Bob the Viking quotes from Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers (2022)
Played by Seth Rogen
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By the axe of Ucarga, you'll submit to me!
Scenes with Bob the Viking
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[Chip and Dale make it to Sweet Pete's workshop where they encounter Bob the motion capture Viking dwarf]
Bob: Who are you?
Dale: [whispering to Chip] Is he talking to us?
Chip: I can't tell. He's got those Polar Express eyes.
Dale: [to Bob] Uh. Are you talking to us?
Bob: Obviously. I said, "Who are you?"
Chip: Well, right. But in fairness, it looks like you're talking to that window.
Bob: No, it actually looks like I'm looking right at you.
Dale: Okay.
Bob: Look at my eyes, looking right at your eyes.
Bob: Who are you?
Dale: [whispering to Chip] Is he talking to us?
Chip: I can't tell. He's got those Polar Express eyes.
Dale: [to Bob] Uh. Are you talking to us?
Bob: Obviously. I said, "Who are you?"
Chip: Well, right. But in fairness, it looks like you're talking to that window.
Bob: No, it actually looks like I'm looking right at you.
Dale: Okay.
Bob: Look at my eyes, looking right at your eyes.
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[Bob takes Chip and Dale through Sweet Pete's factory]
Chip: I wonder if they're keeping Monty in here.
Dale: There's only one way to find out. [to Bob] So, is this your secret bootlegging facility or what?
Chip: Come on!
Bob: What? No! What are you talking about? This is Sweet Pete's legit business. It's for old merchandise that never got sold.
Chip: Old merchandise?
Bob: Yeah, like for example, you remember Shrek body wash?
Chip: Uh...
Bob: Exactly! No one does! It didn't sell. That's why Sweet Pete bought all the inventory and melts it down for its useful parts. The guy has a real eye for business. I wish I could see what he sees.
Dale: I'm sure there's corrective lenses or something you could get. [Chip elbows him] Ow! What? [they both see that the melted plastic from the bottles are used to make portable toilets] So, he turns the toys into toy-lets. [chuckles]
Bob: Wow! That's been staring at me for years and I never pieced it together! [laughs]
Chip: I wonder if they're keeping Monty in here.
Dale: There's only one way to find out. [to Bob] So, is this your secret bootlegging facility or what?
Chip: Come on!
Bob: What? No! What are you talking about? This is Sweet Pete's legit business. It's for old merchandise that never got sold.
Chip: Old merchandise?
Bob: Yeah, like for example, you remember Shrek body wash?
Chip: Uh...
Bob: Exactly! No one does! It didn't sell. That's why Sweet Pete bought all the inventory and melts it down for its useful parts. The guy has a real eye for business. I wish I could see what he sees.
Dale: I'm sure there's corrective lenses or something you could get. [Chip elbows him] Ow! What? [they both see that the melted plastic from the bottles are used to make portable toilets] So, he turns the toys into toy-lets. [chuckles]
Bob: Wow! That's been staring at me for years and I never pieced it together! [laughs]
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Dale: How do they know we're here?
Chip: I'm guessing your social media post at the police station.
Dale: Ah. Oops. [chuckles] Yeah, that's my bad. [sits on one of He-Man's shoes]
He-Man: Hey, there's something down there.
Skeletor: There's nothing down there, ya boob! You walk around with no pants long enough, and you start to notice every breeze. [laughs]
Bob: [looking under the table where Chip and Dale were] Gotcha! [Chip and Dale are gone.] Huh?
Chip: I'm guessing your social media post at the police station.
Dale: Ah. Oops. [chuckles] Yeah, that's my bad. [sits on one of He-Man's shoes]
He-Man: Hey, there's something down there.
Skeletor: There's nothing down there, ya boob! You walk around with no pants long enough, and you start to notice every breeze. [laughs]
Bob: [looking under the table where Chip and Dale were] Gotcha! [Chip and Dale are gone.] Huh?
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[Chip and Dale make Bob fall down from all the scaffolding. Pumbaa, from the 2019 film The Lion King, walks up to him]
Bob: What are you lookin' at?
Pumbaa: Honestly, your weird dead eyes. [laughs]
Mantis: They are weird. [laughs]
B.O.B.: Super weird. [laughs]
Pumbaa: [laughing] So funny.
Bob: What are you lookin' at?
Pumbaa: Honestly, your weird dead eyes. [laughs]
Mantis: They are weird. [laughs]
B.O.B.: Super weird. [laughs]
Pumbaa: [laughing] So funny.
Other characters in Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers (2022): Chip · Dale · Ellie Steckler · Sweet Pete · Gadget Hackwrench · Captain S. Putty · Jimmy the Polar Bear · Zipper · Bjornson the Cheesemonger · DJ Herzogenaurach · Monterey Jack