Zipper, how are the kids?
Zipper: Splendid. I mean, sure being a stay-at-home dad has its challenges, but it's the most rewarding job I could ever ask for and it just...
[Dale's cell phone rings]
Dale: Whoa! It's actually my agent. Sorry, can you hold on for a second? [picks up the phone] Wow! Dave Bolinari. Haven't heard from you in a while. Did you not get my last seven years of messages?
Dave: [chuckles] Oh, Daley, brother, so sorry. Look, I got a new assistant, and then we were off for the holidays. Anyways, I'm watching the news. You're the talk of the town. We've got heat. We've got offers. I'm thinking book deal. I'm thinking reboot!
Dale: Hey, actually, can I call you back? I can't talk now.
Dave: What? But Dale, you gotta get your priorities straight, dawg.
Dale: You know what? I think for the first time in my life, I am getting my priorities straight. Friends are more important than business. [tosses his phone out of the airship]
Dave: Dale, brother...
Zipper: Good for you, Dale.
Gadget: Probably shouldn't have thrown your phone, though.
Dale: Nope, immediately regretted it.

View Quote Zipper: Ah, there it is. The foreboding fortress on the horizon.
Gadget: Oh, I love it when you talk fancy, honey.
Zipper: Thank you, my love.
Dale: Aw.
Gadget: Looks like the only way in is through that exhaust pipe.
Dale: [using a firework] Okay, good. Try to line me up with it.
Zipper: Are you sure you wanna do this, Dale?
Dale: As sure as I've ever been.
Gadget: But you're, like, known for constantly making terrible decisions.
Dale: I know, right?
Zipper: [lights a match] Rescue Rangers, away.

View Quote Chip: No way. Is that...?
Gadget: Wow, those ears are huge.
Monty: Gadget, Zipper! I must be dreaming.
Dale: Can you believe it? All the Rescue Rangers together.
Chip: It has been a long time. It's really good to see you guys.
Zipper: It is wonderful to see you all.