Sweet Pete quotes from Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers (2022)
Played by Will Arnett
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You two really are the worst actors in Hollywood! [laughs evilly]
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[after being bootlegged] I'm gonna wreck stuff!
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[Chip and Dale meet Sweet Pete, who is a middle-aged and overweight version of...]
Sweet Pete: Hello!
Dale: [surprised] Peter Pan?
Sweet Pete: Yep. Star of stage and screen, but you can call me "Sweet Pete".
Dale: Oh, you look...
Sweet Pete: Old, bald, sad like a zoo gorilla?
Dale: What? No, not like a zoo gorilla!
Sweet Pete: [chuckles] Don't worry, you can't say nothing to me I haven't heard already. Jimmy, please, untie our guests! [Jimmy scoffs and does so.] Chip and Dale. Wow! Hey, you mind if I walk while we talk? [Pete pats his belly as he's still attiring his old childhood costume.] Not fitting into the old costume like I used to. [points to his fitness watch] Gotta get my steps in.
Dale: Hey, I got one of those! We should link accounts and help motivate each other.
Sweet Pete: [awkwardly] Right. So, I'm guessing you two are here to talk about Monterey Jack.
Chip: Oh. Yeah, actually, we are.
Sweet Pete: You know, I always liked Monty. It's a shame what happened. Too much cheese, not enough bread.
Chip: Listen, Mr. Sweet Pete… Mr. Pete, we'd be willing to pay whatever Monty owes you if you could give him a break, just this once?
Sweet Pete: Hmm. Give him a break… You know, I got my big break when I was just a kid. [The scene changes to a clip of Walt Disney's 1953 film Peter Pan, where Peter, Tinker Bell, Wendy, John and Michael are flying across London.] I got cast in the biggest movie in the world as the boy who wouldn't grow up - Peter Pan. [Cut back to present] I'd never been so happy in my entire life, then I got older and they threw me away like I was nothing.
Chip: This business can be so tough.
Sweet Pete: Huh, you said it. I was scared, desperate, and all alone. So I decided to take the power back and make my own bootleg (remake of my old) movie! I called it Flying Bedroom Boy, and guess what - it worked! I made lot of money, so I "recruited" other toons to star in more movies, and bang-a-rang! Now I run my own bootleg movie studio, where I get to decide who's a star and who gets thrown in the trash! And now, you two come poking around where you don't belong, asking questions about your missing friend. And I can't have that, so how's this for a break? I'm thinking it's time for Chip 'n Dale reboot. Jimmy?
Jimmy: [to Chip and Dale] You, come with me.
Dale: [to Chip] Yup, we're dead.
Chip: Run!
Sweet Pete: Hello!
Dale: [surprised] Peter Pan?
Sweet Pete: Yep. Star of stage and screen, but you can call me "Sweet Pete".
Dale: Oh, you look...
Sweet Pete: Old, bald, sad like a zoo gorilla?
Dale: What? No, not like a zoo gorilla!
Sweet Pete: [chuckles] Don't worry, you can't say nothing to me I haven't heard already. Jimmy, please, untie our guests! [Jimmy scoffs and does so.] Chip and Dale. Wow! Hey, you mind if I walk while we talk? [Pete pats his belly as he's still attiring his old childhood costume.] Not fitting into the old costume like I used to. [points to his fitness watch] Gotta get my steps in.
Dale: Hey, I got one of those! We should link accounts and help motivate each other.
Sweet Pete: [awkwardly] Right. So, I'm guessing you two are here to talk about Monterey Jack.
Chip: Oh. Yeah, actually, we are.
Sweet Pete: You know, I always liked Monty. It's a shame what happened. Too much cheese, not enough bread.
Chip: Listen, Mr. Sweet Pete… Mr. Pete, we'd be willing to pay whatever Monty owes you if you could give him a break, just this once?
Sweet Pete: Hmm. Give him a break… You know, I got my big break when I was just a kid. [The scene changes to a clip of Walt Disney's 1953 film Peter Pan, where Peter, Tinker Bell, Wendy, John and Michael are flying across London.] I got cast in the biggest movie in the world as the boy who wouldn't grow up - Peter Pan. [Cut back to present] I'd never been so happy in my entire life, then I got older and they threw me away like I was nothing.
Chip: This business can be so tough.
Sweet Pete: Huh, you said it. I was scared, desperate, and all alone. So I decided to take the power back and make my own bootleg (remake of my old) movie! I called it Flying Bedroom Boy, and guess what - it worked! I made lot of money, so I "recruited" other toons to star in more movies, and bang-a-rang! Now I run my own bootleg movie studio, where I get to decide who's a star and who gets thrown in the trash! And now, you two come poking around where you don't belong, asking questions about your missing friend. And I can't have that, so how's this for a break? I'm thinking it's time for Chip 'n Dale reboot. Jimmy?
Jimmy: [to Chip and Dale] You, come with me.
Dale: [to Chip] Yup, we're dead.
Chip: Run!
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Jimmy: Step aside. Move.
[Jimmy looks around and saw someone, thinking it is Chip and Dale]
Jimmy: There they are.
Sweet Pete: Well, go get them!
[Jimmy looks around and saw someone, thinking it is Chip and Dale]
Jimmy: There they are.
Sweet Pete: Well, go get them!
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[Sweet Pete and Jimmy catch what they thought was Chip and Dale, but was actually Cubby from the 1953 Peter Pan film]
Jimmy: Gotcha! (Huh?)
Sweet Pete: Oh, what?!
Cubby: Peter Pan, is that really you? [disgusted] You got old.
Sweet Pete: Yeah, death is coming for us all, kid.
Jimmy: Gotcha! (Huh?)
Sweet Pete: Oh, what?!
Cubby: Peter Pan, is that really you? [disgusted] You got old.
Sweet Pete: Yeah, death is coming for us all, kid.
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[Chip has been captured and is about to be bootlegged by Sweet Pete]
Chip: Where's Dale?
Sweet Pete: He'll be here. Keep your pants on.
Chip: I don't wear pants.
Sweet Pete: Yeah, I noticed. It's not something to brag about. [chuckles]
Chip: What do you want?
Sweet Pete: I want you to stop messing with my business. You exposed everything, now I have to move all this stuff, and start over. It's super annoying. Ah, you should have just let me bootleg you when you came to my office. Could've saved us both a ton of headaches. [picks up an eraser] Besides, I was always more of an Alvin and the Chipmunks person.
Chip: You monster!
[As Sweet Pete goes to erase Chip's mouth, Ellie comes up behind him holding a gun]
Ellie: Freeze, Sweet Pete.
Sweet Pete: Nah. How about you freeze?
[Ellie hears a gun clicking and sees Putty aiming his own gun at her]
Putty: Drop it, Steckler.
Ellie: What, Captain Putty?
Chip: Dale was right. Oh, how cliché.
Captain Putty: I know. It is a bit unoriginal, right? Sweet Pete, remember when you first approached me to turn bad, be a bad guy, work with you, and I was like, "Come on! That's too predictable!"
Sweet Pete: Yeah. And what did I say?
Putty and Pete: "If it ain't broke…!" [they both laugh]
Ellie: How could you?
Putty: I know, I know. It's terrible. I am so ashamed, but I had no choice. My mother needed an operation. See, she got injured playing a game of Operation. She got too close to the sides and, uh... [pretends to sob] ...She got buzzed really bad. [laughs] Oh, I'm sorry. I couldn't do it any longer. Money! I'm a Greedy little Smurf who did it for the money!
Chip: Hilarious.
Putty: Yeah, but I had you going there for a second, didn't I? "Hello, I think I just saw Peppa Pig heading into Nickelodeon Jr." [chuckles]
Ellie: [realizes] It was you? You gave the fake tip, you derailed the whole investigation, and-and worst of all, you made me doubt myself.
Putty: Oh, come on. Don't be so fragile.
Chip: Where's Dale?
Sweet Pete: He'll be here. Keep your pants on.
Chip: I don't wear pants.
Sweet Pete: Yeah, I noticed. It's not something to brag about. [chuckles]
Chip: What do you want?
Sweet Pete: I want you to stop messing with my business. You exposed everything, now I have to move all this stuff, and start over. It's super annoying. Ah, you should have just let me bootleg you when you came to my office. Could've saved us both a ton of headaches. [picks up an eraser] Besides, I was always more of an Alvin and the Chipmunks person.
Chip: You monster!
[As Sweet Pete goes to erase Chip's mouth, Ellie comes up behind him holding a gun]
Ellie: Freeze, Sweet Pete.
Sweet Pete: Nah. How about you freeze?
[Ellie hears a gun clicking and sees Putty aiming his own gun at her]
Putty: Drop it, Steckler.
Ellie: What, Captain Putty?
Chip: Dale was right. Oh, how cliché.
Captain Putty: I know. It is a bit unoriginal, right? Sweet Pete, remember when you first approached me to turn bad, be a bad guy, work with you, and I was like, "Come on! That's too predictable!"
Sweet Pete: Yeah. And what did I say?
Putty and Pete: "If it ain't broke…!" [they both laugh]
Ellie: How could you?
Putty: I know, I know. It's terrible. I am so ashamed, but I had no choice. My mother needed an operation. See, she got injured playing a game of Operation. She got too close to the sides and, uh... [pretends to sob] ...She got buzzed really bad. [laughs] Oh, I'm sorry. I couldn't do it any longer. Money! I'm a Greedy little Smurf who did it for the money!
Chip: Hilarious.
Putty: Yeah, but I had you going there for a second, didn't I? "Hello, I think I just saw Peppa Pig heading into Nickelodeon Jr." [chuckles]
Ellie: [realizes] It was you? You gave the fake tip, you derailed the whole investigation, and-and worst of all, you made me doubt myself.
Putty: Oh, come on. Don't be so fragile.
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[The firework launches towards the exhaust pipe, while Dale holds on]
Dale: [screams, laughs] WHOO! HOLD ON, CHIPPY!
[However, the firework loses attitude and heads towards a window]
Dale: [gasps] Uh-oh. [screams]
[The firework smashes through the window, bumping into the walls and the ceiling. It knocks Jimmy into the window]
Sweet Pete: [chuckles]
[In the bootleg machine, Chip's head is about to touch the lasers]
Chip: [whimpers in fear]
[Dale falls off the firework, which it gets stuck into the machine. It malfunctions and the clips open, freeing Chip]
Sweet Pete: No! No, no, no, no! Come on!
Putty: Hey, hey. Fix that. You should fix it.
Sweet Pete: [sarcastically] Oh, yeah. Thanks for the input, genius.
Dale: Ellie!
Ellie: Dale.
Dale: Hey, are you okay? Where's Chip?
Ellie: He's still in the machine.
Chip: [coughs] Over here.
Dale: Chip, you're okay!
Chip: Yeah. You came for us. I never doubted you, buddy. [blows mouth and his real right ear, which the Snoopy ear is gone due to one of the lasers in the machine, grows back]
Ellie: See? He understood the clue.
Dale: Of course, it was obvious.
Ellie: In "When You Fish Upon a Star," Gadget was double-crossed. Just like us.
Dale: Right. Totally.
Chip: You had a completely different take, didn't you?
Dale: Yes, mine involved Thai food.
Sweet Pete: [grabs Chip] Stop! Or I'll erase him right here.
Dale: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay.
Ellie: Wait. Let's talk about this.
Dale: Listen, I get how you feel. Things didn't work out the way you wanted, right? You had big hopes and dreams and, well... then the world just sort of breaks your heart.
Chip: And it feels like the only emotions you have left are anger and loneliness. But you're not alone. None of us are.
Sweet Pete: Wow. It's true. You two really are the worst actors in Hollywood. [laughs]
[The machine magnets Putty's phone onto the glass]
Putty: Hey! What the… No!
[The machine also magnets Putty's gun onto the glass. Ellie's necklace rises]
Sweet Pete: What the…
[The machine magnets several metal pots]
Sweet Pete: [yells] What is going on with this thing?!
[The machine explodes, pushing Ellie, Sweet Pete, Dale and Chip]
Putty: No, no, no, NO! [falls after the window gets destroyed by the explosion]
[The firework gets unstuck and dashes outside and explodes into a shape of Mickey Mouse's head, as the Walt Disney theme song plays]
Dale: [screams, laughs] WHOO! HOLD ON, CHIPPY!
[However, the firework loses attitude and heads towards a window]
Dale: [gasps] Uh-oh. [screams]
[The firework smashes through the window, bumping into the walls and the ceiling. It knocks Jimmy into the window]
Sweet Pete: [chuckles]
[In the bootleg machine, Chip's head is about to touch the lasers]
Chip: [whimpers in fear]
[Dale falls off the firework, which it gets stuck into the machine. It malfunctions and the clips open, freeing Chip]
Sweet Pete: No! No, no, no, no! Come on!
Putty: Hey, hey. Fix that. You should fix it.
Sweet Pete: [sarcastically] Oh, yeah. Thanks for the input, genius.
Dale: Ellie!
Ellie: Dale.
Dale: Hey, are you okay? Where's Chip?
Ellie: He's still in the machine.
Chip: [coughs] Over here.
Dale: Chip, you're okay!
Chip: Yeah. You came for us. I never doubted you, buddy. [blows mouth and his real right ear, which the Snoopy ear is gone due to one of the lasers in the machine, grows back]
Ellie: See? He understood the clue.
Dale: Of course, it was obvious.
Ellie: In "When You Fish Upon a Star," Gadget was double-crossed. Just like us.
Dale: Right. Totally.
Chip: You had a completely different take, didn't you?
Dale: Yes, mine involved Thai food.
Sweet Pete: [grabs Chip] Stop! Or I'll erase him right here.
Dale: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay.
Ellie: Wait. Let's talk about this.
Dale: Listen, I get how you feel. Things didn't work out the way you wanted, right? You had big hopes and dreams and, well... then the world just sort of breaks your heart.
Chip: And it feels like the only emotions you have left are anger and loneliness. But you're not alone. None of us are.
Sweet Pete: Wow. It's true. You two really are the worst actors in Hollywood. [laughs]
[The machine magnets Putty's phone onto the glass]
Putty: Hey! What the… No!
[The machine also magnets Putty's gun onto the glass. Ellie's necklace rises]
Sweet Pete: What the…
[The machine magnets several metal pots]
Sweet Pete: [yells] What is going on with this thing?!
[The machine explodes, pushing Ellie, Sweet Pete, Dale and Chip]
Putty: No, no, no, NO! [falls after the window gets destroyed by the explosion]
[The firework gets unstuck and dashes outside and explodes into a shape of Mickey Mouse's head, as the Walt Disney theme song plays]
Other characters in Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers (2022): Chip · Dale · Ellie Steckler · Gadget Hackwrench · Bob the Viking · Captain S. Putty · Jimmy the Polar Bear · Zipper · Bjornson the Cheesemonger · DJ Herzogenaurach · Monterey Jack