Lou Redwood quotes from Semi-Pro (2008)

Played by Will Arnett

View Quote Dick Pepperfield: Lou, would you mind putting out that cigarette, it's very unprofessional.
Lou Redwood: No, I like to smoke when I drink.

View Quote Lou Redwood: Jackie Moon is Flint's favorite son. And he has done more for this city than any human being who's ever lived on this planet!
Dick Pepperfield: With the possible exception of, eh, Henry Ford... Jackie Moon has done a lot for this city, you're right about that.

View Quote Lou Redwood: ...Did you just call me a jive turkey?

View Quote Lou Redwood: Well, he sat on the bench, right? I mean, if you watch a porn movie, doesn't mean you got laid.
Dick Pepperfield: No. No, in fact it often means the opposite.

View Quote Lou Redwood: You know, I might suit up tonight, Dick. Sometimes I still dream of glory.
Dick Pepperfield: [chuckles] Well, sometimes dreams can turn into nightmares, Lou.
Lou Redwood: ...What's your problem?

View Quote [Talking about Vakidis]
Dick Pepperfield: He scares me!
Lou Redwood: That little kid from the Jackson 5, he scares ya too.
Dick Pepperfield: Oh, mark my words, Lou, there's something very creepy about that young man.

Other characters in Semi-Pro (2008): Jackie Moon · Dick Pepperfield · Monix